mcradloff Poems

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The Pumpkin Giant My favorite book from my youth, The Pumpkin Giant....	650	8	Oct 2012
If I Were President Just having more fun with the election and what fun it would be to be in charge and actually have so...	852	17	Oct 2012
Frankenstein's Diary I always felt sorry for the monster, but I always call him Frankenstein....	773	7	Oct 2012
Romney's Got a Gun With the election coming up and his infamous answer to what he would cut to trim the national debt,...	634	2	Oct 2012
check into debt These places should not exist, like legalized gambling, it is a hidden tax on the poor and uneducate...	582	6	Oct 2012
Where is my car? This has happened a few times for me and it always frustrates me. At least at Walmart I always park...	580	6	Oct 2012
I'm afraid today With Halloween approaching, thought I'd share some things that I'm afraid of, there's plenty more, t...	694	9	Oct 2012
Gilligans Island Just finished disc two of season one of Gilligan's Island, 14 episodes, 5 hours and 50 minutes, grea...	773	3	Mar 2011
How to get a man Watching a clip on how hard it is for professional women to get men, just thought I'd put in my two...	666	20	Sep 2012
Bill Clinton Speech We are being played for suckers in this country to think that your vote makes a difference if you vo...	715	8	Sep 2012
Ronald Reagan at the Republican Covention Watching the Republican Convention last night, I thought about Ronald Reagan who was our president f...	804	4	Aug 2012
Johnny Carson Terms for Death I used to watch Carson all the time and I really miss him. This was one of his funnier bits he did...	3,949	5	Aug 2012
Lance Armstrong Just heard that Lance got caught taking performance enhancing drugs while he rode his bike. Since h...	675	8	Aug 2012
Paul Ryan This whole election has me troubled. Last time I was all happy to vote for Barack Hussain Obama. N...	597	7	Aug 2012
Kathy Lee Gifford Saw a documentary called The Corporation. The story is dated, the movie came out around 2005. It h...	716	5	Jul 2012
Yawn I was reading a blog about how yawns are catching, and to see if I could make you yawn reading this,...	1,033	16	Jul 2012
The Swimming Coach Inspired by my local pool, the olympics, and Insult the Comic Dog on Curb Your Enthusiasm: Season 8...	1,295	5	Jul 2012
The Perfect Dad This is a companion poem to my last poem about fathers. Hope everyone has a happy father's day....	708	6	Jun 2012
The Sun Worshipping Preacher Inspired by all the tv preachers I have watched through the years and the jets and mansions that the...	656	11	Jun 2012
Jungle Cruise Ride Skipper Found these on youtube after I listened to Wierd Al's song Skipper Dan. It is about a guy who wante...	639	0	Jun 2012
New License Plates Some are just made up, others I incorporated the motto of the state, some were easier than others....	612	5	May 2012

50 Ways to Pick Your Pocket I went to Disney World in 2004, 1100 lighter in my billfold. I just wish I had went when I was eigh...	757	14	May 2012
Ron Paul Gearing up for the election. The Federal Reserve is set up to make as many nations in debt as possi...	797	10	May 2012
My First Nine Months Listened to this book on MP3 about this woman who could recall every day she lived. That inspired t...	764	12	Apr 2012
Real Men of Courage This was written in 2006. It is a parody of Budweiser's real men of courage. There are a bunch of...	767	6	Mar 2012
Wilderness Survival Inspired by Bear Grylis, the guy who eats some really disgusting stuff!...	1,623	20	Mar 2012
Bad Golf This was inspired by Leslie Nielsen and his golf videos....	817	7	Mar 2012
Bluebird This a parody of Edgar Allen Poe's poem "The Raven"...	616	4	Mar 2012
Pet Raptor Inspired by Jurrasic Park, KFC, and my friend's dog who did bite me when I was 10....	726	14	Mar 2012
When I Was Your Age This comes from what I image my dad's dad said to him....	622	0	Mar 2012
I wish I could go all day on I wish....	817	16	Feb 2011
Bad Senator I remember when I could fill my tank for 15 bucks!...	680	3	Jan 2012
Cereal Killer Just having some fun with some of my favorite cereals, my favorite cereal is Cookie Crisp, but I cou...	699	0	Dec 2011
Halloween Pumpkins Love carving pumpkins! I watch the Simpson's Halloween specials when I carve mine....	641	0	Oct 2011
Some Bad Zombie Advice Inspired after watching Night of the Living Dead....	582	0	Sep 2011
Heaven Here there is no fear Here there is no hate Here there is only love Here there is hope Here ther...	770	18	Apr 2011
I'm your man Thinking of song lyrics, and this one from Wham whammed into my head!...	660	3	Feb 2011
Chair Lift Operator I see them go by The hottest women They wear their hats They wear their smiles They wear their...	698	3	Feb 2011
Golf I got the snowman from Jeff Daniels singing a song on the history channel....	828	3	Feb 2011
National Anthem I must have watched the Christina bungle about a dozen times!...	642	5	Feb 2011

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