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I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.....
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen". I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you." Co
Can You Believe It?
My neighbor came over banging and screaming at my door at 3 am this morning. Can you believe the nerve. Fortunately for him I was still up playing my drums
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My wife said to me "look at our new neighbors. See the way he holds her, the way he kisses her. How come you don't do that?" I said "because I don't know her well enough".
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A man goes to bed one night and falls asleep. The next thing he knows, he is standing at the gates of heaven with St. Peter. He says "where am I?" St Peter replies "you died and you are at the gates of heaven. The man replied "omg no, I can't be dead
The clairvoyant knows
A very dear friend of mine consulted a fortune-teller or a clairvoyant yesterday as the uncertainty of the globe put her into a very nervous state. Well she said the lady told her that the current state of affairs is similar as to when a passenger s
Over hard, over easy, and runny...
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The 55 minute timer...
In the days of black & white Television, my parents owned a model that had a timer as part of the on-off switch. My guess is people who used the TV prior to sleep wouldn't have to get out of bed to turn it off or experience the 'snow' in the middle o
Funny story about a greedy police officer...
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Laughter and food...a great combination.
SMILE A WHILE...AND GIVE YOUR FACE A REST. That should really be 'flipping', not "flicking".
Geezer vs Young
An old physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000." Doctor Digger
Your daily dose of Donald... Thanksgiving Edition!
It's been a crazy month with Hurricane Nicole whacking Mar-a-Lago, Trump abandoning TRUTH for a reinstated Twitter account, the judge on the FBI search no longer accepting delays, his accountant testifying against him in his tax fraud case. I used t
Top 10 Reasons People Are Still Voting For Democrats
Wondering why people actually still vote for Democrats? Believe it or not, there are still Democrat voters out there and we've compiled their top reasons for doing so! 1. They're dead: Hard to object to candidates like Joe Biden when you are no lo
FLASH! Musk might make an offer and buy the FBI. Will Clintons sell?
I doubt this acquisition is true but many are Fed up with the Left and the new alphabet?
Joke of the day...
I thought I'd take a break from political topics and post something I find hilariously funny. It isn't often someone who is so creative that despite being impeached twice, lost a reelection, takes top level classified documents home and ignores NARA'
Conservatives dictionary...
I'm thinking about writing a book for liberals to understand words spoken by Conservatives. It will be sort of a political dictionary and the title will be: "I speak Connese, do you?" Examples of the first edition will include words like: far
New way to be?,
When I was younger life was simple, no smart phones, I talked to my kids most every day, BUT NOW! They have nothing to say, there’s something on Facebook or some other site, they can’t communicate, its just not right, family meals don’t exist, af
Famous Monsters of Politics
Which are your favorites?
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and ask
Grifter...
Grifter is a slang word that describes a person who operates a side show at a circus, especially a gambling attraction. Also, grifters are known to be swindlers as in dishonest gambler, or the like. (stated in dictionary.com) I caught a video int
What would you like written on your gravestone?
Please, don't shoot!, So, I forgot your birthday!......Calm down, tomorrow is a new,,, ok,, don't bother,,,, So, what would you write on your tombstone?
Today's humor...
I thought I'd offer some lighthearted humor to all the political ruckus currently going on this month. In the news this morning, it's reported that former president Donald Trump issued a 12-page rebuttal to testimony and evidence presented by a House
I don't enjoy the freedom...
A few times on CS I blogged about women who don't wear bras and gravity takes hold of their bazooms, making the skin stretch for great distances. Envision the granny who complains her husband rests his elbows on the table yet she's nudging her dinner
The 'other' TDS...
I'll wager you are all familiar with the acronym TDS. That stands for Trump Derangement Syndrome. It started right after Hillary lost the presidential election to Trump, despite having the popular vote. Question any part of the election and you are p
For Laughs
This is getting more funny by the week...The numerous books released or soon to a book store near you...all in an attempt to ensure people are informed by what it really is like to serve the White house and President... For your viewing pleasure...
3 bikers and an old man
An elderly man was eating breakfast at a truck stop when some bikers stormed in, obviously all revved up. They’d been riding all day, and now, thoroughly energized, it was time for them to have a little fun and engage in their favorite pastime: brawl
Today's chuckle...
Scanning some new profiles, I see a woman who claims to have a masters degree states twice on her profile: "fell free to text me up thank you very much" Fell free...
Smile...:)
Even with hand sanitizer...? https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F474x%2Fdc%2F7d%2F83%2Fdc7d839a51faadb4950451a65b5ee642.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com.au%2Ffergusmaximus%2Fmenfolks-womenfolks%2F&tb
He ain't heavy...
He ain't heavy... He's only blubber. I should have teamed up with Al Yankovic doing parodies. For years my band mates would intentionally use the wrong lyrics, just for fun! T
The smell of your fingers...
The smell of my fingers after eating peel & eat shrimp is enough to make me wash my hands at least 5 times and if it lingers, I'll add a few rounds with alcohol. I doubt other people resort to this... but that's the way I'm wired.
Evidently you can now get your # 46 decoder ring
No supply chain issues involved.
Laughing. Is... a good medicine...
... 1. What's the difference between stress, tension, panic and tragedy. . ?Stress is when wife is pregnant;? ?Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;? ??Panic is when both are pregnant!??. Tragedy is when you are not responsible for either pregn
She A. Clever manipulator...
Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?" Wife: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?" Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for health." Wife: "Oh.. that means I am sick." Hubby: "No No. If you don't wan
Are you really ready to get married?
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m supposed to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘be faithful to her
Honest man $7500/...hahaha
A man finds a wallet with $7000 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a $500 reward to anyone who returns it. He soon locates the owner and gives him the wallet, and the rich m
Who are the biggest marxist in the blogs?
I am just curious. Please stand up and be counted for.
Crafty old coot..hmm..sorry
An old wolf. So an older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend . The jeweller looked through his s
Trump Claims he Won German Election
From The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Claims He Won German Election By Andy Borowitz PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—
If you are looking for Granny...
I see a new profile popped up today for a retired 62 year old woman living in Sheffield, England. Her intentions are clear and so are her topless photos! She's whorn-knee and comes as a married couple... However she can separate if needed. Wow, w