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Dr. Fauci's smoothest move yet !
Yesterday in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Urges Non-Essential Worker to Go Home By Andy Borowitz April 3, 2020 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Dr. Anthony Fauci has urged a non-essential e
Pick-UP lines for the Covid-19 era (for men & women)
What do you think about going back to my place and washing our hands together ? Do you have Covid-19 ? Why ? Because you look a lot hotter than 98.6 F Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you extra happy to be closer than 6 feet from
lol
One day, I was on a date with this girl I been seeing off and on lately. She excused herself to the bathroom but left her phone on the table and I knew it wasn't password protected. I decided to have a quick look and when I brought up her contact
CDC reacts to Mike Pence
Fom The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report C.D.C. Director Says Coronavirus Effort Could Be Helped by Quarantining Pence By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The director of the Centers for D
2 seconds
Yes I've had too much time on my hands lately. Why is there a 2second rule surely if it falls on the floor it takes less than 2 seconds to collect germs. Why does buttered bread always fall buttered side down. Why do people always visit when the
Blond Men Jokes
A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and mine's wet." ----------------------------- A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It
Quote of the day
~ Janice Hough
Drug Kingpin El Chapo outraged !
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report 1/30/2020 El Chapo Outraged That His Trial Included Witnesses By Andy Borowitz FLORENCE, COLORADO (The Borowitz Report)—The convicted drug lord known as El Ch
The newest Democrat demand upon the Senate lol
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Democrats Demand That Giuliani Be Trump’s Lawyer at Impeachment Trial By Andy Borowitz 11:00 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Rudolph Giuliani’s offer t
Maxine Waters Gets Duped By Fake Greta Thunberg Claiming She Has Dirt on President Trump’s Dealings
Low IQ Congresswoman Maxine Waters (D-CA) got duped by notorious Russian pranksters, Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov — AGAIN. Russian pranksters Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov, who go by the stage names Vovan and Lexus, tro
Once Upon an Impeachment
Sure to be a holiday classic.
It's FESTIVUS! For The REST OF US!
A Ghost of Festivus Past. Time to see some familiar faces - & remember some we've not seen in awhile. Or old faces with new names. Whatever. Happy Festivus '19, y'all Yep. December 23. Festivus - https://youtu.be/HX55AzGku5Y The mo
Quote of the night - Jimmy Fallon
“Of course, it’s a dark stain on his legacy; but on the bright side, Trump finally managed to win a popular vote,” ~ Jimmy Fallon
Giuliani's Ukrainian Big Top Adventure
Satire from The Borowitz Report Giuliani Kidnapped by Ukrainian Circus By Andy Borowitz 10:30 A.M. KYIV (The Borowitz Report)—While on a mission to Ukraine to acquire information about the business dealings of Hun
OK. I hear you. Friday's impeachment inquiry was not exciting enough for you
Yes, the crimes of (so called) President Trump are not "exciting" enough for you. While perhaps treasonous and impeachable, they lack the titillation of an affair with a pornstar, or the claim of being able to shoot people on 5th Avenue. I get i
COSTEMOLOGIST
I'm always entertained when I read a profile and the person cannot spell their profession. In this case... wannabe profession. Today it's the woman in school to be a costemologist. Of the list of favorites would be a doctir. 40 miles from
What I've noticed
Is that some people like to discuss politics, and some people like to discuss members on CS. And those members who like to discuss members on CS instead, somehow think that is better, and discussing politics isn't.
Rocket man cuts him off
Tonight in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Kim Jong Un Told Trump He Was Too Busy Developing Ballistic Missiles to Help Him with Biden Thing By Andy Borowitz 5:40 P.M. PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Rep
About late last night
Apparently, things are too complicated for SOME people. So, for them lets keep it simple;
From beyond the grave
Satire from the Borowitz Report. “How Has This Bastard Not Been Impeached Yet?” Nixon Asks in Hell By Andy Borowitz 6:14 P.M. HELL (The Borowitz Report)—The former President Richard M. Nixon became the latest person
Infestation south of Baltimore
This new one from Andy is no doubt in response to Trump's early morning Tweets today attempting to vilify a Congressman regarding housing in his district of Baltimore, due to unrelated comments the Congressman made about the findings of Mueller's
He who casts the first Congresswoman
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Orders Pence to Find Passage in Bible Where Jesus Tells People to Get the Hell Out By Andy Borowitz 10:59 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hop
lol Worse than the Trojan Horse
10:40 am today in; The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump’s Fourth of July Parade to Include Flyover by Russian Air Force By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it “incredibly exc
Robert Mueller frustrates a small part of society
Andy Borowitz's column, a timely response to Mueller's only press meeting, which happened earlier today Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Mueller Stirs Controversy by Urging Americans to Read
Life
When death comes and knocks on our door, none of us have the option to say, " not today, please come back later. " So, if you have that option , what excuse you have to tell death? "Damn it, not now. I haven't....
Reach out to me...
"Reach out to me" is the catch-phrase that replaced the old "Let's touch base" LTB is already on my list of pet peeves for being over used. The phrase "Call me sometime" must have died and gone to heaven. It doesn't take long before I start mimi
Here's something BOTH sides of the aisle can agree on.
Satire from The Borowitz Report Americans Favor Fifteen Dollars an Hour for Congress By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Americans took to the streets in large numbers on Thursday to show their support for a f
I love a Good Joke
Edith and Marie were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. Edith pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Marie: What's that? Edith: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't g
Quotes of the day
“Really the best day since he got elected,” said Kellyanne Conway, the president’s counselor, about a day on which 400 pages dropped into the public’s lap describing relentless presidential misconduct and serial engagements between his
2 Parrots
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' " "That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can
Newest satire by Borowitz - funny.
Moments ago in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Americans Fear That Former Trump Staffers Will Be Released Into Their Cities By Andy Borowitz 10:55 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Americans are in
Another Trump Administration replacement ? lol
This most recent offering is a prime example of Andy Borowitz's terrific wit & satire. It's outlandish, but given the actual behavior of the current worst US president in history, including his own collegiate journey, it's almost believable. Inde
She toad dem to cwal unda a wok...
It was a spectacular event Friday night. The Conservative Borg mothership came into orbit around Earth and two hundred thousand sleeper cells lit up. They began posting identical comments on every public forum! "Mueller's report exonerated Trump o
Trump's "Executive Time" lol
Some of you are probably aware that the schedule of Donald Trump, acting as president, has recently been leaked, and no, I am not referring to the Russian hookers. If you aren't up to speed yet, you can go to this link from Business Inside
I'm not loving it.
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My First Impression Of CS Male Bloggers
I believe that first impression lasts. Just like most people, I base my first impression from what I see in a person's face . Some of that changed when I've come to know the person but for most, first impression lasts. Here on Blogland, it's ve
Pelosi has very bold move to end government shutdown quickly lol
Satire from The Borowitz Report Pelosi Says She Will Skip Trump and Negotiate Directly with Putin By Andy Borowitz 11:43 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold gambit to end the government shutdown, the H
I just heard GREAT news !
Yep. All your Christmas expenses, no matter how much. Trump is going to have Mexico pay for them. Whew, what a relief.
The 'Great' Negotiator. lol
Breaking news ! Trump is holed up in the Whitehouse refusing to leave and hopefully holding his breath until the Democrats approve $ 5 Billion for a wall. That tactic may have worked with his father, when he was 5 years old. But, it isn'
Too funny & sad.
The person who Donald Trump just appointed to the position of chief of staff, Mick Mulvaney, is recorded on video stating that Donald Trump is "a terrible human being" during his campaign. Do we have a pool yet on how long this guy will last