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There is no God

"There is no God"

The bible says a fool says in his heart there is no God, and then it says stay away from fools . Well thanks be to "LOGIC" for that loophole. Now all we have to do to avoid these bull shit opinionated blogs and bloggers is state that fact i

The day when an imbecile was invited by a berk

The day when an imbecile, was invited by a berk

What was he thinking the president of Mexico, Enrique Peña Nieto, when Donald Trump invited to Los Pinos? I was thinking, of course, that he could win. But he calculated very badly. This will be one of the lowest points of his presidency. And that's

Walking Backwards

Walking backwards is the new trend in health & fitness; it’s excellent to hone your spatial awareness skills as it increases what you would have seen walking forwards by 50%, and is also known to increase the Wi-Fi signals in doughnuts. Dr. Whet F

HEAVEN

HEAVEN

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy The Nation I helped conceive?" Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted

No Change here then

No Change here then ?

Not been up on site for a hell of a long time Still no change Scam madness Nothings changed

Who is this comedian

Who is this comedian?

He is one of my favorite comedians. He has something to say, he says it. Can you tell me who this is? Do you have a quote of his that you favor? If so, would love to hear it, could really use some laughter right now. If there are other comedians you

lol

lol

A doctor from France says: “In France, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work." A German doctor comments quietly: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part

ROMATIC MIS ADVENTURES IN CYBERSPACE THE FUNNIER

ROMATIC MIS-ADVENTURES IN CYBERSPACE- THE FUNNIER

I have one facet of my character that saves me from going down in a heap of jelly when i get had over in romance again- a sense of humour...if i did not have that, then i really WOULD be in trouble...writing this-adapted from a very old UK radio come

To Be A Troll For A Day

What would it be like to be a troll for a day I wonder?

Revenge of the tooth fairies

An alarming trend is occurring where adults are waking up each morning with vast quantities of ear hair in spite of trimming the unsightly wax encrusted mess each day. Many people are also reporting errant long curly eyebrow hairs as well as thick

Male 4 Sale

One male 4 sale, 38 years old, balding, overweight, unemployed. Male is suitable to keep chained up in the yard to keep away strangers, pests, and small furry animals.

bored

bored

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive Blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play

DC

@ DC

would the Answer to words hidden in pic that you posted be as follows ...................... Fecking Brat Kids trashing their Room

DC

@ DC

would the Answer to words hidden in pic that you posted be as follows ................................................... Fecking Brat Kids trashing their Room

Spaghetti

Spaghetti

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the

2nd Giraffe

2nd Giraffe

DC,I think the other giraffe ran away!

Chilling

Chilling...

Dance Partner Wanted...

Waiting For The Bus

Waiting For The Bus

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC. This was her first time to the city, so she wanted to see the Capitol Building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions. "Excuse me, officer," the blonde said, "how do

A Man Went To A Proctologist

A Man Went To A Proctologist

A Man Went Into The Proctologist's Office For His First internal Exam. The prostate doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. When the man sat down and began observing the too

For all the American women

For all the American women.

Jack the Russel

good for a giggle

good for a giggle.

I have never read this book but it is supposed to be very good, If anyone has please feel free to give me a quick personal blurb meanwhile enjoy a laugh..

The shortest fairytale

The shortest fairytale...

Once upon a time a man asked a woman to marry him..she refused. The man lived happily ever after...riding motorbikes, going fishing...drinking beer..playing golf...left the toilet seat up and could fart whenever he wanted. The End

Too Much coffee?

My blanket fort has been evacuated; Time for coffee, Coffee bar is full. Coffee ingested in groups of three, you wonder if that passerby is into vajazzling Perhaps the coffee is far too strong, I begin to ponder:- Revelation! Turn a ladder

A Woman Was Out Golfing One Day

A Woman Was Out Golfing One Day

When She Hit The Ball Into The Woods She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,

Marriage Counselors Solution

Marriage Counselor's Solution

The husband and wife go to a marriage counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and

I wonder

I wonder

How about you created your own woman the way you desire other than giving orders how she should look, can you imagine a person/man saying I need a lady slim with curves tall and goes on demanding the age limit while him his weight is xxxtra po

Really Need To Get Laid

Really Need To Get Laid...

I'm not myself these days...working too hard and not getting enough sleep...and that greatly affect my libido Busy at work here and just accidentally voided a big order that took a lot of effort to process and set up for shipment. Have to do

What Is It With Seed Eaters

What Is It With Seed Eaters???

I work as a custodian at a casino in Laughlin, Nevada. The dirty habits of gamblers is what keeps me working but sometimes there has to be a line drawn. There are the drunkards that soil their pants and vomit. These are called "Bio Cleanups" an

Dont we wish

Don't we wish

all exercising would result in this.....

Forgetter Be Forgotten

Forgetter Be Forgotten?

My forgetter's getting better, But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke! For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering If I really should be 'there' And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer! O

lol

One day, a mum was cleaning her son's room and in the closet she found a bondage-S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She showed it to her husband. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. She finally asked him, "Well, wh

Lion Prank

I want to do this lol

Alternative relationships

As singletons we are constantly thinking about how to get access to the opposite sex’s leisure facilities, more often men desire a decent fish supper and the ladies a nice battered sausage, but there are often complications or reasons why these don’t

UKs X files release delayed again

UK's X files release delayed, again!

Release of 18 files containing details of unidentified aerial phenomena, that's UFOs to you & me, have been delayed again, till at least next March included in these files is "The Redlesham Forest incident, which is alleged to have taken plac

Replacement POTUS Candidates.

We're now 26 days from the U.S. Presidential election. The major party nominees have succeeded in unifying Murkuns to an extent undreamed of in modern times. It is generally, if not unanimously, recognized that these two are the wors

And Donald Trump Maam

And Donald Trump Ma'am?

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