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Constant source of humor
Yeah, the scammers on here accidentally come up with some classics. About a year ago, one told me that she? couldn't arrive in my country because her mother needed an operation on her testicles. Well today, I got a lovely invitation
A Happy Weekend to all
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Finally: Peter Doocy And Jen Psaki Announce Their Engagement
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After over a year of courtship, Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy and White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki have announced they are finally tying the knot. "Um, on a personal note, I would like to announce that I will soon be st
US and CHINA relations...
I see Joe met with Xi in California and discussed future relations between the 2 countries. Xi assured Joe that all is well and soon Pandas will be arriving to make up for the one on loan that had to be returned. https://tse3.mm.
San Francisco Walgreens Introduces New Frequent Looter Rewards Punch Card
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In response to record levels of unprosecuted shoplifting, Walgreens stores in San Francisco have introduced a new "Frequent Looter Rewards Card." "If you can't beat 'em, I guess all you can do is join 'em," said Sandra Lopez, reg
Cruising...
Tag. ) ..deep Tom Fakes... https://youtube.com/shorts/WCTtfvFwTf4?si=86UOGNmKv9fdLTPC.
For Pete's Sake...
A serious blog today. I don't know who Pete is and I'm guessing his real name is Peter. People have been saying 'For Pete's Sake' easily 4 generations now. That would make Pete more than 100 years old. Pete gets mentioned in lots of conversations an
If you want 10 inches, or more....
.... come to New Jersey today or tomorrow and you'll get it good. We have a surplus of inches. We already have about 11 inches of snow and it isn't stopping anytime soon. It's predicted to keep snowing about another 24 hours. So, if you lik
Worms vs Whiskey
If you put a worm in a glass of water it will swim around. If you put that same worm in a glass of whiskey it will die. Moral of the story, if you drink whiskey, you won't have worms.
Turkey Denied Presidential Pardon After Photos Emerge Of It Attending January 6
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a break from a long-standing tradition, the White House announced that this year's Thanksgiving turkey
Body Type: Slim/Slender...
The profile reads she's looking for an honest man, no lies. Her photo shows a woman medium height and a guesstimated weight of 145 to 150 pounds. Slim/Slender is her body type selection. The thought through my head is she's lying or her perception i
New CS vaccine guidelines
Effective immediately, all bloggers and commenters have to show proof they are fully vaccinated. In other news it was revealed that vaccines killed the dinosaurs and that Pepe LePew was a feline molester. Video not for the squeemish :scol
Fun
Told my kids I never want to live in a vegative state So they unplugged my computer and threw out my wine.
So, lets have some fun. 'I'm in the mood for love.'
I originally became exposed to this song, when I was a little kid watching The Little Rascals. There was one episode called 'Pinch Singer'. In it Alfala sang a tune (off-key). It was 'I'm in the mood for love', (originally written by Jimmy McHugh
I wonder why no one is focused on the real important stuff these days.
You know. The life or death issues like; How many times an obese person needs to flush a toilet if they overeat on KFC & McDonalds or How the new light bulbs make you look off color when you spray your face with spray-on tan products or
Hot off the press - Americans Oppose paying a man who refuses to work
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Americans Oppose More Payments to Man Who Is Not Working By Andy Borowitz August 8, 2020 WA
Judge Cannon...
Judge Aileen Mercedes Cannon was selected to hear the case of Trump v. United States in August 2022. Since then, she's been in the news almost on a daily basis. With so much coverage, I'm surprised there is only ONE photo the news media uses of this
Some dinner invitation rules...
When invited to a party or holiday celebration you should have a snack at least one hour before the arrival time. Many times parties start later than expected and you will be famished and hungry enough to consume enough food for 3 people. Being a lit
Stuff we take credit (or blame) for...
The language is such that often it implies we did stuff that we actually had little or nothing to do with.. Such as.... I grew my hair long. No you didn't, you just didn't cut it. I hurt my arm. What, did you like take a hammer to it?
Trump's advice to Biden on choosing a VP
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Accuses Biden of Dragging out V.P. Search Instead of Picking First Clown Who Says Yes By Andy Borowitz Au
Sometimes You Wake Up To The Birds And Sunshine
This isn't one of those times
Ya just got to love 'em.....
When they help with the chores.................. .....
People Will Do Anything
Including this
Breaking News ! Trump resigns.
It should have happened a while ago. I knew right from the start he was way in over his head and didn't know what he was doing at all. It was just a matter of time, and this was the only way he could 'save face'. You may recall that I knew he
Trump background music
There's been quite a few times that musicians have complained, that Trump has used their music as background without their permission. Honestly it's happened a lot. They simply don't want to be identified with a lying corrupt demagogue. Here'
smart old man, played his cards safe...
A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old
The Nagging Farmer's Wife
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow
Verdict?……NOT GUILTY!!!!
???? LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT ???? Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Old Lady: There I was, sitting
Panic At White House As All The Stores Are Out Of Depends
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Anonymous sources are reporting heightened stress in the hallways of the White House. One source close to the Biden family revealed that the supply chain crisis currently gripping our nation has now reached the home of the Commander-
Then the officer fainted!!!
One day, the police raided a whole group of pro*stitutes at a se*x party in a hotel and Lulu was among them: The police took them outside and had all the pro*stitutes lined up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu"s grandma came by and saw her gran
Missing in action.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1515729/royal-marines-training-exercise-US-Marine-Corps-Exercise-Dagger-Green Royal Marines make mockery of US troops just DAYS into training exercise. Where's Bohemund when you need him
Well. That was an interesting night!!!
One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, "Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No
Mommy, I have to make number two...
I used to think it was universal that parents taught their young children number one was pee and number two was poo, but some kids just point to the front or back!
This is how we do it ??
https://youtu.be/s-mo_zkjq-U
This one is for you Mic.....and everyone else. 'Melania' lol
After a bit of piano by Jon Babtiste, some words from our 'First Lady' (imitator) relating the Tulsa rally to their love life, her relationship with Ivanka, and the recent book about her, 'Her Art of the Deal'. Enjoy https://ww
Laugh 'O The Day...
A farmer had a three legged pig and his neighbor asked him why the pig had only three legs. "Well, I'll tell you" the farmer replied. "One day I was plowing my field and the tractor turned over and pinned me underneath. That pig ran for help. He save
Can you imagine, if they EVER heard the truth at a Trump Rally ?
From The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report P.A. System at Trump Rally Accidentally Blasts Woodward Tapes By Andy Borowitz September 13, 2020
Human Relationships - a bug's view
Today in The New Yorker; (click on the link)