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Comedy - Today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Pelosi Takes Advantage of Trump’s Storming Out of Oval Office to Hide Nuclear Codes By Andy Borowitz 11:02 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The Hous
A kaleidoscope of fantasy! As I slide my fingers through your long black hair, Caress your shoulders and kiss your neck, I care, Your body yields at my tender and sensual touch, Your aching and longing is so wanton and much. Soon our clothe
If so, Connecting Singles would like to direct such offerings to the FORUMS section, where they belong, instead. For those who are unaware; Blogging rule #6. "Do not[/b
This surgery is a matter of time...literary. I have went through this once before in my life and as expected with any surgery, I did not enjoy it. It will be very messy and very painful. I have to cut it open right in the center and dig my hands
This Australian clip is under two minutes long..... .....
The Crocodile Rocker Don't blame me, if you can't get that silly ditty out of your head now. Hey,
This afternoon in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Furious That Mar-a-Lago Is Left with No Employees After ICE Raid By Andy Borowitz 12:24 P.M. PALM BEACH, Florida (The Borowitz Report)—Don
It was a take off on a news story. Apparently, there is a mayor in a small town in France. He is worried, as the population there is dwindling. So, he decided to hand out free Viagra pills to the locals with the hopes of 'encouraging' couples t
Back on January 9th, a group of HELL'S ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. Rod, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks throu
Hopefully this doesn't offend anyone, just saw it on Facebook and wanted to share a smile "That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and walks right past you"
Some originals by yours truly; 8. Instead of bragging about grabbing he grabbed the check once in a while. 7. The extra long ties aren't fooling anyone. 6. If he stopped calling or implying that women are ugly. 5.
I saw an ad for this book Here's the synopsis; Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about
I suppose there are times in one's life where they have to kiss some asp, so my suggestion is to use a barrier of lipstick. Yeah... that's the ticket!
https://youtu.be/jyvJtA0c06M And Why Some Kids Don't Survive Childhood - HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, YALL!!
A common response when someone posts an 'off the wall' blog, comment to a blog, forum thread or comment is to tell the person "Go take your medicine!" I'm not a pharmacist, nor do I play on in a TV show, but I'd wager money to say there's no medicin
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Just having some fun. You know the song... "you don't know what's it's like, baby You don't know what it's like, To love somebody to love somebody the way I love you." Well, that's fairly egotistical. We ALL know what that's like.
Come on, you know that song. Some people had fun inventing new lyrics for one prior. This one could use a change too. "If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right." Really ? If it's wrong aren't there better options ? So, if you
sarcasm from Andy Borowitz today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Debate Viewers Struggle with Concept of President Without Glaring Personality Disorder By Andy Borowitz 10:41 A.M. MIAMI (The Borowitz
Popeye's goilfriend toins 100 in 2019... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive_Oyl Seems Miss Oyl was quite the cougar as Popeye didn't come along 'til 1929. You go goil
As a kid, I used to watch the TV show The Millionaire with my parents. That's when I learned that people with 2 first names irked my father. The star of the show was actor Marvin Elliot Miller who played the part of Michael Anthony assistant of billi
For years, I've been looking for an Egg. Eggs are sooo... sexy to me. Small with soft curves. I've always admired how they keep their shape no matter what the temperature is. Someone told me Eggs like old, fat, white guys... like me and they don't c
Trump says lots of things. Most of them end up on Twitter. Not everything he says is news worthy but, news media think differently. However, the one statement I read yesterday has great significance. "Mentally ill individuals should be 'involunta
It's been suggested (by loonies) that I'm getting paid big $$$$$$$ to blog. So, I've decided to share that wealth with you. Thus, everyone who watches the following video gets 20% of the income I'm getting from posting it. That's rig
In The New Yorker this morning; Satire from The Borowitz Report Denmark Offers to Buy U.S. 11:01 A.M. By Andy Borowitz COPENHAGEN (The Borowitz Report)—After rebuffing Donald J. Trump’s hypothetical proposal t
I've gone with Alexa the little table top - oh heck not sure what you call it. I ask the little contraption all kinds of questions and use her as a reminder. "Alexa remind me in 4 minutes to turn off the pot or Alexa set the alarm for 6:30 am next
Pretty ugly, short skyscraper, army intelligence, bad sex, funny funeral.......
No if ands or butts about it. Sorry to drop this on you. Butt, just don't overuse it and make an asz out of yourself.
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A man he had five children, one day, the man comes home with a bag full of cherries. The children come to him and ask .... Kids - Dad, Dad what did you bring us? The father, puts his hand in bags, takes out 5 cherries, and gives them one to each ch
A young boy goes to his father and says "Daddy?" The father replies "Yes son" and the son says "Daddy, I have a question" The father says "son, what's your question?" The boy asks "Is Rotterdam a bad word?" The father thinks for a second... Rotte
....TV guffaw generator. Is there a doctor carrying dementia and antipsychotic medications in the house? Free everything for our illegals and non producers, while we eat the rich. Unless one values under 2% support, looks like we are down to three ex
it's mid harvest time. As I look from the fourth story A/C widdow's watch roof tower, onto the verdant fields, Chardonnay in hand, viewing busy underpaid illegal immigrant farmworkers, many mere children, slaving away, most separated long ago from pa
The Driver sitting there with Bert on a boring Tuesday night at the local bar. Of course the Driver is drinking soda, otherwise...how could he be the Driver? Boring... Boring... Both the Driver and Bert are sitting at a small town bar on
at 18 a lady is like a football team and 22 men behind her at 28 a lady is like a basket ball team 10 men behind her at 38 a lady is like a golf ball , one man behind her at 48 alady is like a TT ball one man is pushing her to another if u know
in a class of 31 students what will be yo position mine in 28th be sincere please..
We so sorry. We so busy with failing impeachment last 4 year we don't get single thing you want done. But vote for us and we will do now. We promise to you.
...I've found that almost all of the regular bloggers here are decent and bright folks, from whom I continue to learn things. Most grateful, even when the politics don't quite always align. But sometimes I worry that, who would have thunk it, men an
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