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ABOUT GROWING OLDER …
First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me.
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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James , a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued He
I Have MAN FLU. Again! I'm Dying. Horribly.
Yeah. I know what y'all women are saying... 'It's just a cold ' Well it's NOT! It's debilitating and life threatening. This very instructional vid should make that abundantly clear... https://youtu.be/Sn4BDdQyX_c
Drafting Old Men Into The Military
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing a--backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys.
Test for Dementia
Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: You
$10 complaint
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
Its Friday....
Whats the height of being intoxicated? When you walk across the dance floor to buy another drink and you win the Singles Dance Competition.. Yo
Oops
His request approved, the CNN News photographer chartered a flight from the local airport, and was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jump
The Scary TRUTH About Elevators!
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Donald and Hillary Go Fishing in the Winter...
How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call ? With an fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in January, of course! After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary and Donald were deadlocked. Instead of
MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is
LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?
A lexophile of course! • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Dead Penguins - I never knew this!
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The pengui
Who do you want down your chimney Xmas eve
Bagsy berrysmoothie in that outfit.....Don't think they make chimney big enough for chunky bums mind
Christmas Humor
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper! What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
Old Guy Trying To pick up Young Ladies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItXKGyO6cRA
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I'm corresponding with a scammer right now, bantering back and forth! Trying to set a 'booby' trap for him!
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A man was complaining to a friend, "I had it all - money, a magnificent house, a fast car, the love of a beautiful woman... then, poof! It was all gone!" "What happened?" asked the friend. "My wife found out..."
Attention
I learned long ago some people are just smug self righteous a**hole...begging for attention... Crying in public about how they are mistreated or giving others grief for their perceived crimes... Time to quit whinging an
A Few Laughs
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant. “No, not yet. The
Christmas Shopping
Frank and Dianne were in a local shopping center just before Christmas. Dianne suddenly noticed that Frank was missing, and as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone. Dianne asked, "Frank, where are you? You know that we have lo
The Benefits of Laser Vision Correction
Many folks will be nervous regarding the treatment with questions like what if something goes wrong? So it's a very understandable fear. I had a hard time convincing my self to take the plunge... But boy am I glad I did!! As an avid movie PC Ga
Would You Believe It?
My neighbor came knocking on my door at 3 am. Can you believe it, 3 am? Luckily for him, I was still up playing my drums.
Christmas Humor
I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.” Q: Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen always wet? A: Because they are rain deer. As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christm
What really went down with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
You might call this another 'cold case.' I think we might have enough evidence here to press charges against all those other reindeer. You know the ones I'm talking about..Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Donner, and Blitzen. It's a
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Hello? Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause, daddy say but honey you dont have an Uncle Paul. Oh yes I do, & hes upstairs in the room with mommy right now. Brie
Not wanting to feel left out....
...after you ladies read crazy;s blog about her screen saver love of her lifes huge beef jerkies meat, and scaring the shit out of the blue rinse bed wetting old biddy at the till. Some of you must feel deprived, left out and worthless. So why d
Aging Cartoon Characters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlYqQ2DCQWg ENJOY!
The 5 Facts of Life
A wise person once said...the 5 facts of life are: 1.. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes. 2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is
The husband..
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Husband , Wife joke,
A husband comes home from work one day, later that night , him and the wife are going to bed. The husband turns to the wife and says, Dear ,did you put the cat out. The wife, with tears in her eyes says to her husband, Dear , the cat died today,:
The Magical Frog
There once was a magical frog who lived in a huge forest. The forest was so big that he had never seen another animal as long as he lived. One day he was walking to the stream when he happened to come across a bear chasing a rabbit for his lunch.
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbe
Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaig
As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.” I will definitely win the election. Donald s
Biker with a Broken Zip
A couple were roaring down the road on a Honda motorcycle when the guy pulled over because his leather jacket had a broken zip. He told his girlfriend, "I can't keep driving any more, the air hitting me in the chest is unbearable." His girlfriend
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One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing.... "I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25