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The quiet wisdom of an elder!

Rebecca was driving home from one of her business trips in New Mexico when she saw an old Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the old Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

Husband Down

Haha!! This is a Good one!! A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans',

Being an only child from a small village was tough...

That´s because I had to fuk someone else´s sister, yak yak!

verbal diarrhea

the master has spoken .... and we all know who that is ????.. on his visit to the uk ..the one and only ..just could not zip it ... so now the whole world knows that the usa does not have any allies left ... as mr verbal , clearly stated ,,that Eu

People Will Do Anything

What are you seeking on here ?

That has to be the most popular question I get from women who initially contact me on here. It's in their first email to me and yet, I go to great efforts to pre-answer that in my profile, which they obviously haven't read. So, from now on, they

Schmokin Hot...

Years ago, I came across a dating site that had video chat rooms. I think the way the interface worked was someone would open a room and they would be the operator of the room. We could see the operator but not the other people in the room. I'm gues

The End Is Near...

As a kid, I remember people holding signs on the street corners that read Repent - The end Is Near. It's 60 years later and I see less of those signs. Well, except for internet. You see those signs often. It's easier to make an internet post than sta

Fear of deportation

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The Inverse Vampire

It's been raining here a lot recently. In fact, this is the rainiest spring & summer in New Jersey (USA) that I remember. This week alone I was rained out of playing softball; Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and even though it was sunny today, the ga

A Wife Is Dreaming In Bed

She suddenly wakes up and shouts "hide quick, my husband is home". Her husband wakes up, gets out of bed and jumps out the window.

Justice Ginsburg Speaks

Tag - Satire ================ Ginsburg: ‘I Am Mentally Fit Enough To Serve Through The End Of President Eisenhower’s Term’ WASHINGTON, D.C.—Dispelling rumors that the Supreme Court Justice could

How our needs and wants change the older we get!

A 79-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her. After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.

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A man goes to bed one night and falls asleep. The next thing he knows, he is standing at the gates of heaven with St. Peter. He says "where am I?" St Peter replies "you died and you are at the gates of heaven. The man replied "omg no, I can't be dead

Words we use every day that (sometimes) aren't really words...

A list of words that I see/hear all the time that come to mind: wanna is the shortened version 'want to' as in "Be back shortly, I wanna get a drink" coz is the shortened version of 'because' for example "Coz you never know about th

Photo Caption Contest - Lion ride

Create your own photo caption(s) for the following photo, if you like. My first entry is; For lunch Leo opts for tourist takeout. Here's the photo;

So, how's the dating site working out for you ?

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Funny children's names: If your family name is Dover...

Probably the strangest names for children came from musician Frank Zappa. His daughter was named Moon Unit and his son was named Dweezil. When Moon was asked if her unusual name caused her problems when growing up, her reply was "Not really." Of cour

It's official. Australians are the best men to meet.

This is a dinkum Australian love poem, and if it don't bring a lump to your throat, and have you rushing to the Strine men listed here on CS, you're one fussy old cow is all I can say. Of course I love ya darlin' You're a bloody top-notch b

AL SHARPTON CAN’T SPELL ARETHA FRANKLIN SONG: ‘R-E-S-P-I-C-T’

Haha, now this is funny. Although nobody watches Al Sharpton’s Show this is a moment that can’t be missed. While honoring the late Aretha Franklin, Sharpton has a difficult time spelling her legendary song R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Just watch to see the notch j

The quartermaster's store

The bloggers included all commented on my last blog which seemed as good a way as any of selecting victims Add a verse, make it worse There have to be two lines before the chorus Comment without a verse and you will get done

Joke

Omg, this is Too Funny!! ?? ?? ?? In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you pro

First the Apple

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but

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Monday Monday

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There's Snow On the Roof, But...

...there's still fire in the furnace! Check out former president Bill Clinton, getting an eyeful at the Aretha Franklin funeral/life celebration: https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/aretha-franklin-funeral-internet-frenzy-at-bill-clinton-s-gaze-d

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

Puddles

Three ducks appeared in court one day for causing a disturbance at the park. As the ducks approached the stand, the judge called the first duck up and ask his name and what he was doing that day. The duck replied "my name is Huey and I was in and out

The most honest Lib'rul ever

Shockingly true. Finally someone in the Lib'rul world sees and expresses the truth.  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YzNs7X90vew Way to go Jonathan Pie. The TRUTH hurts but for humanity's sake we must face it and do something about it. (Wit

For you, Molly!!!

I’d be very offended if you did not laugh!! https://photos.connectingsingles.com/blogs/22

Persevere

Young preacher Nathan was sitting in a lunch counter eating spaghetti and salad. He opened an envelope he’d just received that morning from his mother. As he opened it a thirty bucks fell out. He thought to himself; ”Thanks, Mom, I sure needed that r

Cows

The only cow in a small Iowa town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Wisconsin for $200. They bought the cow from Wisconsin and the cow was wonderful. It produced lot

All Girl Biker Bar

"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The ba

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SQUIRRELS IN CHURCH

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. At

Blind Dating 101 with Rodney Dangerfield

How bad could a blind date with Rodney Dangerfield go? Within the first 5 minutes, Rodney asks his date to scratch his back, eats off another table’s plate and interrupts his date to order his meal first. When asked how he’d like his steak, Rodney re

Is your partner lazy?

My wife is so lazy, every time I go to have a pee in the sink, it´s full of dirty dishes. What should I do with her?

The FBI agent

Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their dedication to the FBI. The head FBI agent takes the first guy into a private room. He hands him a gun and says, “Go

Looking for a Job in Florida

Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She has a liberal art

Hot date tonight ?

Be careful of those.....smouldering desires you may get burnt and be fuming later.

In a world where you can be anything - be kind

The heading, and the following, are Facebook philosophies picked up today - it may be just my timeline, but there's a faint trend towards optimism after long months of depression, fatalism, or anger. Instead of scraping flaking horrible (really horr