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A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?" The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made." A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father ans

Deny everything

Deny everything !!!!!!!!

No don't worry people. This is not another Trump v Hillary themed opinion. Just some good advice, Well it could be if it was given to the right person.

US Presidential debate 2

US Presidential debate #2

as seen by Saturday Night Live and much of America.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVMW_1aZXRk

My Prediction Of The Bloggers Future One Came True

My Prediction Of The Bloggers' Future...One Came True!!!

Few weeks ago, I predicted the bloggers future and one of them, came true! Not LJ's but Trump's I'm not a certified fate teller but my crystal ball obviously is I bet a cup of coffee with my colleague too and enjoying my winn

NEWS FLASH! Democrats To Rig Election!

Trump urges Republicans to act NOW to close the rigged election gap! ........ TRUMP - Fifty gaziliion CLINTON - Six

CS BACHELORS AUCTION Night

CS BACHELORS AUCTION Night

Ladies, listen up...tonight is the night for these men I've been blogging here for so long, surrounded by these gorgeous bachelors and from time to time I wonder why they are still here? They have so much to offer and I think i

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A girl came skipping home From school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it

And now for something completely different

And now for something completely different

To make you smile

To make you smile

A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quippe

Funnies

Funnies

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure? If I break the laws of Physics do I go to jail? Will you die if you get scared half to death twice? If quitters never win, and

Go to your room

Go to your room !

In some countries women are sent to a hut for 7 days when they are on their menstruation, countries like India, Pakistan and Nepal, an accent Hindu tradition, but also muslims in Pakistan do this, mostly in villages away from civilization. Apparen

New Driver

New Driver

Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly min

Congratulations

China canceled one child policy and allows its citizens to produce more than one childrenes , new breeding season starts , congratulations China Now will see millions of small small chines in every corner of the world

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Gods Email

God's Email

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally retirees' behavior that was going on... So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time. When the angel returned, he told God, ‘Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% of r

Kevinism the not so rare teenage disease

Kevinism...the not so rare teenage disease..

Kevinism is a disease that came about during the 90's, before its appearance teenagers use to help around he house, dry up, even clean their dads car. These days the condition has gotten worse. Since my son turned double figures I could see the ch

New car technology is a hoot

New car technology is a hoot.

Subject: FW: New car technology is a hoot. Ha! Ha! Ray-o-vac will want to hear about this http://sundown.me.uk/ technology/mercedes-aa-class. mp4

The Motorist

The Motorist

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo-of handcuffs.

Anger management really works

Anger management really works...

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelle

To an even happier Thanksgiving

To an even happier Thanksgiving

To an even happier Thanksgiving;.................. . . https://cdn.andertoons.com/img/toons/cartoon5841.png[/im

Marriage

Marriage

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you a club and a spade.

WV to Remove Don Knotts Barney Fife Statue Following Protests

WV to Remove Don Knotts/Barney Fife Statue Following Protests

West Virginia will remove a statue of actor and comedian Don Knotts that is located in his hometown of Morgantown, WV. Knotts, is best known for his role as Barney Fife, the bumbling de

The Stable Genius got punked by teengers lol

The "Stable Genius" got punked by teengers lol

Trump and his minions were actually bragging about how much interest there was in Trump's then upcoming rally in Tulsa Oklahoma, a state he had handily won in 2016. But most of the interest turned out to be teenagers ACTING like they had interest to

Billboard Outside Of Bar

Billboard Outside Of Bar

If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work, Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or more of the following Antidotes: 1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE) 2. Refreshing U

My Wife

My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.

Fish Chips Monastery

Fish & Chips Monastery

A young hiker is traveling thru a heavily wooded area and comes upon a Monastery full of friars and monks. He knocks on the door for directions, however he is invited inside for "Fish and Chips" for lunch. After lunch he exclaimed that this was t

COW HIT BY A LIMO

COW HIT BY A LIMO

>>> Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and check on that poor cow. You

Ace and Priscilla

Ace and Priscilla

Ace and Priscilla were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout: "When I die, I'll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for th

Understanding Engineers

Understanding Engineers

Understanding Engineers #1: Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a bea

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https://thereal-fake-news.com/2017/12/02/nasa-claims-it-has-proof-that-conservatives-are-led-by-the-ferengi/

Beware of Lie Detector Robots

Beware of Lie Detector Robots!

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." Th

Christmas time AGAIN

Christmas time AGAIN?

Hope everyone has a good week ahead.

WIFE VS HUSBAND

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husba

wishes

wishes

my wishes from santa is a man to cross oceans for me these Xmas holidays... but I can see I am left out I don't see snow where I live neither trees to cut for Xmas decorations as I love fresh stuff with natural scents... this Xmas is gonna

CREATION

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me st

IT'S FESTIVUS! FEST IT UP, Y'ALL!

Yep! December 23. That most sarcastic of all Holidays (anti-holiday ) has rolled around once again! This relative newcomer to the Holiday Season was sprung upon an unsuspecting public during a 1997 episode of Seinfeld; this year

Cinderella Continuum

Cinderella Continuum

Ever wondered why no one wrote or made a movie about Cinderella after she got married ...they lived happily ever after??? my arss ... Would you like to know what really Happened -??? She was a Witch who loved to party all night ,stilettos, ling

Inventions We Need In Our Lives

Solid gold life jackets Garlic flavored toothpaste Mesh condoms Vinegar nasal spray Rotten egg scented perfume Duct tape car tires Screen bottomed boat Beer flavored breath mints Wire bristle toothbrush Sandpaper toilet pap

I just

I just

I adore ridiculousness..............it is.... so.....”out of this world “.....imagine if...there was no ....................silliness

Do NOT play fetch

* Do NOT play fetch !

I just saw this commercial for the first time tonight. It apparently debuted in 2013 during the Superbowl. It's kind of silly, but I couldn't help laughing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OszClgHHrq4 https:

Biggest Weirdo on CS for the past year

Biggest Weirdo on CS for the past year

... and since I created this blog , my name should not be mentioned .or im deleting your post So, who, in your opinion is the biggest weirdo, Male or Female ...and of cause, why?

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