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Grandma is eighty eight years old and still drives her own car
The other day I went up to our local Christian bookstore and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting
Swiss Guide
Swiss mountain guides who always do the same trails can get tired answering the same questions over and over. One time an English tourist was giving his guide an especially hard time with silly questions. They were walking through a mountain valley t
Kancho
This is a thing in Japan.
This is a glimpse into our futures...
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts really bad. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Ju
The place in the universe of forever floating traces...
of your virtual actions. Damn it, let's pretend it never happened I might just stay here now that my prints are all over the shop
From Rodney Dangerfield
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me a
How many more Blogs?
Oh dear we're having a blog tantrum Now folks, blog every available bullshit that comes to your mind as it is just a fecking boring Sunday
My Wife
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. ' Not looking up from her knit
I can’t hear you
An elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time in many years. The elderly man goes back in a month for a checkup. The doctor says, “Your hearin
Duppys and Witches
Growing up as a boy we had many Duppy stories in Jamaica... But over the years I have alot people from all over the world. And surprisngly some have a ghost story of some kind.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rFypxa3ZEE
Doopelt Gemoopelt....
Niederlandisch. Zicke Zacke Jupheidi....Schneidig ist die Infantrie. Aa
Urban Dictionary
Sometimes things have more than one meaning. I don't recommend that you go and look at the definitions of these words but if choose to do so, don't say I didn't warn you. Hummer Teabag Snowball Dumpster Mud plug http://www.urbandictionary.c
Blond Girlfriend at Her First Football Game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all
Always Remember
No matter how bad things are going, at least your not the guy who got a prostate exam and later came to realize that the doctor had both of his hands on his shoulders.
Smart Wife
A lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting. When he arrives, the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector client, "I have some good news and some bad news." The client grumbles, "I've had an awful day. Tell me the
I'm Like Anyone Else
I have a angel on my left shoulder and a devil on the right. Problem is that I'm deaf in my left ear.
Deaf Wife.........
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to, and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal t
Little Bruce
> Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 > years old, but they know they are in love. > > One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce > goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. > Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, > "Mr
Dreams
They say if you pee in a dream, you pee in real life. That has never been true for me and neither was taking a dump. I found out last night however that there is something that if you do it in a dream, you do it in real life. In the interest of decen
Random Thoughts
I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor." My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me. My 60 year kinderg
Too funny!!
This has gone viral and I'm sure most of you have watched it by now! Hope you are enjoying your Sunday and have a great week ahead! :bouquet
The Wife
Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she
Shock Collar Test
People will do anything.
Hillary honored by Apaches Indians
Hillary Clinton addressed a major gathering of the Apache Indian Nation. She spoke for almost an hour about her plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. Though vague in detail, she spoke about her ideas for helping her
ISIS at the Eurovision
ISIS at the Eurovision
Beethoven
A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper. She collars a passin
"Donald Trump"
"Donald Trump"
Tables, Unsung Heros
You looked at the blog title and thought, “stupid Map writing garbage again” but tables are the most misunderstood and ignored furniture in our world today. We use tables all the time, you are probably using one now, but spare a thought for the pa
A Christmas ad.
For animal lovers
BREAKING NEWS: Canada to Build a Wall
>> >> >> >> News Update from Canada >> >> The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-lean
"ISLAND GIRLS"...("DONT GO IN!")
I Would Have To Think That...These Kind of Girls ...That Live All Over The World...Seem To Be All In The Same Kind of Box That Is...That They All Think The Same They All React The Same They All Have Their Own Way Of Talking..(And Most Of The Time
Funny
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Too much tension on here!
Too much tension on here! I am posting this to get people to laugh and relax! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQLv7CG10B4 ENJOY!
Obituary Submitted By Wife About Her Deceased Husband
When the husband finally died his wife put the usual obituary in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly. "You know very well that he died of di
Well I'm on my way OFFECER
A friend sent this and it made me laugh. Ron Chesterfield, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and th
Wife Found Alive In Coffin
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open
Two Elderly Irish Drinking Buddies...
Two elderly Irish drinking buddies are sitting at the pub pondering on the future. One says to the other, "You know Mr. O'Shea, we've had great sport together for many years. It just came to mind that should it be I who should happen to go first,
lol
A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she rep