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How do you break up a fist fight between 2 blind men ?
It's really quite simple, All you do is shout....... "Hey I got $20 on the one with the knife."
One wonders, what could change his mind so drasticly. lol
In The New Yorker today; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Suddenly Expresses Deep Concern About Conditions in Nation’s Prisons By Andy Borowitz 11:34 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a sudden departure from
hope everyone's having a good weekend #
So Two Old Boys are outside the home having a relaxing walk by the banks of The River when one chances to look down and see a frog that is bizarelly wearing An amazing gold crown (like that of a princess) The frog in a softly spoken voice
Haircut...
I've been going to the same stylist for nearly a decade. She's great, but always busy and I have to make an appointment usually a week out. The other day, I was returning from a project and called the salon to make an appointment. She said there was
Jeff Sessions' last day - SNL lol
It's almost amazing, that he could be replaced by someone worse. But, Trump did it with someone who was already under FBI investigation. I guess, I really should have mor
Trump sends someone with a LOT of experience to Saudi Arabia
Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Dispatches Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Saudi Arabia to Provide Lying Advice By Andy Borowitz October 18, 2018 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump has dispatched t
Three mischievous old Grannies!
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are." The old man said
Parodies
I've seen so many serious blogs lately (mine included) and decided it's time for a bit of fun. I'm a big fan of parodies, in particular music parodies. It's not easy to put together humor and still make the lyrics make sense (well sometimes they
You call that an investigation ?
Brand new offering from Andy Borowitz Satire from The Borowitz Report By Andy Borowitz 10:28 A.M. Nation’s Criminals Ask for F.B.I. Investigation Kavanaugh Just Got WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In the
This one has so much truth in it, it's not even funny.
Satire from The Borowitz Report Twenty Million Witnesses Come Forward Claiming They Saw Kavanaugh Lie Under Oath By Andy Borowitz October 1, 2018 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As the F.B.I. hurries to complete its s
Don't Ignore this blog. lol
Perhaps you may remember Charles Grassley's completely ignoring the pleas of women in Congress to allow them to read the 42,000 pages that they were given the previous night on Kavanaugh ? Perhaps this may jog your memory; https://ww
So you think you can judge
Trevor Noah's hilarious take on the ongoing Kavanaugh confirmation hearing. Day 1;
Hair today... gone tomorrow.
I was looking at old photos of my father taken when he was around my age. He had less hair than me. Very thin on top, but I'm the one with more grey hair. Grandmothers on both sides of the family had white hair at an early age. My uncle (on my mot
Some terrific irony in the newest Borowitz column
I'm not sure, if you are aware of the current feud between Dirty Don and his former aide, Omarosa. But, if you like, you can catch up with this video; Regardless, comedian Andy Bor
"Dreams can come true, they can happen for you, if....."
.....you read Andy's most recent column in The New Yorker. Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Family Flees to Moscow By Andy Borowitz July 27, 2018 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bringing a tumultuous chap
Ivanka Trump's next business venture ?
You may have heard by now, that Ivanka Trump will be closing up her Chinese child sweat shop. Sad, so sad. https://www.npr.org/2018/07/24/632019337/ivanka-trump-is-closing-her-fashion-company So, what will the girl that has a father,
It's a case of up or down low
New timely satire from Borowitz This is subsequent to Dirty Don's very recent ALL UPPER CASE TWEET to Iran. Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump to Discontinue Obama-Era Practice of Using Lowercase Letters By Andy Bor
Highest Impeachment rating in history ? (satire)
Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Boasts That His Impeachment Will Get Higher TV Ratings Than All Other Impeachments By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an interview with NBC’s Lester Holt, Donald Trum
Trump invites Putin to the White House
SATIRE Satire from The Borowitz Report Leaders of ISIS and Al Qaeda Puzzled Why Trump Has Not Invited Them to White House By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The leaders of ISIS and Al Qaeda said on Friday
Robert Mueller gets offers of help from somewhat surprising sources (satire from Borowitz).
Satire from The Borowitz Report Merkel Asks Mueller If There’s Anything She Can Do to Help By Andy Borowitz July 11, 2018 BRUSSELS (The Borowitz Report)—The German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, took a break from the NATO summit
Having a heck of a day......
I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says menacingly, as I burst into tears. "This is
Losing the will to live........
It appears that the men on the island that i live have certain category's It goes as follows. They are married .so they only want sex. They are engaged so they only want sex They have girlfriends but want more sex. If they are single which i
Simple Math Problem
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"............... Johnny: "Seven."............................ Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another tw
Better than a Flu Shot!
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited
Rhabarberbarbara
Here is the story of Rhabarberbarbara German language is funny
Things Mum taught me
I taught my daughter many of the same. Mums, eh? Anatomy - Don't come running to me when you break both legs Religion - you'd better pray that comes out the carpet Logic - because I said so, that's why Irony - keep crying and I will
I've Accepted Every E-Mail Offer I Ever Got
I now have 50 girlfriends and my p*nis is 235 feet long.
Good idea!
This is absolutely brilliant! Gonna try this out the next time I am asked
An Evening At The Ballet
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aHbGqJ_MonU Saw this ballet in Amsterdam .
Wakeup Kiss
Have you ever woken up in the morning, just felt lucky that you are alive, looked at the beautiful gal sleeping next to you, and then leaned over and gave her a great big kiss ? Well, I did this morning. And now apparent
Christmas Party Illusion
He spotted her immediately He was starstruck at her beauty Vibrant russet locks flowing down her back Cheekbones cut from pure granite Breasts that defied gravity & science Electric blue eyes that beguiled him home http://yoursmiles.o
just for fun
A man walks into a pub, notices a very large jar on the counter,and sees that it's 'stuffed solid' with £10 notes. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand pounds in it.He approaches the barman and asks, "Why is money in that jar???".... "Well
INCONCLUSIVE TRAVEL PLANS FOR 2017
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore. I ha
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Atleast now I have confirmed that I am confused not least I had suspected myself way back then, it's now real I am Confused not with this new changes on here.
Just Fred Gets Stopped by the Traffic Police for Speeding
A California Highway Patrol Officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day, he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man hi
Heart Broken
Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took
LEAVE DONALD ALONE! RIGHT NOW!!
I MEAN IT!!!
LEAVE HILLARY ALONE! RIGHT NOW!!
I MEAN IT!!!
Alternative Hobbies
We get bored with the same hobbies, so here are some alternatives you could try:- Paint your appliances with mud and flower seeds Flower arranging using fire Baking using sawdust and lightbulbs for a lighter mixture Whooping and High fivi