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Remember ladies to add some to your vehicle
That's signal fluid be safe and save cash in doing so.
Fake profile for chat
Interesting, when you have a fake profile with no picture and you write nonsense you have more views and conversations than with real ones. You can write such nonsense and you will get an answer. Interesting, very interesting. Check out my new blog
As heard on a comedy show tonight
"I like my women, as I like my coffee." "Hot, and all over my lap, when I'm driving" "My wife & I have been married for 20 years. The secret to a long marriage is to keep it fresh. Every Thursday we have date night. She brings hers,
A Frog
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says
sOME PEOPLE...
hAVE YOU NOTICED? sOME PEOPLE FORGET THEY HAVE CAPS LOCK ON. yEAH, IT'S AMAZING. eVERY FIRST LETTER OF A SENTENCE IS SMALL. i'M GLAD i DON'T DO THINGS LIKE THAT!
Comedic Actor Jerry Stiller dies at 92 of 'natural causes'
Perhaps best known for his bizzarre father roles on Seinfeld and The King of Queens, as well as his previous stand-up routines with his wife, as 'Stiller & Meara'. Today from CNN; Actor and comedian Jerry Stiller has died of natura
He never got any respect
Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield He said... With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service. My wife only has sex with
Just wondering....
...if the best 2 players in the world have a match between one another, is it still appropriate to call the game..... BADminton ?
Eating with a facemask
With the easing on the opening of restaurants, and before I make my reservations, I experimented with a number of ways of how to tackle one of my favourite pasta dishes – that of spaghetti olio, aglio e peperoncino – all while wearing a facemask.
Mozzies
The attack started at exactly 2am. I have no idea from where this came. Sometimes I think they just materialise from thin air. Very difficult to find during daytime, their camouflage is something any army can learn from, and how they home in on th
"I only have eyes for you"
"Here's looking at you kid" What ? Was there something else you wanted for XMas ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq9hP2-mafE[/youtub
Joke of the day
Heard from a redneck comedian last night; "Women were meant to do the cooking. Heck, god gave them milk & eggs for starters. Those are ingredients right there."
Fauci's 'suggestion' to go enjoy golf for some
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Urges Trump to Remain on Golf Course Until Pandemic Is Over “It’s in the best interest of e
some old sayings my dad use to say...
Whore bait A*shole Pete It don't take a scissor bell. dirty pot licker water the horse I am not even sure what some of these mean. I think I just figured out whore bait. He would say, make hay while the sun is shining. You
Grey hair...
I have a female cousin who is the same age as me. Our birthdays are a week apart. She's in New Jersey and rarely do we communicate. Different priorities in life. I recall after a long absence I did speak to her and discussed getting older. My menti
Some Norm Peterson quotes from Cheers
How's it going Mr. Peterson? "It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone Underwear" "Beer please Woody." "Isn't it a little early Mr Peterson?" "OK. Float a cornflake in it" "What's shakin' Norm?" "What isn't?" "What would ya say
I Saw The Doctor The Other Day.
I Saw The Doctor The Other Day. He checked me over completely and told me I was doing well except for one thing! He told me to exercise more! Ready for this? I am doing diddly squats!
I Saw The Doctor The Other Day.
Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. > A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. > A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're real
Madness
I don't think there is or there should be anything call madness. No one is mad. The madness is, there is a helluva thing called NORMAL we all can't fit in. So... If you try to be normal you are going mad and if you are being mad it's you try
A new one, hot off the press - Rally Stimulus Checks !
Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Offers Stimulus Checks to Anyone Willing to Come to His Next Rally By Andy Borowitz June 23, 2020 WASHING
Stop tearing down national monuments...
Please protesters, stop tearing down national monuments... I just heard for every one you take down, Don Jr. will have one erected of his father! Think about that before you get the rope out...
I don't blame her
I'm voting for Biden too Melania.
If...
A sale price would be a; slicey pricey. Add your own, if you like.
Trump blasts Biden and calls for an apology to him and others like him
Hot off the press - Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Calls Biden’s Pro-Empathy Message Offensive to Sociopaths By Andy Borowitz[/col
Ok. This could be fun lol
Add you own punchline for this cartoon. My first one is; "Whose dumb idea was it to send all the king's horses ? A doctor, or veterinarian, or even someone with crazy glue would have been helpful !" Here's the cartoon (click o
When you're so bad at...
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Went To The Bar With My Buddy
I said "I'm really nervous. Girls can smell fear and right now I'm reeking of it". My buddy replied "what you talking about, all I smell is garlic and fish, now come on lets go find you a woman"
Grammar
The difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you're nuts
Ya gotta check this out....
...Millennial social justice UEBER warrior, Claira Janover, stupidly barked into her cell phone, onto social media, that if anyone uses the phrase "all lives matter" one more time, she was going to stab them. Seems as though MEGA accounting firm, De
I’d like to get a lover
Previous experience required. Now I cannot post so short a blog. They need fifty (50) characters. What exactly for?
Darn It, I Overslept
Im late for my nap
'Melania's' preview of her rose garden speech tonight
Well, last night was weird, unless you want someone screaming at you. But, tonight will feature a more soft spoken Melania. And right here & now, courtesy of A Late Show, here's is a preview from (an imitation of) Melania. Enjoy ! https:/
Alcohol...
Never in my whole life would I imagine that the day would come that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!!! True what they say: This is the New Now. Terrible.
Sad & Hilarious at the same time.
The epitome of hypocrisy;
Washington Redskins Officially Change Their Name
The sports world has been waiting for the new name of the Washington Redskins to be announced. Wait no longer the name change has happened. The storied franchise formerly known as the Washington Redskins new name should satisfy the public and quiet t
Less than 1 hour old. Trump's newest lawsuit. He's been treated so unfairly. lol
Yet, he hasn't even gotten the virus. Maybe we should be the ones suing. Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Sues the Coronavirus for Treating Him Unfairly[/color
The week....in cartoons
Click on each to see the full cartoons.
Trump says, that he accepts no blame
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Says He Deserves No Blame for State of America Because He Has Not Actually Worked for Past Four Years