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Okay, How About This

Go door to door selling "no soliciting" signs

Diary of a Snow Shoveler

December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first ti

One mans rubbish is another man's treasure

Just told my son he´s adopted......................

(Coninuation of snow shoveler)

December 20 Electricity is back on, but had another 14 inches of the dang stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all day. The snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they’re too busy playing hockey. I think the

why do buses have adverts for mars bars on their sides and not sell them ???

ok looking for strange facts number one above number 2 below more ideas please why do we wash bath towels when they are only used to dry clean people

Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and

Statements From Democrats

Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST: "One man with courage makes a majority." ~Andrew Jackson "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt "The buck stops here." ~Harry S. Truman "Ask not what your c

My Profile Got A View

I'm getting married.....................................

Fight Fight !!!!

I rear-ended a car this morning. Sooo there we were alongside the road, and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you get sooo stressed and little things seem just seem too funny? Yeah, well I c

Amelia

My girlfriend Amelia is great in bed, as a pillow!

The one stop shop

The store with something for everybody. Classic comedy.

Super Bowl Tickets!

I know it's late notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis, MN at the new U. S. Bank Stadium on Sunday, February 4th. They are box seats and he paid $3,500 per ticket, which includes the ride to and from the air

Did You Know?

You can sky dive without a parachute . . . . But only once.

A Drunk Woman Is Watching TV And Yells

"Don't go there, don't go into that church you dumb b*tch." Her husbands asks "what are you watching?" She replies "our wedding video."

Two Ants

Two ants wandered into a large-screen TV. After crawling around for hours and hours the first ant started to cry. “I think we’re lost! We’ll never get out!” “Don’t worry,” said the second ant. “I brought along a TV guide.”

MGTOW Pt II

How to tow an MG. Before you start, you must determine what kind of MG you have. Is it an MGA, MGB MGTD or a variant of same? It could be an MG Midget. You may have an Austen Healey Sprite which looks like an MG but isn't. Not that it matters

Canadian Humour

This comedy group has been been around for a long time...poking fun at Prime Ministers and other politicians including our friends south of the border...time for some laughs...first video clip... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zabXCwvFK

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Okay! Everyone Remember The Buddy System

Okay! Everyone Remember The Buddy System

Not to offer friendship

Not to offer friendship! Only in marriage! Shortly about: magic on all head...)

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If you don't like suggestive adult stuff, don't look at this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-y3hRIMXcw

Talking Dog

While walking along the street, a man saw a sign that said: TALKING DOG FOR SALE, $10. The man couldn’t believe his ears when the dog said, “Please buy me. I’m a great dog. I played professional football. I was even nominated most valuable player.” “

Today's Housekeeping Tips

"Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've have been sick and unable to clean".

A few jokes to make you smile

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he tho

Something To Make You Smile

My Mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life; and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and highlights of theirs? Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn t

Illogical

Why do people go to the trouble of creating a profile waiting the 7 days to be allowed to post on the blogs .then set themselves on a course of self destruction

To The Admin's

CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONTROL OVER WHO YOU LET IN. THERE IS A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. SHE SENDS NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN GROTESQUE POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER LADY GARDEN. SHE I

The Right Question

A widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach in a predominantly Jewish community near Ft. Myers, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on

A most opinionated and judgmental moments

The dysfunction of one's behaviour can pollute even the most lucid and formidable mind. Why is that? Is it because sensationalized and most intriguing experience we encounter is the antidote to boredom? Our placid and yet dull existence is

I Was All Excited

I got a mail. But it was a scammer..................

Its Not Fair

Its just not fair. All of the women are looking for decent normal guys, no one looking for a rude crude dude anymore.

A Few Tips For A Better Day

Don't keep the sugar and salt in similar containers beside each other. If you need to use the bathroom but someone is in there, just use the garbage can instead. Do not pull out an*l beads like you are pulling over a lawn mower. Baking powde

I have a problem

can you help me solve it?

O Chicago

O Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, O Chicago, Chicago, Chicago O Chicago, Chicago, Chicago Y chi no cago?

Ahi

y rosendo, ahi, y oquendo ahi, y zarzuela ahi y tu abuela ahi, y chiquita ahi, y mariquita ahi y la silla ahi, y la morcilla ahi, y la casa ahi y calacaza ahi, y el moco ahi, y el loco aqui

Predictions or premonitions

One person has a dream now everyone is dreaming.... So I'm going to give my predictions for CS blogs Please bear with me as the mist of time is hard to part on occasion First a man in a big hat will post a blog I see the letters O and L i

Redex

Just for you.

Dinner For 4

A Jewish couple in London won twenty-million pounds in the lottery. They bought a magnificent mansion in Knightsbridge and surrounded themselves with all the material wealth imaginable. They decided to hire a butler and they found the perfect butler

Card Game

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing cards with his dog. He watched the game in amazement for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.” “Nah, he’s not so smart—he has t

Farmer John

Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a week. So Farmer John called the

Its True Alcohol Kills People

But how many people are born because of it?.................