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Fun: ...excellent facilities for your private parts....
Copied from another page (goes to show that translation is not easy ?? ): A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has be
Preview
This hasn't aired yet. It will air at 1 am on Thursday. I hope you enjoy it; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urOP5TtYc1E
Vaccine...
His name was Eugene and he took some vaccine... Everything was keen until his skin turned green... The doctors hadn't see anything like Eugene, So they cut out his spleen and he began to to get mean. (more later, I'm off to work)
Sara Cooper (lip synching actual Trump statements) i.e. on drug test lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XpVcXO3sYU
Those aren't the right words to the song...
It all started here... 1963 and I was 11 years old. The Kingsmen, Louie Louie "Every night at 10 I lay her again... I fvk all girls all kinds of ways..."
The funniest thing I've heard all week...
The funniest thing I've heard all week was a Tweet from former news anchor Dan Rather:
Refusing to leave a job that he hates, even after being fired.
From The New Yorker; Man Refuses to Leave Job He Hates By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A Florida man who hates th
Trump awarded 3 states today.
The Republicans said it wasn't over. They warned us that the counting wasn't done. Some of the totals are in now, and Trump has dominated 3 states. . . . . . The state of delusion, the state of denile, and the state of insanity were all domin
A TERRIFIC 'A Closer Look' by Seth Myers tonight
I just got done watching this live one minute ago. Terrific !
Stunning Development from Ivanka
From The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Ivanka Trump Applies for Job, as Biden’s Daughter By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In wha
Trump Sends Stocks Tumbling
Only in America ...
BIG (funny) RED FLAG
I've been getting lots of new 'women' on here e-mailing me today wanting to "get to know me" with lots of red flags within their profiles and emails. But to me, this one is the funniest red flag. The profile of a lovely "new" woman on here stat
The biggest problem for Trump with mail in voting
In The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Warns That Mail-In Ballots Could Result in Voting By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Ca
Terrific 'Closer Look' tonight from Seth Myers.
Remember the photo opp with an upside down bible, that Trump did in Washington DC not long ago. Trump had the military turn less lethal guns on the peaceful protesters there. Well, a whistleblower recently indicated, that they actually considered u
What a shame for those 'bone spurs'. lol
Hot off the press, today from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Says He Could Beat LeBron James in a Dunk Contest If Not for Bone Spurs By And
Trump kicks dog
Though the blind lady touring the White House did not see Trump kick her seeing eye dog, she heard the thump and heard the loud yelp of her helper, followed by the retreating scurry of feet toward the Oval Office. Since the blind lady saw nothing
Aliens with vaccine
*Beep beep* Human, take me to your leader Which one? We have hundreds. All hostile to illegal aliens We bring gifts - a cure for your virus AND a vaccine. An end to the panic! oh right
Mount Rushmore...
It's the talk that president Trump wants his face on Mount Rushmore, or at least he's suggested it would be a good idea. I'm thinking it's a joke, but some fact checking say it's true. Sure Donald, you can bring it up as much as you want, but there'
Covid is still here, unfortunately for the nation, so is Trump
And now a word or three from Randy Rainbow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUiDLcp_hIw
Trump to Throw Out First before game at Yankee Stadium
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump to Throw Out First Amendment at Yankee Stadium By Andy Borowitz July 24, 2020 WASHINGTON
Geoffrey Chaucer...what a guy!
Since we've been dallying here concerning English, I thought I'd mention this fellow, widely thought of as 'the father' of the language. And needless to say, whenever such a phrase is heard, many names come to mind, not least the Bard himself, or th
Trump finally achieves something actually bigger (and not just his record number of lies)
Today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Claims Biden Could Never Have a Pandemic As Big As His By Andy Borowitz July 15, 2020 W
Joke of the night - Colbert
Mary Trump's book on her Uncle Donald is out today. Dirty Don's brother sued to keep the book from getting published, but a judge ruled against it. In the book Mary Trump writes that Donald's father, was "a high functioning sociopath". Ste
Yet another infectious scandal ? lol
Today in The New Yorker; More play on Mary Trump's book reveals and tying it into other aspects of Dirty Don from Andy Borowitz. Satire from The Borowitz Report Pence Accused of Taking Trump’s Co
A Pro Trump Ad
Sure, most of America knows better than to vote for a corrupt lying demagogue, who divides America and can't balance his own bank account. But, are they the only voice ? Lets be fair and hear from the minority, who think Trump is good for America
ALL
Some people blame ALL democrats for whatever and about as many other people blame ALL Republicans for whatever, right? I think that is what turns me off to hearing what they have to say because I don't believe in the ALL of it. I don't think eithe
6 Times !
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boy
Quote of the Night
"Of course Trump wants to defund the World Health Organization. It stands for things he hates. The world, health and organization." ~ Stephen Colbert
The Cruel attack by Obama on Trump
From the New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Obama’s Barrage of Complete Sentences Seen as Brutal Attack on Trump By Andy Borowitz CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report)—In
Consistent Testing results for AG, Bill Barr
Today from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Bill Barr Tests Negative for Integrity By Andy Borowitz May 8, 2020 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a test result that he called “a tremendous reli
The 'Craziest' Idea yet to Fight the Virus
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Nation’s Governors Consider Forming Country By Andy Borowitz April 13, 2020 AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—In order to better coördinate their efforts to
Dr. Fauci urges pharmaceutical companies to help milions of people with development of one pill
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Begs Pharma Companies to Speed Development of Anti-Narcissism Drug By Andy Borowitz April 9, 2020 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Stating that “time
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane...
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book,