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How To Survive The Apocalypse ?
Things don't look good from my part of the world here, neither the rest of the world! 8,597,407 current Covid-19 cases and soaring, pope endorsing same sex unions, messy US elections, wars, occupations, hurricanes, floods, fires, terrorisms, many
Newest Trump book on the horizon ?
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Agrees to Be Interviewed for New Book by Joe Biden By Andy Borowitz September 11, 2020 W
How to get around an election.
As usual, quick as a bunny, Andy Borowitz pens a comedic satire today, based on Trump's recent suggestion to delay the election. Andy just works out the logistics. Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report
It is certainly time.....
....for a Closer Look... at the madness festering at the head of the GOP;
The sky is falling... The sky is falling...
On Monday, April 8th, there will be a narrow path total eclipse that will skirt diagonally from part of Mexico, across America into Canada. The longest duration of this eclipse is about FOUR MINUTES and TWENTY EIGHT SECONDS, so if you are planning to
Don't know which of these 2 is the biggest drama queen
Donald Trump suggests he might deport Prince Harry if he wins US election The former President says he will take "appropriate action" if the Duke is found to have lied about taking drugs on his US immigration forms. The former President says he
BIDEN’S NEW BOLD WAR ON MCDONALD'S SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM MACHINES
BIDEN’S NEW BOLD WAR ON MCDONALD'S SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM MACHINES Is a priority of his over national security. You can't make this clowns act up. This is unbelievable. competition in the replacement parts and repair services markets is necessary.
What made Mickey mouse unique?
He was the first cartoon character to have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. He represented wholesome values of kindness and innocence. He was courageous and intelligent. He survived death after being hit with a mallet. But he knew that his d
lol
The newfie says to the bartender "get me a drink before the fight starts." The bartender gives him the drink and the newfie downs it. The newfie says "give me another drink before the fight starts." The bartender hands him the drink and says " here y
All of you...
In the South, all of you has been replaced with Y'all. This happened long before the time of the Civil War. Everyone is included when you say Y'all. But... (there's always a but) if Y'all isn't enough, you can make it plural and say Y'all's as in
Lol..men are men....
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right bes
Cooking Adventure Failures
I went to make an ooey gooey cheese sauce because a good sauce can be used to make many things taste better. I watched a you tube video for an easy sauce using 1 teaspoon of sodium citrate in broth. I don't know what sodium citrate is but I bought
Tiger Moth's description Part 2
The Tiger Moth is regarded as among the most famous training aircraft ever. More than 7,300 Tiger Moths were constructed; this biplane was preferred by civilia
I loved President Reagan!!
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber we
Typical spoiled man!!!
How To Shower Like a Man Turn on immersion heater and wait hours for water to reheat after wife's shower. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and throw them on bedroom floor. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the
My Laugh for the Day.!!!
One day a Scotsman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilit
Another man bit the dust!!!!
The first apple.(this..A. Red head) A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at o
Heard moments ago on 'Funny You Ahould Ask'
The following were the joke answers given by comedians, before attempting the correct answer; Question = If you want to be liked by your boss, where should you sit, relative to your boss ? Joke Answer by Whitney Cummings = "On his lap." Qu
What a ...Dum Dum.....ha ha MEN!!!!!
The Male Cycle: 1. When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big ti*ts. 2. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big ti*ts, but there was no passion. I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. 3. In colleg
The Guide to being 'Woke'
Are you not woke enough? Don’t worry, we got you covered. Follow these easy steps to become more woke… or else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhwksPCObaU&t=1s
5 Types of Neighbors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqnTSrZc1HY
Hey ! You never know, he might try this next :)
Yesterday from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Tells January 6th Panel He Has Diplomatic Immunity as Russian Official By Andy Borowitz
Aliens amongst us!
They abduct us at night probe us and implant microchips in our azzes how bizarre there leader is a red faced chucky doll called Donald trump....... And they put Prozac in the water to distract our minds from the government's hidden
She got him good!....
At a girl’s college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night. One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman in the lobby of the dorm that it was imperative he see a certain young lady immediately. “I want t
Oops! He ain't going to that bar!!
So a couple had been married for only two weeks when the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go into town, tease the barmaids and party with his old buddies. And so he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back..." "Where ar
Haaaaa... u made my day!!
A woman tries getting on a bus, but realizes her skirt is too tight. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly emba
Feminism has wrecked homes, families...and now the planet.
The very nature of feminism...being independent and s*xual revolution is now wrecking the planet. How so? Now the same family that live in one house years ago, now need 2. (double the resources being used) The same with vehicles need. Th
This is how every woman should treat their man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRyZBZY8W2Q This is some hilarious stuff. Women...take notes.
Ivanka needs a babysitter...
Ivanka is scheduled to appear (by order of the court) Wednesday next week to testify in the New York fraud trial of the Trump organization case. You know, she and Jared have moved to Miami and she's busying raising children. Pretty terrible duty mom
Unique Holiday Gifts
I have recently discovered my hidden artistic talent. If anybody would like portraits of their pets done, just pm me for details. Act quick because Christmas orders are filling up fast!! :da
Whoops he got caught....
A woman home alone, answers a knock on the door to a man who just stood there and asked, "Do you have a vag*ina" She slams the door in disgust and tells her husband that night when he got home from work. The next morning she answers a knock on th
Man.. “always read the manual first”
This... guy is in serious trouble.. A Farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He decides to test it on himself first, so he inserts his manhood into the equipment and turns on the switch. Soon he realizes that the equipment provides hi
A parrot or a dog??????
A parrot or a dog a parrot reports and shites on command......A dog stays with you for life accepts you 4 you and is as loyal as.....well if your a dog lover you'll know........
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Joke of the day no.3
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
Joke of the day.
A Man uses a lighter, to look inside a gas container.
Joke of the day no.2
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here.
We have an 'ant' problem...
That's what it sounds like. A man and woman talking about their new house and the only problem is the ant infestation. Actually, it's not ants, it's aunts and it's a GEICO commercial! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uZ7PG3YPuM[/youtube