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Hay !!
What ? Did you think I was joking ?
Being the president of the United States is a part-time job...
Being the president of the United States is a part-time job and I have proof. I do.
Joke of the day - doors
I remember way back when I was a teenager. One time my girlfriend and I broke up. In an effort to comfort me, my uncle told me; "When one door closes, another will open up." What a nice guy he was. Terrible cabinet maker, but truly a nice guy.
Oldest Virus In History Still Going Strong...Who's Next??
A virus that causes those infected "to believe without question every groundless story, legend, and dire warning imaginable that pops up in the alleged minds of the spreaders and their facilitators". The usual symptoms of infections include the willi
Now What?
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Biden Explains We Can Only Come Together As A Nation By Exterminating The Republican Half
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring call for unity and peace in America, President Biden today called for killing off half the country. "It's real simple, folks! " said President Biden. "America can be united if we can just murder everyone who disagr
Meme-a-licious
I'll start off with this beauty
True or False
Well this could be true in most cases, but maybe that's why so many men rather run than be laid. They (educated women?) say that men in general are like floor tiles. If you lay them right you can spend the rest of your life walking over them.
He came in my lunchbox again
When I was at school we had an exchange student from Spain whos name was Joaquin He pronounced it as whakeem He had a habit of helping himself to everyone's lunchbox He became known as "He came in my lunchbox "
Kids that put a smile on one's face.
There was this toddler that ran into the kitchen asking his mom the following question: Mummy why do grown ups go to heaven with their legs up in the air? Mummy: Now that's not entirely true my dear. Toddler: OH yes it's true Mummy, I just walked p
It was a terrible day...
I don't often bring bad news to my blogs, but today was a terrible day. I went to the store to pick up my new prescription glasses. They were ordered with polycarbonate lenses that are thinner than standard plastic lens and actually produce a clearer
Picking (Tom) Cotton
This new offering from Andy Borowitz is in relation to a very recent opinion article in The New York Times, where Cotton stated, that slavery was a "necessary evil", that the Union was built upon. Today in The New Yorker; S
A ban on TikTok...
It was a wild idea a few years ago and now it's up where the U.S. Senate has passed a bill that could ban TikTok unless its Chinese parent company, ByteDance, divests from it. Just think of all the FREE TIME people will have if they weren't postin
RFK Jr's brain...
It's old news now that doctors have found a dead worm in RFK Jr's brain. He complained of memory loss and it's confirmed it was a parasite that ate a portion of his brain and later died. The worm that is. RFK Jr claims he's okay now, but I'm think
2022
Remember having sex on a regular basis helps keep your memory alive So I wish everyone a great 2016
How is your dipstick?
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CHATGPT future online dating.
In the dystopian future of online dating after the dominance of AI and Deep Fakes, the dating landscape has transformed into a battleground where human connection hangs by a fragile thread. AI-driven algorithms, reminiscent of Skynet's relentless pur
Who is John Galt?
In an idyllic world conformity is priceless. But wait a minute, really? Meaning expressing your sentiments that's rather different isn't permitted? Behold, we're now headed to an irreversible world, says the Master. Being human, be
Ho Ho Ho ?
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I just don't believe it....hahaha
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?” The farmer shook his head and replied, “Some things you just can’t explain.” “So w
For the first time ever,.......
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I said to the wife "well if I'm so bald, how do you explain that long dark curly hair?" She replied "your a** don't count"
Funnies
Monkeys relax, eat, play, sleep and have sex like crazy ... I was wondering ... why the hell did we evolve ?! -------------------------------- ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? WITNESS: He
hunting the gowk
Hope no one pranks you too badly
True Love
Me and the wife, we got such cute pet names for each other. She is my honey bunches and I am her fking a**hole
The Hillbilly couple...
After a few weeks of dating, a country girl decides to bring her hillbilly boyfriend home to meet her mother. Mom took one look at the guy and already form an opinion of disapproval. She listen with a 'half-ear' about their future plans to marry. Ho
Another Bubba a hole in my rubba
I think there is a connection between more brain dead people being born and poor quality Chinese made rubbers
Tell me truly, is it me?
Friend A – conversational bridge – always a competition. Worse, better, always the need to take the trick. Example – idle comment – “I’ve just done (insert neutral topic here) it was okay. Response - I did that once,
Cyber Monday sale
Have you done any shopping yet during this Cyber Monday sale? I got few items in my mind and gotta act on it. My son and I went Black Friday shopping ( while Art stayed home cleaning the house! ) last week and he managed to sna
Very old one...but..still good..
More humour for us because we all need that right now... A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells h
How is that for her having the last laugh ?
A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an Afr*ican woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Bartender! I'm buying drinks for everyone in this bar, except that w
You believe this...you will believe anything..hahaha
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem” The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and she is sick most mornings.” The doctor gives
BLM looking forward to some early Black Friday looting once Rittenhouse is acquitted
KENOSHA, WI—Black Lives Matter activists across the country are looking forward to some early Black Friday looting once Kyle Rittenhouse is acquitted. Rittenhouse is on trial for shooting and killing a p*dophile and a kidnapper after they tried to
I'll trade ya...
As a kid, I had friends who would trade things. For example, baseball cards, marbles, 45rpm records. In the 70's, I was in a band with a guitarist who had a faulty guitar and it was affecting our ability to (as a band) to make money. We came off a
7 x 13 = 28
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That’s where we are headed.......
CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza? GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month. CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza. GOOGLE: Do you wa
Apparently we are all living inside a Hollywood fictional movie.
According to certain members here, they have proof that Hollywood storylines have become reality, so we have luminescent proteins coursing through our veins that can be tracked, sadly they missed the film about how a minuscule luminous light source c
If a tree falls in a forest...
We don't need to get philosophical about it. It makes a sound. It does. Do you need to see webcam video as proof? It makes a sound and that's my final answer!
Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997
NEW YORK, NY — District Attorney Alvin Bragg is reportedly set to indict Trump this coming Tuesday for the removal of a mattress tag back in 1997. According to sources, new evidence was discovered in the mattress tag cold case by grizzled Detective H
What I don't like about been single
I've no-one to pick my bad mood out on, with Anyone in the mood for taking, stick