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TDS has been replaced by BDS...

If you recall when Hillary lost, Republicans started in with the Hillary Derangement Syndrome for anyone who couldn't believe Trump won. They switched to the Trump Derangement Syndrome as Hillary faded out. Actually, it's not completely gone as I've

That's a guy thing......

A bloke goes to the council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him,"Are you allergic to anything" He replies, "Yes caffeine." "Have you ever worked for the public service before." "Yes I was in the army"he says,I was in Iraq f

Fun blog...joinup..

Pick up Whatsapp...makeup...Putup Pop up,stay up,sun up,roll up,set up and throw up... Getup fedup...Giveup Throwup....Cheeerup Closeup....please don't tell me ...shutup Most important Look up and be thankful God is there....being

Sometimes you feel like a nut....

As I stepped out of the shower, I heard someone in my kitchen downstairs. Knowing that my wife was out, I grabbed my 1903 heirloom rifl*e-- which no longer works-- and crept downstairs, forgetting the fact that I was in my birthday suit. I came arou

The joke's on her.....

So four dudes spend weeks planning the perfect camping and fishing trip to a remote and disconnected spot. Two days before they are due to leave, Dave's wife puts her foot down and tells him he's not going. His buddies are naturally pissed off that

What an.. instrument.....

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor” “Of course child. What may I do for you” “Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over th

New York street smart...

I worked with a guy who had lots of common sense but barely made it through high-school. It wasn't that he couldn't do the work, his mind was elsewhere. Friendly, strong personality, very likeable. He grew up in different parts of New York state and

Trump indicted for fourth time

Trump indicted for fourth time

Once again, another crime by Donald J. Trump was revealed from 1997. Trump back in 1997 had once tore off a mattress tag.

The Major League Record for

The Major League Record for......

..... having home runs hit off your head. That's using your head, Jose.

Hollly Cow

Hollly Cow ... !!!

" An enthusiastic Preacher belonging to the Society for the Protection of Cows , came for an interview with Swamiji (SWAMI VIVEKANAND) .. He (the Preacher) was dressed almost like a Sanyasi (Hindu Saint) , if not fully so — with a Gerua (Saffron) Tur

Didn't see that one coming.....

I was sitting at a bar one time, when I noticed that, next to me, an old drunk was hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys I’d ever seen. The old guy was clearly blasted, and kept getting in the tough guy’s face, saying “I slept with your mother.

When 2 of the worst US presidents duke it out with words

When 2 of the worst US presidents duke it out.....with words.

First the background, well summed up by the following video; Then quick as a bunny, the comedy from Borowitz, laden with the irony of what should have been said, if Trump was truthf

Pink

Pink

I love color changes. Right now I'm in love with pink before pink it was blue and before that green. Out of the blue a few weeks ago I just decided one day to have the lower half of my hair painted pink. It was supposed to be temporary color but

I dont think Ketchup man might be interested lol

I don't think 'Ketchup' man might be interested...lol

Heinz Looks for Man Who Survived a Month at Sea Eating Only Ketchup So They Can Buy Him a Boat Spotting an opportunity to change someone’s life and nab some pretty stunning publicity in the process, Heinz is looking to get in contact with a

Teenage Umbilical Cord

Teenage Umbilical Cord

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God Must Be Crazy

God Must Be Crazy !!!

I sometimez feel really baaddd for that God fella !! I mean if there is One !! If God is around somewhere , then The God must be thinking ... "These two legged creature called human Braught me down here on Earth for their own Personal A

I am I am ......i think I am :)

One of the good days it was today.... a day of light and happiness no shadow formed against me shall prosper... ....and if you say what to that then I say do they speak English is what mother clucker..... Again a jok

Business Proposal...

I got up this morning thinking, there must be a way to quickly become a multi-millionaire. I just need to find the right Business Proposal. If I play my cards right, I'd be rich in just 2 weeks... Awesome.

Funniest way to die Kick the bucket

Funniest way to die (Kick the bucket)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w00Kab17aeI

Best divorce letter.....

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell ... Your boss called to tell me th

Why

Why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PegLhy9ooXQ

Yet another balloon taken down

Yet another balloon taken down

https://www.facebook.com/reel/432566189024881/?s=single_unit&__cft__

Overheard this conversation

Overheard this conversation

This weekend I went to a bar with a female friend to shoot some pool. We overheard the following conversation from a guy sitting at the bar, who used his cellphone to make a call. "Hi. I just wanted to call and tell you, that I am thinking abo

LEFT RIGHT LEFT

"LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT" ... !!!

Well well well !!! Since I recall my memories , started to understand little by little about this mysterious "Civilised Human's" world , I was/am/will be always familiar with the terms "Left" and "Right" !!! But that's not the point .

Lindsey Graham marriage to

Lindsey Graham marriage to...

Speaking horse......

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied, 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your trouser pocket'. The man t

Dum......Dum...

An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, my hearts dearest etc.

She's 30, married and claims...

her marriage and sex life became monotonous and boring. So... she joined CS. She seeks a man who knows what he wants, leaves nothing to chance and knows how to deal with women. Age group: 18-99

The Polite Way to P...(ee)

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Johnny", if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" ?

If if and then if

If, if and then if...

If there is something like God and also if God is the creator and then if I were that God. The creation would be: There is no other species other than the 'homo sapiens'. No childhood or aged fellas but the young, immortal, glamorous, beautiful c

WHY OH WHY

WHY OH WHY ....

connecting singles ,,,this is where you get a chance completely free of charge , to portray ones self to a world wide audience in the hope of meeting or chatting to like minded people,, Be it through private messaging ,blogs or forums, well as mos

3 Contractors

3 Contractors

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Kentucky, and the third is from New Orleans. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. * The New Orleans contractor t

Amazing what money can do.....

Graham Martin is in Hospital: Who the hell is GRAHAM? Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his wife, says. "Where the hell have you been?" Graham replies. "I was getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of

Meanwhile somewhere on a Florida beach

Meanwhile, somewhere on a Florida beach...

Love Notes

I sent my new girlfriend a drawn love note I made with my ipad. She replied "awww how sweet". I told her that I actually drew it with my p*nis. She asked "why is the font so thin?"

Live Camera Action

Live - Camera - Action !!!

A Camera and A Network Connection , one deadly combo , which can capture some real disastrous moment and distribute publicly around the Globe !!! Here is one example... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc8WAQyE5

Bidens Guest Hosting Of Jeopardy A Disaster

Biden's Guest Hosting Of 'Jeopardy!' A Disaster

Biden's Guest Hosting Of 'Jeopardy!' A Disaster As He Flees Every Time A Contestant Puts An Answer In Form Of A Question. CULVER CITY, CA—It seemed like a big coup for the game show Jeopardy! as they got the President of the United States himself,

How to make your wife or significant other happy

How to make your wife or significant other happy

Literally every single thing in this video is true. Obviously, the entire thing is passive aggressive, but it’s so true. Watch David Hookstead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z

I had a GREAT blog...

I had a GREAT blog this past weekend. People from all over the world came to read and comment on my blog. It may have been the greatest blog CS has seen since the days of the Nixon administration. Wait... Quite frankly it WAS the greatest blog and th

Ol' Joe, Bob Tilton, Porky Pig & Sign Language Interpreter -

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbrEft90IRTeXWWR0z4ZAw_JXU0RRDdfb

Breaking news Michigan finds more

Breaking news: Michigan finds more...

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