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Time is worthless/priceless.. time has created the universe. time makes money that revolves the Earth. time compensates itself for the purpose its been used for.,.. having to givethat someone most of your quality time is more than enough to make up an expensive jewellry you can buy to propose to that special someone... the true value of friendship and love comes from that valuable time that you spend together... Peace.. Simles..

The Task is simple. A series of questions.
The bride & groom sit back to back and answer questions simultaneously
by holding either the male type object up, or the female object.
Do they agree, or not ?

Lets see;

The perfect day for a woman:
08.15 To be awakened with cuddling and kissing.
08.30 weigh 2 kilograms less than yesterday.
08.45 Breakfast in bed with freshly squeezed orange juice, croissants, opening presents, eg expensive perfume selected by attentive partner.
09.15 Hot bath with caring oils.
10.00 Light workout in the fitness club with attractive, funny personal trainer
10.30 Face care, manicure, hair washing, nourishing creams in the hair letting in, fohnen.
12.00 Lunch with best friend in a cozy restaurant.
12.45 View the ex-wife or ex-girlfriend of the partner and determine that she has reached 7 kilograms.
13.00 Shopping with friends, without a credit limit.
15.00 Afternoon nap.
16.00 Three dozen roses are delivered with a card from a secret admirer.
16.15 Light workout in the fitness club with massage by a strong but friendly masseur, who says that he has rarely massaged such a perfect body.17.30 Fit clothes from an expensive haute-couture collection and keep a fashion show for the big mirror.
19.30 Candle-light dinner for two, followed by dancing, all accompanied by many compliments.
22.00 Hot shower (only).
22.50 To be worn in bed, freshly washed, ironed and made up.
23.00 Hugging.
23.15 Falling asleep in his strong arms.
The perfect day for a man:
06.00 The alarm goes.
06.15 bl** job.
06.30 Sitting on the toilet for a long time and satisfyingly, in which the sports section of the newspaper is read.
07.00 Breakfast: Bacon and eggs, coffee and toast, prepared and served by a naked female servant.
07.30 Limousine arrives.
07.45 A few glasses of whiskey on the way to the airport.
09.15 Flight in the private jet with naked flight attendants.
09.30 Limousine with driver to the golf club (bl** job on the way).
09.45 Golfing.
11.45 Lunch: Fast food, 3 beers, a bottle of Dom Perignon.
12.15 bl** job.
12.30 Golfing.
14.15 Limousine back to the airport (with a few glasses of whiskey).
14.30 Flight to Monte Carlo. (to sleep)
15.30 Afternoon fishing, accompanied by naked ladies.
17.00 Flight home, overall body massage by Sabine Hagedooren.
18.45 Reading Playboy on the toilet, showering, shaving.
19.00 The news: Michael Jackson murdered, porn photos found of Veronique De c*ck, legalized marijuana and hardcore porn.
19.30 Dinner: Lobster as a starter, Dom Perignon (1953), large juicy filet steak, followed by ice cream served on bare breasts.
21.00 While enjoying Napoleon Cognac and a Cohuna cigar watching sports on a wide-screen TV, Belgium wins 11-0 in the Netherlands.
21.30 Sex with three women (all three with lesbian tendencies).
23.00 Massage and whirlpool, tasty fries from the frietkot with a cold beer.
23.30 Good night blow-job.23.45 Only lie in bed and view photos
23.50 A 12-second fart that changes pitch 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.

RELATIONSHIPS IN OUR GENERATION DO NOT SEEM TO HAVE THE VALUE IN MIND THAT OUR PARENTS HAD! WHEN WE SAY: " I LOVE YOU! "... DO WE REALLY MEAN IT WITH ALL OF OUR HEART! IT JUST SEEMS THAT MOST COUPLES HAVE NOT LEARNED ABOUT COMPASSION FOR EACH OTHER FROM WITHIN...ONCE THE PASSION GOES FROM WARP TEN TO IMPULSE POWER! ( STAR TREK LADIES! ) TO BE QUITE HONEST I FIND THE WISDOM OF MR. SPOCK, FROM HIS LOGICAL VIEW, THAT OUR EMOTIONS INHIBIT OUR TRUE PATH TO A BETTER LIFE! TRY THIS FOR ABOUT A WEEK...RESEARCH THE INTERNET FOR " MR. SPOCKS WISDOM! " READ ALL YOU CAN AND TRY TO DO IT BY PRETENDING THAT LIKE MR. SPOCK, YOU CAN NOT DISPLAY EMOTIONS FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK! IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THE WEEK WITHOUT CRYING / SMILING / LAUGHING / KISSING / SEX / OR ANY OTHER OPEN DISPLAYS OF EMOTION ( THROUGH THE WISDOM AND GUIDANCE OF THE VULCAN MIND ) YOU JUST MIGHT SEE THE FUTURE THROUGH ANOTHER PATH! BELIEVE ME...THERE IS SOMETHING WITHIN YOU THAT YOU NEVER NEW ABOUT YOURSELF! GENE RODENBERRY, WHO OPENED OUR EYES TO THE FUTURE POSSIBILITIES OF SPACE TRAVEL ALSO CREATED A SPARK FOR HUMANITY IN MR. SPOCK! HIS ETERNAL WISDOM THROUGH THE VULCAN WAY OF THINKING JUST MIGHT BE THE SHINING STAR YOU HAVE DREAMED OF ALL OF YOUR LIFE! JUST TRY MY LITTLE TEST FOR A WEEK...SEE IF VULCAN LOGIC WILL GUIDE YOU TO A BETTER PATH TO FOLLOW TOWARDS YOUR OWN FUTURE! I AM SURE THAT YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FIND THE RIGHT PATH TO A BETTER FUTURE! FOR EXAMPLE...AT THE END OF THE STAR TREK MOVIE " THE WRATH OF KAHN " SPOCK EXPOSES HIMSELF TO DEADLY RADIATION TO SAVE THE SHIP FROM A SHIELDED ROOM... AS HE IS DYING BEHIND A GLASS WALL, HE SPEAKS TO KIRK WHILE BOTH PLACE THERE HANDS ON THE GLASS AS THOUGH TO TOUCH EACH OTHER: SPOCK: " SHIP OUT OF DANGER? " KIRK:" YES SPOCK...YOU SAVED US...YOU SAVED US ALL! " SPOCK: " DO NOT GRIEVE CAPTAIN...IT WAS LOGICAL! THE NEEDS OF THE MANY OUTWEIGH THE NEEDS OF THE FEW...OR THE ONE! " " I AM...AND ALWAYS SHALL BE...YOUR FRIEND! LIVE LONG...AND PROSPER! " ???? KEEP THOSE WORDS AS A GUIDE TO HOW YOU TREAT OTHERS...SORRY MR. SPOCK, IT IS A HUMAN EMOTION CALLED COMPASSION! MR. SPOCK...ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND I............WILL SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE...YOUR WISDOM HAS TOUCHED MY HEART FROM WITHIN AND MADE ME A BETTER HUMAN BEING! YOUR VULCAN LOGIC LIVES ON!????

a world without men MGTOW special

LDR The Netherlands to Philippines.

Youngest here in the USA was once 10 years, two decades ago, but no longer legal there. Now 18, typically, but 14 in many places under some conditions. Still possible elsewhere at such tender ages, ofter by family arangement. I think 30's and up would be best, if one really must enter the dying Institution. Why spoil a perfectly loving commited relationship?

...well, for starters, it's quite a process. And I think these sites should instead be called search and introduction sites. The tiny expense, world wide reach, and ability to vet safely at distance on the front end, as so well done by CS, (suck up noted), likely lead to much greater potential for initial meetings than older approaches. Work, the market, activity groups, your pastor and aunt, etc., can hardly compete, even given the annoyance of the scammers. Considerable communication after that first spark of interest, allows for knowing each other enough, so that the first meeting is often as with an old friend. Whatever could possibly go wrong? But why digress? So, now that the decision exists to actually meet, the When, Where and How enter in to the process. But I'll add that at this point, trust also has been established, and indeed, a large part of my vetting process includes immediately ditching those (largely scammers anyway), who fill their profiles with statements like, "I don't waste time with chatting or Skype". The When. Having already displayed considerable patience while chatting, itself a laudable character trait of maturity, I usually take time with this as well. Usually weeks to months, verses days. Saves on flights if we exist at large distances, and again shows a certain groundedness of style. And on these latter points, since most mutual interests involve class and education, a few languages, self sufficiency, and so on,-- local prospects are quickly exhausted, leaving larger cities, domestic or foreign. I find either party, if living within a few hundred miles, is willing to fit an initial meeting into some other reason for travel. So, onto the Where. I quickly found that elaborate late day meals, at fancy restaurants, had many disadvantages over the safe public cafe scene, or some (walking/sailing) activity. Cost effective, few assumptions generated, plenty of chance to talk, and lots of fun. Forget dancing or concerts, either. Talk and body/facial styles rule. Rarely, after mere seconds, one begins thinking of the classic bathroom trip escape maneuver, but initial vetting usually prevents any need for this cowardly trick. The How? Well, this applies mostly to foreign contacts. Visiting the prospect in her home country has much to recommend it. Gauging lifestyle, family, friends, interests, etc., all come to mind. And what a chance to learn about the world. Meeting while both are on holiday is a second best, which for me has occurred in lovely Portugal. Process, all good things take their own good time. Of course, with Covid 19, adjustments are needed. Finally, at any stage of the process, if prospects begin to dim, it's best to discuss it all openly as adults, and ideally, to part as good acquaintances, or more.

...well perhaps I should shudder up. But I digress. We all have our own takes on the institution, which has been on life support for some time now. While many women and men have similar takes on it, I suspect it differs a good deal between the sexes. In a similar way to how we view the utility of prenuptial agreements. Sure, this great imbalance has much to do with power/money differences. But I suspect much more lies behind it. And I was surprised to learn that marriage, formal and religiously or statist sanctioned, is a relatively recent bad deal for almost all of us. Clergy and lawyers excepted. It seems that up until the renaissance, informal arrangements, between the lovers and/or families, were the rule. Even with kids. Vierk, Mr. Prepuce Prenup.