RE: New year New changes

I was drinking water naturally filtered from snow covered mountains for 7500 years. It seemed like it wasnt filtered enough.

RE: New year New changes

Not in gluten-free vegan rice pudding... It consists of grated carrots and rainwater.

RE: New year New changes

The only real problem I see with becoming vegan, is that it makes people really tedious to be around. I guess its people with nothing interesting to say about themselves that are attracted to the vegan way, and they become deluded that others are interested whether they can eat this or that.

Like the joke- Why did the vegan cross the road? to tell somebody else they're a vegan.

or- How can you tell when there's a vegan in the room? Dont worry, they'll tell you.

RE: Astrology

Pisces tend to be artists and druggos/pissheads.

RE: Astrology

Surely the prison authorities could work out which star signs are causing the most problems, my guess is that most child molesters would be Geminis.

RE: Do not feel uncomfortable to declare ur IQ ?

IQ is a contingency valuation for something, we dont know exactly what it is though. Sure, the ability to do a puzzle quicker, to seem more organised and logical doing such things... But nobody actually knows for sure- is it faster firing synapses, a better mix of electrochemicals in the brain, a strand of DNA inherited, exposure to a specific environment... or perhaps a complicated mix of all of the above and more?

I saw a kid solve a Rubicks cube in 4.5 seconds on telly, would that make him a genius, and if so what career will he have an advantage with...

I personally feel a high IQ is like a big dk, those that boast about having it generally dont have it, and those that have it generally dont boast about it. And neither is necessarily a ticket to a better life.

RE: It's pay day

If its from Russia it could be bugged. If its from mexico it could be wormed.

RE: It's pay day

Drown your sorrows with fizzy pop and cucumber sandwiches, it always worked for the famous 5. Which was technically only 3 because ones a lesbian and another is the dog.

RE: It's pay day

Thats nice

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RE: A Question For You All

And he's dead so we're farked.

RE: A Question For You All

When I cook it, its either porridge or crunchy. When I get it right, I'm pissed off I didnt cook the whole packet and freeze the leftovers.

RE: A Question For You All

I think it is a recipe for rice pudding, with each grain of rice individually named either 1 or 0.

RE: It's pay day

Thats nice.

God bless Ireland.

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RE: What ya got on the go.....SAY ANYTHING

Thats very nice.

RE: Are some people really taken it serious? Oprah for President? Tell me it ain't so.............

Its an old political trick, put somebody completely ridiculous up and the people wont notice the second option. OK sometimes it backfires, but I'd be looking very closely at the second option to Oprah...

RE: The fast pace of city life.

I used to live in Sydney, and think if you didnt live there something was wrong... Now when I go there I think- you poor things.

I'm guessing the same thing with Londoners, they're a bit insular and feel that because they are stuck in such a rut the rest of the world must be envious, what with all the theatres and shows on offer. They probably arent. They actually probably have their own shows and theatres, and get by just fine.

But yeah, probably popping a few bubbles here, I should shut my big mouth and pretend to want to live in London.

RE: The fast pace of city life.

Maybe the biggest legacy I have of the fast paced life of London/England, is that I can no longer donate blood here. They are fearful of mad cow disease. Maybe I should have seen more shows and theatre productions and basked in the glory of such an awesome place, or stayed away from the crime and disease infested rat-hole and been able to live as a normal decent blood-donating human being.

Just a thought.

RE: What ya got on the go.....SAY ANYTHING

Nah, the 71 year old's 74 year old sister...

RE: …Do women want to be judged on their looks?

Stop being a sook.

RE: Life In Canada

I'm watching a cooking show about Canada. Salmon candy, who would have thought?...

RE: Do you think slim women have a better chance of dating ...

Yeah I dont get it either. Why are all the wenches so reluctant? The only reasons I can think of, is they're lesbians or vegans. There's no other explanation really.

RE: Amber Leaf tobacco

Yeah 30 grams of spinner costs about 35 bucks (maybe about 26 euros), never heard of amber leaf brand. Sounds pretty good but.

RE: Do you think slim women have a better chance of dating ...

I'm not that posh, I dont have any brooms. Just an empty cupboard I hardly ever use.

RE: Who wrecked this dating site forum?

Ah yes, another stroll down memory lane...

It was wonderful before, its rubbish now.

So- Not actually offering anything of any value or interest, just a vapid statement. An increasing problem appears to be the distorted memories of awesomeness. It wont take long for somebody who was actually there in the good old days to come forward and point out- No- it was not all completely hunky dory way back when. People argued, fought,squabbled, trolled, flamed, whatever... As well as playing nicely in the sandpit sometimes. Roughly the same as it is now.

RE: Do you think slim women have a better chance of dating ...

I wouldn't mind a slim woman right now, come to think of it. I'd bone her silly in the broom cupboard.

RE: Abusive males

Yeah I guess so... Was going to put something about eating a teaspoon of concrete powder...

RE: Abusive males

Suck it up princess. Its a man's world and there's nothing you or I can do about it. Its just the way it is, like a cosmic law of natureteddybear

RE: Do you think slim women have a better chance of dating ...

I'm prejudiced against everyone equally- gay, fat, myself, chinese, whatever. So it kind of cancels out really.

RE: Do you think slim women have a better chance of dating ...

You sure see some amazing things at the buffet. One thing I find annoying about fat people, when I'm waiting in line to order some food at maccas, and I see the fat person in front umming and ahhing about what to get as though they've never been there before.

RE: Do you think slim women have a better chance of dating ...

Yeah, I sure carry on a bit...

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