More Wisdom
A little while ago somebody told me to put more fire in my essays. More recently somebody else told me to put more of my essays in the fire. This blog probably belongs to the second category. But I hope you read and enjoy it just the same.It is not a great blog today. I have been so busy about the baboon article that I did not have time to do much more. But it is ready now. You will find it under My Articles or straight under Articles. ‘Baboons’. What else?
I hope something here makes you chuckle if you can find nothing to apply in your life.
Critics Are Like Eunuchs In A Harem.
They're There Every Night, They See It Done Every Night,
They See How It Should Be Done Every Night,
But They Can't Do It Themselves.
It Is Easier To Do A Job Properly
Than Having To Think Out Excuses All The Time For Failing.
Life Is Hard.
It’s Even Worse If You Are Stupid.
In Just Two Days,
Tomorrow Will Be Yesterday.
I Plan On Living Forever.
So Far, So Good.
It Is Not The Dog In The Fight That Matters;
It Is The Fight In The Dog!
Opinions Are Like Armpits:
Everybody Has Two Of Them And They Stink Most Of The Time.
Time May Be A Great Healer,
But It is A Lousy Beautician.
If You Really Want To Do Something, You Will Find A Way.
If You Don't, You Will Find An Excuse.
The Happiest People Don't Necessarily Have The Best Of Everything.
They Just Make The Best Of Everything.
False Freedom Leaves A Man Free To Do What He Likes;
True Freedom To Do What He Ought.
When You Do Not Listen To Your Conscience
It's Because You Do Not Want Advice From A Stranger.
Brain Cells Come And Brain Cells Go,
But Fat Cells Live Forever.
The Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction;
Fiction Has To Make Sense.
Never Be Afraid To Try Something New.
Amateurs Built The Ark, Professionals Built The Titanic.
There Will Always Be Death And Taxes;
However, Death Doesn't Get Worse Every Year.
A Critic Is Someone Who Knows The Way,
But Can't Drive The Car.
Age Doesn't Always Bring Wisdom.
Sometimes Age Comes Alone All By Itself.
If You Must Borrow, Always Borrow From A Pessimist.
They Don't Expect To Be Paid Anyway.
I've Never Met A Couple Yet Who, When They Were Walking Down The Aisle, Said, 'What We Want Is Three Years Of Happiness, Two Years Of Torment, A Messy Divorce And 15 Years Of Fighting Over Custody Of The Kids.'
Comments (18)
Here we have a bunch of people that think they know everything about sports. From the ownership on down to the playing field. They have the best seats in the house, sequestered in a special area, getting free admission and eating free meals and excellent parking privileges.
BUT!!! They can't play the sport, they don't have the brains or the money to own a sports franchise, still they are there criticizing every night. The same with broadcasters. I find the "mute" button on my television very useful when I watch sports on TV!
Thanks, glad you liked some!
@ Whocanitbe
My first impulse too, but I believe in freedom of expression. Could have said much more with one or two sentences though. I suspect poor or no writing skills! Shame.
On the other hand, they don't say much. They only separate the real comments from the blog. May have to think about pruning it.
@ Angel
Hi Girl, a very good morning to you from a scorching Cape Town.
Cuddling is alright, maybe he flunked the firefighter test. This is the closest he can get to a fire hydrant.
Joking Cuddling.
We can always get a little wisdom, it won't hurt. Thanks Cat.