Five Steps To Heaven.
Fish also go to heaven. It is just a more complicated process but they do eventually end up there.
I am happy to declare that I have been instrumental in converting 4 sinful fish last night.
1. Damnation
2. Purification
3. Sanctification
4. Glorification
5. Salvation
This four lucky fish are now at the happy feeding grounds where sharks have no teeth and fishhooks are made of rubber.
PS
This is what happens to fish that go swimming on a Sunday.
Comments (58)
they are totally looked after, but they destroy and deprive everyone of a living that had potential.
they are the resource drainer of life, and responsible, for lies and making trouble and mowing down the innocent, and criminalizing them.
they are a waste of space on the planet, and their greed and jealousy and possesiveness over territory and every bodies possessions, just drives others to be destitute,
Money is like charisma.
Same have it and others don't.
One wish would have been enough to secure a million others.
We also have an arid, dry climate through most of the country. I once did not rain in the Namaqualand for 19 years and when my cousin, then 17, first saw the rain he fainted. It took two buckets of sand to revive him.
Confucius is the man who gave me the rod and reel that got me hooked to fishing. And now I sit with the fish fingers.
But jokes aside now; it is funny how we are never satisfied with the weather. 11 years ago they had a special day of prayer for rain and it would seem that they prayed too much. When the rain came the river flooded the cornfields and the farmers complained about the fish eating their corn off the lands.
Now there I just learned something. I thought it was George Washington who said that.
Did you get that off the internet? Remember what Lincoln said. And he was no fool. Of course Obama won't know about the internet. It was before his time.
SR
And she says Hi too.
She is extremely busy;
should have been home almost 2 hours ago.
good one!
That will depend on whether he swims in a school or not.