Do You Need Money?

I have just received wonderful news. I am at the point of receiving US$ 5,600,000 from a woman who is dieing of breast cancer and has no heirs. Elisabeth Johnson from Germany, now living in South Africa, decided to give the money to me - as I am such a noble and well intended person.cheering

All I need to do is to send my banking details to a gMail address and the money will be paid into my account upon receipt. I have heard about some of these scams but this person is too nice to be a scammer.grin

But what am I going to do with all this money? To proof my noble intentions, I have decided to share every cent I get from this woman with my CS friends. Just let me know how much you need and for what purpose. Now, don’t be greedy; leave some for the others as well. It is the greedy people who get scammed.scold doh

All requests for a share of this money will be processed on a first come first served basis and the size of your share will depend on what you want to do with it.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
cats meow cats meow

Have a great day and look out for the scammers.wave
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catfoot,

money or no money, i love you anyday sweetheartkiss

lips bouquet
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Ok Flutterby, I stand defeated. I thought I could buy you.
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Hi Loulou,
I just wonder where she heard of me and all my noble traits.confused

She did not strike me as a person to read blogs.doh
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I know CMI
That is why I'm giving all the money awayliar
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Cat, just take it! You deserve a better stage of life..! laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Calleis
Nothing can be given away easier than what you don't possess.rolling on the floor laughing
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for real deals kitten you don't to repeat yourself, heard you the first couple of times. but I don't mind your seeing your face a couple more times when you talk to me rolling on the floor laughing

have a gooder kitten, life is good isn't it, yay
As you say.
Anyway, good night now. Tuck-in time for me. 1amyawn sleep
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I'm not greedy. I just need to have a pair of good silicon mounds, loads of glutathione, and a jet to allow me to meet all the lovable and huggable CS members all over the world.rolling on the floor laughing
Ha haaalaugh laugh Funny,, please save it for something else... I don't need any.teddybear teddybear
Hi Tatami
I fear my budget is rather depleted now and I have not even received the money yet,laugh

I fear I cannot fulfill your wish regarding the Learjet. However, I will see what I can do about the rest.
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Hi Zeurich
Yes, I guess after being in the land of milk and honey for a few days you won't need anything from me.
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send me some I need for education :D
send me some I need for education :D
Hi Ferhangee
Ah my friend, I am so sorry, all the boodle had been allocated and the change I have squandered on cheap drinks and bad women.

Maybe next time.doh
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Hi Elednuw
Yes, the web is full of free money.doh
I guess if you snooze you lose.laugh
cheers wave
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I know I cannot always have what I want, but that does not make me want it less. Otherwise I’m easy to please, flexible, accommodating and forgiving. I cool down as fast what I get cross. I hate it when people lie to me. I’m hooked to my laptop, but [read more]

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