Do You Need Money?
I have just received wonderful news. I am at the point of receiving US$ 5,600,000 from a woman who is dieing of breast cancer and has no heirs. Elisabeth Johnson from Germany, now living in South Africa, decided to give the money to me - as I am such a noble and well intended person.
All I need to do is to send my banking details to a gMail address and the money will be paid into my account upon receipt. I have heard about some of these scams but this person is too nice to be a scammer.
But what am I going to do with all this money? To proof my noble intentions, I have decided to share every cent I get from this woman with my CS friends. Just let me know how much you need and for what purpose. Now, don’t be greedy; leave some for the others as well. It is the greedy people who get scammed.
All requests for a share of this money will be processed on a first come first served basis and the size of your share will depend on what you want to do with it.
Have a great day and look out for the scammers.
Comments (56)
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Hi There Z and Del...
@Luke.....
You seem to be a very busy girl. Can I perhaps send you a contribution for a new mattress; and maybe another bed. Bedsprings are not what they used to be.
If any one reading this , runs into this fellow, please to it with a vehicle.
That sounds a bit ambitious to me. I you really like to travel on expensive transportation devices; try a bus. They are much more expensive and can be ridden on for much cheaper. I fear I cannot grant your request at this time but I'm keeping it on file. When all the other requests had been processed I will reconsider.
how about $2.5m for me
Yes, but that detail we can sort out later in the privacy of my own gmail address. All information will he treated in confidence.
An excellent idea to run the whole lot over but please give me the opportunity first to collect my money.
Also a bit ambitious. I cannot give away too much. But on the other hand, if you can forward a 10% admin fee to facilitate the paperwork them maybe we can discuss it.
I can only consider airfare if the final destination is my place and as you are in Cape Town I can only grant you taxi fare. Just phone me before you get on the taxi. I'll refund the taxi fare to you when I put you on the taxi back home.
Sorry I missed your reply. Ok then no bed or mattress; then how about a nice thick rug for in front of the TV?
This is why I refuse to have a personal presence on the web. I empty my mailbox on receipt. And here at home I sit behind a proxy server that contains only useless information; mostly disinformation.
I will act as soon as I receive the 10% facilitation fee. But hurry, It will increase to 20% in the very near future.
Oh! I just need 5,6oo.oo........
How could I refuse to participate in such a noble venture. Unfortunately the paper work in these ventures cost a fortune and we require a 20% non-refundable admin fee before we can consider your request. It is wonderful to see that thare are still people in this world who really care.
Eish, banks can be so inflexible! I don't think you need to waste money on this. I may be able to help you free of charge. Send me you bank card, pin number and copies of your Identity Documents and passport. I'll fix it in a jiffy. If you can send me a mandate to act on your behalf, so much the better.
Cat, there is one thing you may be able to help with, we have a local volunteer force working on a project to send ice cubes to Iceland, but due to some technical difficulties they need cash, the problem is water leaking from the envelopes onto the post office counter, a million or so should enable them to buy some waterproof ones
I'm sorry then if I cannot be of assistance. Was just trying to make you comfortable while becoming an egg.
I'm sorry then if I cannot be of assistance. Was just trying to make you comfortable while becoming an egg.
Tell them they have a inefficient system. Waterproof envelopes are hard to open. Let them rather send dehydrated water there. Upon receipt they only have to defrost some ice, add the water obtained to the powder in the envelope and allow it to freeze again. There will be no spilling on the Post Office counters.
You have no idea! Although I must admit your ice cube dilemma should take priority over my trivial problems
The money is not enough to have an effect on any country's economy but I was thinking of another way to help. I maybe I could adopt one or two Indian orphan girls; about 16 or 17 years old.
The Icaland crisis had been solved and the world price of potatoes will drop drastically. Cash in it while you can. Orders can be placed here.
Very kind of that woman to leave you money...whatever!!...Have a good day...