An Offer You Cannot Refuse
Have you recently come into a lot of money or do you have investments and/or annuities about to mature? Are you not sure where to invest your money? Here is an excellent opportunity to double your money in no time. But be careful, there are lots of scammers out there and fools can easily be parted from their money.
A friend in Ghana and I are setting up business to produce and market honey and eggs worldwide. But honey and eggs are available all over, so what is the big deal here? It is simply the price. Where can you purchase honey at $1 per kg and eggs at $1 per dozen? It can be delivered anywhere in the world and the good news is shipping and packaging are included in the price with no hidden admin fees later.
Don’t miss out on this one time offer. Invest now. No contributions less than US$ 10,000 will be accepted except when business is slow. For each block of shares you purchase for $10,000 we will present you with another block of shares in the same company thus doubling your investment immediately.
Otherwise, avoid disappointment and order your stock now to start your own wholesale/retail outlet. No orders less than $10,000 will be accepted. Once again, when orders are slow, this condition may be waived for a while.
Regrettably there will be a $5,000 non-refundable registration fee. Older ladies and blondes may find this offer extremely attractive and even some sane men were known to invest in similar schemes. If you are still not sure, we will supply you with plenty of references after registering. You will receive a list of email addresses and cell phone numbers of happy investors and clients. You cannot go wrong on this opportunity.
Kindly allow 10 years for delivery when you order; we only have one bee and one hen so far.
This offer is too good to miss and if you do I shall have to accept that you just cannot afford to participate. Sorry, you need money to make money.
Have a nice day and keep the orders rolling in.
Comments (65)
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These are very tame domesticated bees without stings. A very rare breed I have developed. Hard working too. I won't lie about things like this.
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In this case the word trust is just an euphemism for my numbered account in Switzerland. But don't worry, your money will be safe in it.
We're still too new in business to waste our investor's money on motivation and team building camps. But I will bear that in mind when when go into full production. The second bee is still foot sore from looking for employment.
I did not buy them. Both of them rocked up here looking for employment. I wanted to get a queen as well, but I hear the royalties are not so popular lately, So I will rather do without.
Tell me please your business plan for next 10 years?
Might have to revamp your profile, Girl....
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Basically I will be using the tried and tested Mushroom Technique whereby you keep your investors and customers in the dark and feed them on BS until delivery time and then do a fly by night.
I may also extract some more money from them to protect their earlier investments.
Is that not how all these schemes work.
You will have to undergo some metamorphosis before she can qualify for that job. A queen, I believe, is an African beauty in the USA.
It is a very generous offer but sounds like to much work. As we are dealing with long term and mainly foreign investors, there is no need to stage a show. Talking about our assets is enough.
The preferred method of payment is to send me your bank card and pin number. Remember to add 15% for admin fees and commissions.
No need to worry about your other funds in your bank account. I won't even look at your balance. I will only withdraw the amount to cover your order and then return your card.
Nice to see you around again.
You don't like me? Oh no, I'm going to hang myself.