An Offer You Cannot Refuse
Have you recently come into a lot of money or do you have investments and/or annuities about to mature? Are you not sure where to invest your money? Here is an excellent opportunity to double your money in no time. But be careful, there are lots of scammers out there and fools can easily be parted from their money.
A friend in Ghana and I are setting up business to produce and market honey and eggs worldwide. But honey and eggs are available all over, so what is the big deal here? It is simply the price. Where can you purchase honey at $1 per kg and eggs at $1 per dozen? It can be delivered anywhere in the world and the good news is shipping and packaging are included in the price with no hidden admin fees later.
Don’t miss out on this one time offer. Invest now. No contributions less than US$ 10,000 will be accepted except when business is slow. For each block of shares you purchase for $10,000 we will present you with another block of shares in the same company thus doubling your investment immediately.
Otherwise, avoid disappointment and order your stock now to start your own wholesale/retail outlet. No orders less than $10,000 will be accepted. Once again, when orders are slow, this condition may be waived for a while.
Regrettably there will be a $5,000 non-refundable registration fee. Older ladies and blondes may find this offer extremely attractive and even some sane men were known to invest in similar schemes. If you are still not sure, we will supply you with plenty of references after registering. You will receive a list of email addresses and cell phone numbers of happy investors and clients. You cannot go wrong on this opportunity.
Kindly allow 10 years for delivery when you order; we only have one bee and one hen so far.
This offer is too good to miss and if you do I shall have to accept that you just cannot afford to participate. Sorry, you need money to make money.
Have a nice day and keep the orders rolling in.
Comments (65)
I don`t want to over work the poor bee and hen.. so I will hold back on the investment just now and give the others the opportunity to grow their money
invest in my money bees
Then into investment construction, build will take a little time before you can re-coup your losses
Maybe lamas that was a good one a few years back
Yep cat when you say you are RICH your snookered.
I get calls for new kitchen now
They just don't get it I am poor as a church mouse but happy as a p=g in sh--
Are you sure. There is no telling what is going to happen when we flood the world markets with honey and eggs.
no doubt I would refuse, bcos you only have 1 bee and 1 hen...
You may be sorry later. Think about it. Honey and eggs are the ingredients for man hair shampoos. There is a great demand for it.
Many other businesses had a more humble start than this. Harry Stodel rode around on his bicycle selling gladiola bulbs out of a shoe box. Today Stodels is the biggest nursery in SA.
I just know we will not fall for it.
Lottery tickets are poor investments. The odds are too long. This is a much safer bet.
I did not leave you out of it. You were just not singled out. Knowing how modest you are, I knew you would appreciate it more.
I can Fedex a bee to revive you but that will cripple our honey production. Sorry, you are on your own this time.
One bee and one hen is still livestock. And livestock can breed. Think what will happen if we can get the bee to breed with the hen to produce a bird laying honey-filled eggs. I will get at least a nomination for a Nobel Prize. Think what it will do to our stock prices.
You do that and if you win you make a bee-line right back to invest it here. No point money sitting there doing nothing.
No beeeeing over-generous.
Hey, another bee just flew in here seeking employment. Poor thing said she had been unemployed for three months. So we have an increase in staff now. Don't you want to adopt a bee to help with accommodation. Any type of cash contributions will be accepted. Don't wait for a receipt; it is a tax hazard.
Thank you!
Hi Cat
Calling all cs members invest in cats bees plenty of honey
All Set. Your order will be processed upon receiving the registration fee and payment of the order. Note that prices are subjected to fluctuations in the Dollar exchange rate and allow for 10% in unavoidable admin fees. And there will be a 15% quantity surcharge.
That is not funny. I don't even look remotely like that.
My first impulse was to say yes but after some thought I would like to suggest that you sell the eggs and forward the money. The two and a half grand will be kept in trust until you can come up with the rest.
With the flooding in of orders delivery time had been extended to 11 years despite the fact that we now have double the bees as before.
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These cosmetic solutions are not always so successful. Perhaps if you could send me a sample for manual inspection; I'm sure we could still enter in business.
Make sure it is a REAL bank. piggy banks, blood banks, organ banks and the likes just won't render the cash to participate.