A Forbidden Love Is Sweeter
When somebody tells me to go to hell, I gladly try to oblige, but I never get further than the gates. Whenever I get there, they lock and bar the gates on first sight. The first time that somebody sent me to hell, I seduced the devil’s wife and he (the devil) withdrew my visa and forbade me ever to set foot in that place again.
I am the persona non grata #1 in hell. They have life size photos of me at the gates to prevent me from sneaking in there on the quiet. Believe me, I have tried several times to get back in without any success; I have a real soft spot for his wife. Why is a forbidden love so much sweeter?
As I don't qualify for heaven, there is nowhere else to go after death. As such, I am forbidden to die and doomed to live forever.
I am immortal!
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Halos are known to melt under extreme heat. Check If your wings are scorched. It gets rather hot over there.
Hi, good to see you too, sorry for the late reply. Was just feeding some animals.
Then why did I not get my food?
How does that affect my feeding times? I was not going to eat the cat.
Hot?
Yes hot, and it never rains there. Opening windows does not help. In fact it only serves to let more heat in.
If that is the case, you better get yourself forgiven in double quick time. Other people are suffering because of you and I cannot get to see my sweetheart. I now have the hypnotic competition of Miclee as well. Ho you by any chance know any good vampire slayers?
No, hell is not what it used to be. The place changed a lot since they ran out of fossil fuels a few years ago. With the total ban on the use of nuclear power out that way, they are completely reliant on coal imports and have to comply to the statutes of the United Nations to prevent embargoes.
"...and the gates of hell shall not prevail..."
Matthew 16:18
you can ride high now but I have sussed you out. You don't have hypnotic powers; you bribe the people with cheap steak knives imported from the East. I'll soon have you sorted out.
There are gates at the entrance of hell.
See! Bow you're trying to bribe me as well. I cannot be bought.
by the way, how many knives comes in your set. I'm not going to fall for just any bribe. I have my standards!
I hope that will be sooner than later. The pressure is mounting.
Uhhh...Cat?
This is YOUR blog, dude!
YOU'RE responsible for making the arrangements with CS for the lucky 100th commenter to receive a set of those dandy steak knives!
You'd best get on it guy!!!
It won't get to that.
I'm going to bed soon.
Caaaatttt....You are getting sleepy...sleepy!
Like taking candy from a baby!
It's ok now. I have my bases covered.
I took 2 of my insanity tablets. As long as I have a supply of it. I cannot be hypnotized.
I can get you into hell!
Of course for a fee. Plus! Shipping you there. And handling your body and clothes to that location......
It is a bit hot there this time of the year, but we can talk about it in 3 or 4 months time. They have super weather during October and November.
And now it is Lala time. Thanks for the fun.
It's time to prepare for the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!
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I'll look at it in bed.
Thank's !!!
GBY!!!!
Goodenuph
That is good enuph news. When this place too much for me, I take a break. I have done it four or five times. Sometimes for 2 or three months. When you come back after a while, you look at things with a new perspective. I'm glad you same back. Too many old faces have disappeared.