Why ask why?
Okay. I need to preface this story with a little factual information first. I don't know. Maybe about 10 years or so. I heard it was bad for you to get dressed while you were still wet. Not sure exactly why, but it just makes sense to me. Actually, it is much more comfortable for me to be dry when I get dressed.Okay again. Why is it when woman hear that men have a hairdryer they kinda freak out? While at the restaurant, I told the waitress that I do not have a coffee pot....
(getting one soon though...I love coffee
) and it took a second for me to remember the other thing I thought about buying today. Then, I remembered. "I need a hairdryer too." She looks at me funny and asks, why do you need a hairdryer? Your hair is short enough. 
Come on now! Why can't we just leave it at, I need a hairdryer. Why did she have to ask why? So, the quick thinker I am, I said....well, it is getting cold out and sometimes I shower and go. I don't want my hair to freeze. She is like, alright, I give you that. Being at a restaurant, it probably would not have been a good idea to tell her the main reason why.
Well....it is a hairdryer...at least the last I checked. I have hair on my ball-sack. And, with the preface to my story, it is not good to get dress while wet. So...my hair needs to be dry. I am guessing not too many men have thought of this....or, will even admit to doing this. But hey, it is a hairdryer.
STAY HEALTHY!
A little fun fact to go with this story. When my ex and I broke up. She told me, "here, I will leave my hairdryer for you....you use it more than me anyway."
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You do not have to admit to anything. But, do you have a hairdryer?
You should have been in my shoes when she asked me what I needed it for.
Can you just use a dry off towel for the other part of your body?
I mean! That is what people do use........
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Thank you for your input here.
One....I think you are right. As I read more and learn more about women...I am starting to get that exact impression about entertaining them. After all, don't every bore your woman....or, embarrass them in public.
Two.....Yes....sometimes...in that much of a hurry.
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Three....well, I lived with her for 13 years. So, there are a lot of memories and life experiences that I had during that time. But, you might be right. It might be time for me to just wipe that stuff out. I just recently read. When you break up with somebody. In order to get over them, you need to eliminate them from your life all together. Otherwise, it takes longer to get over them....if at all.
Thanks LM.
Maybe instead of saying ex....I will use the woman I lived with for 13 years.
By the way!
Maybe! Just maybe. Your imaginary friend, was just making a small conversation with you....
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Was the waitress attractive to you? If not, she might have a friend!
I have another funny story too. But, I am sure if I share that one, I will have the padded trucks showing up at my front door in a matter of minutes.
Until then, you might be on to something.
This waitress in particular wanted to go out drinking with me. So, I think there is some attraction there. If I asked her out, I am sure she would accept.
But...maybe I am being too fussy?
I thought about that. But, I would not feel right being with her if it was only to find somebody better. Don't get me wrong, she is not bad looking. She is a tiny little thing...with a seemingly fun personality. I would not mind finding a doctor. Not that I am too fussy or anything.
Hello Dedo,
You do not have to admit to anything. But, do you have a hairdryer?
Actually, I do have quite a collection of them ...in my defense,my son is a barber and a hairdresser ...
I hope you don't happen to work at a Donut shop as a baker, and if so, I hope you're specialty is not making Maple Bars.
Thank you so much for having my best interest in mind. I can see, you are a true Saint here.
I am going to try the shaving with the after shave. I do have matches. Everyone knows that heat does dry.
Look Out For That Car On Your Left Side.
Drive Careful--------
Make sure you do not find any hairs on those dogs though.
Take care Robert. :)
Good luck to your Raiders....hopefully my Lions can get a miracle win on Monday...but, I doubt it.
I drank 5 cups of coffee tonight..so I am all wired up right now. What a great way for me to get to sleep easily tonight.
Yeah! She so dang! Smart......
Even smart enough not to drive and blog..
Robert
Wait! Come back here.
What about that cash you owns me?!.......
Will you let me sleep already?
Anyways, I don't owns you any money.. but I am looking to get a Harem of ladies, if you'd like to join in.
Heck, the other day I went out with a lady younger than me.. she was 54, and WHEW! She wore me out. She wanted some Afternoon Delight, whatever that is. I'm still all tired and worn out!
As for me? I'm not looking for one special lady. I already got plenty. One for every night or day of the week.
Oh wait! I think I may need to find one to be my regular Tuesday night.
Anyways, I gotta go get a refill on my blue pills, and libido boosters.. and fish eye soup.
Again, have a good night everyone. I gotta busy day tomorrow.
Good night my friend.
You is only 56.......
And you were thinking that you were on a date with a young lady?
Got dog!......
Please! Be aware that >>>> Running your story by me will cost you exact price as it will online.
Now! Go ahead with your traffic........
And I admire, err well, oh yeah, I admire that Christmas tree in your profile picture. Cool!
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Angel, I'm not 56 .. I'm 55.. and heck yes, I'm a getting some action .. and even more in my dreams. Yeah!
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I also want to say..
HI Amorn..
In your profile picture, you're looking out the side .. keep your eyes on the road in front of you.
just kidding with you. have a nice day and night.
Heck! That is the same thing as 56, duh!