False Perceptions

After spending more than ½ my life in Africa I went to Britain, Shortly after arriving I attended a job interview with a panel of 4 interviewers.

There was a woman who started off by asking in a very slow patronizing voice if I had been scared of the elevator, I replied that yes I had been but was amazed at the openings in the wall with glass in them; she replied that “I suppose you don’t have windows in your mud houses”.

I have also had people say “but you are white, we thought all Africans were dark skinned” and the popular ”how do you cope with all the wild animals”.

What are your perceptions of Africa, and have you been asked stupid questions about where you live?
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When I was at school I had the same reaction you experienced.
"You come from Kenya, how come you're white"?

I also had comments made about living in a mud hut, running around all day with a spear and did my family own a lot of cattle.
Re-reading your blog, I had a giggle thinking about how someone may answer the question "What are your perceptions of Africa"?

"My perceptions of Africa... There are a lot of black people there!"
Hi Sol, I have also been asked how long was it until we wore real clothing, Now I did run around with a spear and shield when rounding up all the cattle!
Buenos Dias guapo! A mi me gusta los negritos. smitten

The only thing that people have asked me during the course of my life is:

"I suppose you eat frogs legs, don´t you"? or..

"why don´t you drink wine, for a French woman?" or...

To be even more daring...

"Are you into French kissing?"

laugh
Africans per the rest of earth fell off the ends of the earth as far as personality ways attitude intelligence etc. The lowest of the low. I find it hilarious. Wake up people. Come visit and see for yourself. U r very wrong.
Daniela applause

I love frog's legs!!! Yummy!!

And

I love French kissing too!! Double yummy!! smitten smitten smitten
Hi DC, More false perceptions, you look Asian so must be a Muslimgrin
Daniela, Being French you will always be asked about snails and frogs legs, French kissing well thats fine!
Snooks, It will always be like that, Its the end of the world to some people and its hard for people to understand that Africans are actually human...
Mm. I hope that the humanity of SA is not questioned. If so the whole earth must be. People r people across the globe. Good and bad everywhere
Not people.. just some cs bloggers! laugh
I trust you didn't join the firm, it's future couldn't have been bright if that was an example of the management doh
Morning Z, The job was for a Chartered Land Surveyor,I was offered the job and after that Womans comments (Director) I turned it down just incase I was paid in maize and tins of jam with a cow as bonus.
Map, hey not bad if you get a cow.

From cow, you get milk.

From milk, you get buttermilk, cheese, yoghurt.......dunno
DC A cow is useful, but not much grazing land in Central Londongrin
Molly, Yes I will admit the elevator was scary, not as scary as taking off my animal skin onesie and putting on a suit.

Your perceptions of Africa are spot on!
Mm. U have corruption throughout the world. Not only Africans r and some aren't. People r people. I wish people will realize that the wild animals r on farms behind fencing . They don't run around loose.
tbh, i just re-entered the work world. they have an amazing mechanical vending machine. i said "wow, look at that!" then, i felt embarrassed. lol i don't get out much
Free, Don't be too embarrassed, Pennsylvania and other areas have only just embraced vending machines, in the past it was just an Amish person with a basket.hug
hehe Map! i'm from California. it was suggested that i find a "nice, dutch farmer that will never let me go".
Free, that sounds like a Silence of the Amish Lambs type scenario uh oh

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Free, California dreaming?, I would have said Iowa would have been a better choice for a farmer. Not a false perception Ive been there so many times it hurts!.
i have been to Iowa. it was a nice place but i wouldn't want to live there. Minnesota was as remote as i care to go. i've never lived in a place where my sanity was ever more questioned
Molly, i would never fall for the injured guy plus van plus big chair
Ah map I hope i will bring the wroth of the gods onto megrin

Perceptions of Africa----from child upwards.

First mad at 12years that so called white people lording it over black people, jobs houses etc.

Then 15 years, mad at black people slaughtering white folks and kicking them out the country with nothing.

Then mad at everyone because whites had left farms, busineses and blacks had never been taught top jobs so could not run anything but amok.

Then an understanding that time that father time will make things right where its people not blacks and whites.

MMMM Maybe I wear rose coloured specks too.
moping
and i meant not bring wrath of the gods upon me.grin
Free, Its not the lack of Elephants, its the memories of pickled chicken gizzards and Walmart in Cedar Rapids that will haunt me for the rest of my life. I will say that Kansas City is great...Perhaps my perceptions are bit tainted I do apologise!hug
Yes map time moves but nearly every country now the people are rising up against the coruption at the top.

Its a sad world, as one problem is solved another takes its place, we just have to keep smiling and make it a bed of roses for ourselves and closest peoplehug teddybear
Africa was the start of mankind, according to DNA testing human life began there and i wont argue with DNA testing! My perception of Africa is its just another part of planet earth. Yes people ask do we have Kangaroos in the street, and in some places we do but mostly no we dont!
Red, Well said, I totally agreehug
Map, I was a Walmart cashier for many years. I don't think it matters what state it's in. if you like writing, there is plenty of material to write about.
Bee2K, Thats correct, the DNA wont lie!

The Kangaroos are a huge misconception and Dingos dont eat all your babies either.cheers
Map a friend has a part Dingo pup it nipped me, thats the part i dont like rolling on the floor laughing cheers
Bee I hope you have had a rabies jabhug bites can cause madness you know and things much worse.moping

If you get bitten by a vampire you become onegrin dont know about dingos thoughdunno
see free and molly cs is the place to be we all understand just where we are at------dont we rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
with her wit, i think Molly should write back to her suitors
Free, Being a cashier at Walmart, you should be awarded the Congressional medal of honour.

Molly, I agree, you should reply to these vermin contaminating your inbox.
When he grows up ill take him to the local, not for beer there chic magnets shimmy grin Im gunna love that dog.dancing dog
Back on topic:

I just remembered when we were in primary school, we used to have a Little Black Babies collection box in the classroom laugh


We didn't collect little black babies in it (there being none in Ireland wouldn't have helped that cause), but our pennies and tuppances to send to the little black babies of starving Africa
Awww Molly, how cute!, but remember that a single "facebook like" will feed all the starving babies in Africa, they do like to eat likes.hug
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