An Amusing Conversation
I received a PM from a 26 year old, obese Asian girl with a very cute face. She claimed to be a professor living in Cape Town. She has two photos in her profile. The other one is or a slender woman with blond hair. Both were taken at recognizable landmarks in Cape Town. Normally I would have deleted it but I decided to have fun with her/him.Her | Feb 3, 6:00 AM
Hi.your penise have power to erict...or.need bl** job.say truth
Myself | Feb 3, 6:15 AM
You are way too inexperienced for me, baby. I'll break your back.
Her | Feb 4, 5:25 AM
Hello u r annoy with me hmm
Myself | Feb 4, 5:36 AM
No, Sweetie, You're just too young for me. If my grandson was three years older I would have introduced him to you.
Her | Feb 4, 8:02 AM
Soory if yiu can break my back in such old age imagine he will not break my ribs in young age???
Myself | Feb 4, 8:11 AM
You are a naughty girl for the job that you are doing. I pity your students.
Her | Feb 4, 8:32 AM
I keep my stundents on butt and some on boobs??
Myself | Feb 4, 8:33 AM
Where do I enrol?
Her | Feb 4, 10:13 AM
Where u vish babe
Her | Feb 4, 10:22 AM
Babe why u dont like big girls. Big girls seem very sexy like me
(She read this in my profile)
Myself | Feb 4, 10:39 AM
They tire too quickly. Cannot keep the pace.
Her | 24 hrs ago
How quickly? I will manage for you as you wish
Myself | 24 hrs ago
I told you that I'll break your back. Now, jokes aside, I've been around for a long, long time and don't believe a single word in your profile. You're just too streetwise to be who you say you are. It was kind of fun talking to you, whoever you are.
Her | 20 hrs ago
U are a lover of whom? Realy i liked u thats why msg u. Otherwise too many people msg me but i am not intrested in any one. Sory for hurting u. Actually i am very crazy and funny
I did not reply yet. Her last message has me worried; am I playing the fool with a real person? Suddenly she sounds lonely and not like a scammer. But she started it off in the wrong way and her profile is not kosher.
May you have a whale of a day.
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then I must get up to mischief more often.
U do that , ill be here watching you
You want me suspended?
But when are we getting a few blogs from you so I can fathom you.
Ps im all for fun and games Cat
Not to be taken seriously.
These thing happen in life. what could I do? I had to deal with the rejection and got on with my life. Nobody ever said that life would be easy.
I Know! Right.....
Lol!
I saw you in the forums and I notice you on the other blogs but that's not the same. come on. Give us a blog.
I have one blog on here so far.
Its old...called "do u believe there is "the one" out there.
Or something to that affect.
Havnt had much reason to post another as yet.
But im sure i will in future
i'll look for it but you're not off the hook. And now I have a valid excuse to look at your profile because that will the easiest way to find it.
I can remember how you used to keep files of them
all your correspondence with them printed out.
you must have had about fifteen of them going that time.
I helped you one day to think out a new reply, remember?
Don't bet money on it. I may even find something in there to blog about.