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British Sitcoms

British SitcomsI love a good British sitcom. Some of my favorites included; Fawlty Towers; My Family;

JimNastics76226May 2019May 2019
JimNastics
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Love is all you need

"Love is all you need"..."Love, love, love. Love is all you need." Well, that's assuming you have enough air to breathe. Because without that, your love is not going to l...

JimNastics4514May 2019May 2019
JimNastics
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I can tear a phone book in half...When I was a kid, it was a really big deal. You could see in newspapers and magazines photos of 'muscle men' advertising body building products and t...

chatillion3814May 2019May 2019
Unknown
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Heres something BOTH sides of the aisle can agree on

Here's something BOTH sides of the aisle can agree on.Satire from The Borowitz Report Americans Favor Fifteen Dollars an Hour for Congress By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Amer...

JimNastics3491Apr 2019Apr 2019
Bentlee
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Weekend for a Threesom

Weekend for a ThreesomGet your minds out of the gutter -- while mine floats by. I have a dog, recently I got another dog both girls. Tonight my daughter will drop off h...

UnFayzed4905Apr 2019Apr 2019
UnFayzed
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Caught on CAM Fight Fight With the Easter Bunny

Caught on CAM; Fight ! Fight ! With the Easter Bunny ??Apparently in Florida you don't mess with the Easter Bunny. He will not only will give you an Easter basket, but a whooping too. Quick as a bunny...

JimNastics3862Apr 2019Apr 2019
JimNastics
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CPHD

C&PHDDR's Fakes, Frauds, and Phonies.... Kind of quizzical that the fellow who calls DR and myself a liar would post this profile: "I have completed...

Unknown4080Apr 2019Go to Last Post
Life

LifeWhen death comes and knocks on our door, none of us have the option to say, " not today, please come back later. " So, if you have that option ,...

usha1232,723121Apr 2019Apr 2019
Unknown
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Willy34115043Apr 2019May 2019
ooby_dooby
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Quotes of the day

Quotes of the day“Really the best day since he got elected,” said Kellyanne Conway, the president’s counselor, about a day on which 400 pages dropped into the public’s...

JimNastics4081Apr 2019Apr 2019
bohemianjack
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Hans471158510Apr 2019Apr 2019
Hans4711
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Putin influences the Mueller report bigly lol

Putin influences the Mueller report 'bigly'. lolSome more satire today from Andy Borowitz; Satire from The Borowitz Report Putin Almost Done Redacting Mueller Report By Andy Borowitz...

JimNastics3792Apr 2019Apr 2019
miclee
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Newest satire by Borowitz funny

Newest satire by Borowitz - funny.Moments ago in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Americans Fear That Former Trump Staffers Will Be Released Into Their Cities...

JimNastics3822Apr 2019Apr 2019
JimNastics
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2 Parrots

2 ParrotsA woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we'...

sweetladydi5996Apr 2019Jul 2019
athought4u
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I whacked it today...I whacked it today and I'm not embarrassed to talk about it. My plans were to drive down to Miami to do laundry and much needed yard work. As schedu...

chatillion3471Apr 2019Apr 2019
JimNastics
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JimNastics4981Apr 2019Apr 2019
Swamie
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Another Trump Administration replacement lol

Another Trump Administration replacement ? lolThis most recent offering is a prime example of Andy Borowitz's terrific wit & satire. It's outlandish, but given the actual behavior of the current...

JimNastics4943Apr 2019Apr 2019
Swamie
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JimNastics4275Apr 2019Apr 2019
JimNastics
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Ginu Spirits... my new business venture!I pondered my next business move and with all that blogging about Koncubine or whatever that brewed tea is called. I have an empty house in Miami that...

chatillion2911Apr 2019Apr 2019
JimNastics
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NEW EARS

NEW EARSA sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of emba...

sweetladydi5070Apr 2019Go to Last Post
Unknown danger of

Unknown danger ofBorrowed a Dehumidifier and made the mistake of leaving it on overnight Woke up this morning with dry eyeballs and so thirsty I could have sucked...

OIdblue6006Apr 2019Apr 2019
OIdblue
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Store Angel

Store AngelI wrecked my car this week and now it's at the collision shop. They're determining whether it's totaled or not. I was waiting a long time on a ride...

Feelingyoung0225133Apr 2019Jan 2022
summercold
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MA AND THE OUTHOUSE

MA AND THE OUTHOUSEMa was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong wit...

sweetladydi6067Apr 2019Apr 2019
LaFonda
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Are You Listening Borty

Are You Listening, Borty??Once upon a time, on another, er, permissive website, a character who professed to a certain fetish posted occasionally, sharing his travels and trava...

xquseme72310Apr 2019May 2019
chatillion
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Nosehair...My grandfather had a forest of ear hair times 2. Unlike him I seem to have gotten an overabundance of nose hair that requires trimming every few weeks...

chatillion4446Apr 2019Apr 2019
chatillion
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The Confession

The ConfessionBless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "'Yes, Father, it is." "And...

Willy34114180Apr 2019Apr 2019
Vierkaesehoch
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April Fool

April Fool!April Fools day has become extraordinary for one unexpected reason - it is now the only day of the year that people query news items on the internet b...

Elegsabiff89218Apr 2019Apr 2019
Kalpataru
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THE NURSE

THE NURSEThe nurse: When you're hospitalized, it pays to be nice to your nurse, even when you're feeling miserable. A bossy businessman learned this the hard...

sweetladydi5390Mar 2019Go to Last Post

I Got My First Date For 2019Its a court date but its a date and I'm dressing up...

Track164366Mar 2019Apr 2019
Karm57
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Save the planet

"Save the planet......It's the only one with chocolate." (On a T-shirt I recently bought)....

JimNastics4314Mar 2019Mar 2019
miclee
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JimNastics71312Mar 2019Apr 2019
jono7
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CUTE BUT FUNNY

CUTE BUT FUNNYA married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost." "What do you mean almost?" questions the pr...

sweetladydi5722Mar 2019Mar 2019
timotie
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She toad dem to cwal unda a wok...It was a spectacular event Friday night. The Conservative Borg mothership came into orbit around Earth and two hundred thousand sleeper cells lit up....

chatillion4121Mar 2019Mar 2019
chatillion
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A foot and a Half

A foot and a Half ,.Marie and Tony were just married, and they're spending their honeymoon night at her mother's house. Maria, being a good Italian girl, is a virgin,...

sweetladydi4910Mar 2019Go to Last Post
A Little old Biker Lady

A Little old Biker LadyLMAO!!! A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all...

sweetladydi5280Mar 2019Go to Last Post
Difference between water and beer

Difference between water and beer......You're never going to believe this...... .........

Hans471176914Mar 2019Mar 2019
LaFonda
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ONE MORE JOKE

ONE MORE JOKE ,A man walks into a bar one night . He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that will be 1 cent." "one penny?" exclaimed the guy....

sweetladydi6012Mar 2019Mar 2019
Bluesky60
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THURSDAY HUMOR

THURSDAY HUMORA huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment yo...

sweetladydi4830Mar 2019Go to Last Post
Wednesday humor

Wednesday humorA small church had a very attractive big-busted organist, Tracey, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the org...

sweetladydi4871Mar 2019Mar 2019
Bluesky60
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JOKE OF THE DAY

JOKE OF THE DAYThe Joke of the Day Quickie in the Bushes There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each ot...

sweetladydi4780Mar 2019Mar 2019
Bluesky60
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Funny But Cute

Funny But CuteA husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher's sermon, so he stopped to sh...

sweetladydi5551Mar 2019Mar 2019
Gentlejim
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More Morning Humor

More Morning HumorRetired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the counter. The woman behind the co...

sweetladydi4943Mar 2019Mar 2019
1to1to1
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