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To make you smile

To make you smileA lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me...

Gentlejim7366Jan 2017Jan 2017
Proficiency1
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Wakeup Kiss

Wakeup KissHave you ever woken up in the morning, just felt lucky that you are alive, looked at the beautiful gal sleeping next to you, and then leaned ove...

JimNastics7236Jan 2017Jan 2017
Unknown
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Shoplifting

ShopliftingAn old lady gets caught shoplifting. On court day the lady and her husband who goes with her stands before the judge and he says to her, "Why did you...

Gentlejim6739Jan 2017Jan 2017
Gentlejim
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YupIt sucks how every girl I am interested in is either taken or has good taste in men...

Track1661610Jan 2017Jan 2017
Track16
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Is It Time For A Nursing Home

Is It Time For A Nursing Home?During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an elderly person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he sai...

Gentlejim64010Jan 2017Jan 2017
pedalguy59
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Strange Stuff tMic Says

Strange Stuff tMic SaysI say some pretty strange things sometimes. Join me for a romp in the playground of my mind. There is no rhyme or reason to it. Some of it is jus...

tMickeyMann7775Jan 2017Jan 2017
tMickeyMann
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Ikea

IkeaHave a nice weekend...

imbackagain1,19035Jan 2017Jan 2017
imbackagain
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Some Humor

Some HumorI’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already. Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shi-tzu. A young blonde fears her hu...

Gentlejim5723Jan 2017Jan 2017
Gentlejim
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Hollyweed

Hollyweed! :)Is there someone here knows who did this? ;)...

MimiHN7463Jan 2017Jan 2017
lllllEnigmalllll
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Track164581Jan 2017Jan 2017
Unknown
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That Explains ItWhen a woman is attracted to a man, she speaks in a higher tone of voice. That explains why every woman I talk to sounds like Barry White...

Track164734Dec 2016Dec 2016
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Show Your Joe

Show Your JoeShow Your Joe...

jarred1468-Dec 2016Go to Last Post
Christmas in the tropics

Christmas in the tropicsHah...You're wrong. I'm not going to complain about the heat. Cause I like it. No, I'm going to complain about my Christmas present. My bad....

Unknown4973Dec 2016Dec 2016
Elegsabiff
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It's FESTIVUS! For The REST OF US!!YOUTUBE The Story Of Festivus Yep! December 23...FESTIVUS! The most irreverent, sacrilegious, un-commercialized holiday that celebrat...

miclee7106Dec 2016Dec 2016
Unknown
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Christmas Party Illusion

Christmas Party IllusionHe spotted her immediately He was starstruck at her beauty Vibrant russet locks flowing down her back Cheekbones cut from pure granite Breasts t...

Unknown1,97334Dec 2016Dec 2016
Unknown
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lolHello? Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause, daddy say but h...

Track164625Dec 2016Dec 2016
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What really went down with Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

What really went down with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?You might call this another 'cold case.' I think we might have enough evidence here to press charges against all those other reindeer. You know the...

cafetwo20106920Dec 2016Dec 2016
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Christmas Humor

Christmas HumorI once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.” Q: Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen al...

Gentlejim4902Dec 2016Dec 2016
miclee
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Would You Believe It?My neighbor came knocking on my door at 3 am. Can you believe it, 3 am? Luckily for him, I was still up playing my drums....

Track1646310Dec 2016Dec 2016
Proficiency1
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The Benefits of Laser Vision Correction

The Benefits of Laser Vision CorrectionMany folks will be nervous regarding the treatment with questions like what if something goes wrong? So it's a very understandable fear. I had a hard...

Unknown4031Dec 2016Dec 2016
Unknown
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Track1673912Dec 2016Dec 2016
Gypsytramp
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Christmas Shopping

Christmas ShoppingFrank and Dianne were in a local shopping center just before Christmas. Dianne suddenly noticed that Frank was missing, and as they had a lot to d...

Gentlejim5535Dec 2016Dec 2016
EllaBellisima
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A Few Laughs

A Few LaughsA police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping...

Gentlejim5692Dec 2016Dec 2016
Gentlejim
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Attention

AttentionI learned long ago some people are just smug self righteous a**hole...begging for attention... Crying in public about how they are mistreated...

loulou771,86459Dec 2016Dec 2016
loulou77
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lolA man was complaining to a friend, "I had it all - money, a magnificent house, a fast car, the love of a beautiful woman... then, poof! It was all gon...

Track164811Dec 2016Dec 2016
Ummka
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:-)I'm corresponding with a scammer right now, bantering back and forth! Trying to set a 'booby' trap for him!...

Dreamcatcher9998111Dec 2016Dec 2016
truheart1941
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Gentlejim7124Dec 2016Dec 2016
imbackagain
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Christmas Humor

Christmas HumorWhy was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper! What do you get when you...

Gentlejim4470Dec 2016Dec 2016
miclee
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Track165271Dec 2016Dec 2016
1to1to1
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Who do you want down your chimney Xmas eve

Who do you want down your chimney Xmas eveBagsy berrysmoothie in that outfit.....Don't think they make chimney big enough for chunky bums mind...

Unknown7674Dec 2016Dec 2016
Unknown
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Dead Penguins I never knew this

Dead Penguins - I never knew this!Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that...

Gentlejim7284Dec 2016Dec 2016
miclee
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LEXOPHILIA WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP

LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?A lexophile of course! • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. • England has no kidney bank, bu...

Gentlejim6004Dec 2016Dec 2016
Conrad73
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Track165432Dec 2016Dec 2016
unlaoised
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MURPHYS OTHER 15 LAWS

MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is...

Gentlejim5770Dec 2016Dec 2016
miclee
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just for fun

just for funA man walks into a pub, notices a very large jar on the counter,and sees that it's 'stuffed solid' with £10 notes. He guesses there must be at least t...

dutchfreckles5292Dec 2016Dec 2016
miclee
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Track161,0131Dec 2016Dec 2016
oldblue54
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Donald and Hillary Go Fishing in the Winter

Donald and Hillary Go Fishing in the Winter...How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call ? With an fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in January, of course!...

Gentlejim6358Dec 2016Dec 2016
Catfoot
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miclee6224Dec 2016Dec 2016
ashlander
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Oops

OopsHis request approved, the CNN News photographer chartered a flight from the local airport, and was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him a...

Elegsabiff70313Dec 2016Dec 2016
Solamente
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Its Friday....Whats the height of being intoxicated? When you walk across the dance floor to buy another drink and you win the Singles Dance Competition.. Yo...

Lukeon95012Dec 2016Dec 2016
Lukeon
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10 complaint

$10 complaintA man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"...

Gentlejim6223Dec 2016Dec 2016
miclee
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Test for Dementia

Test for DementiaBelow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?...

Gentlejim6789Nov 2016Nov 2016
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