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The curmudgeon, hard arse take on life, and use of humor, level of honesty, depth of charity, scrappy disposition, questionable judgment, dim views of many others---especially those perceived as less fortunate, critical view of organized faith and those so disposed, envy --always misdirected, deep denial, cavalier attitude toward kind friends, and much more. Pleased for the progress, so far, but the art is truly long. All began when I saw that liberals seem to love the universe at the expense of the individual. And conservatives love the individual, at the expense of the masses.

From time to time, in less halcyon days, which I have known. So to truncate the Karma, I try to do the same. Today, took a friend to the station for quick bus to Boston----she's seeing Sir Elton tonight at the garden, with childhood pals. Since it was on the way, me and my motor head took a friend to check out a motor camper, which was junk, and he was happy to get my opinion. Sellers were enough to drive each other and anyone within hearing distance nuts---one of those couples who are ueber controlling, to others and to each other. A Godess sent match. No, you can't drive it, we will. Wipe feet before entering, I (Mrs.) spent hours on that floor. Would the dog like some water---he places about 20 ml in a tiny glass---Bravo just walked away. Endless talk from her about what a deal it was and how she's passed up many to wait for us---we were early. We won't take a penny less than asking price. And so on. So we discussed lots on the way back. His politics are way left of mine, and he spent a lot of time dissing Senator Susan C. And others of my heroes. But I learned a good deal, and we seemed to get along. He's a reporter, and just returned from a junket to Norway, funded by environmentalists hoping to stop the Norske from building of the world's largest indoor salmon farm, in this little hamlet. Depleting the ground water, polluting the ocean bay and leveling many trees. Norway won't allow it there. Progress.

I have some wealthy clients who know a healthy diet and exercise doesn't always 'hold back the years' and they resort to a little 'nip & tuck' (read: plastic surgery) to maintain their youthful appearance.

Many years ago, I was working for a custom millwork shop and assigned to work on a project for the new offices of a famous plastic surgeon. It was reported his first client scheduled in the new facility was actor Leslie Nielson. This happened shortly before he filmed The Naked Gun movie.

You can quote me on this: "Good plastic surgery is when people say you look terrific and scratch their head wondering how you look so fine and they don't."

I knew a local designer who really got his money's worth. They pulled his face tight... like a bongo drum! It was so strange, people often talked about it. He wore a full wig but his arthritic body appeared to be screaming in pain. You could see darkened age spots in his hands. I'm guessing he was in his 70's.

A boss I worked for was Scottish and had the trait of 'Jawls' where his cheeks drooped and eyelids also had excessive skin. His son had the same traits/characteristics and after graduating high-school had surgery to remove his baggy eyelids. The surgeon trimmed the extra skin at the fold line/wrinkle in his eyelids. Surgery... success.
Exercise made sweat drip into his eyes causing irritation. After surgery the problem was greatly reduced.

Maybe you've seen the real-life woman obsessed to look like Barbie, where the young woman had a Blepharoplasty... literally tightly pulling the skin around her eyes. Frightening to think someone so young would spend so much on looks... considering she was beautiful to start with.

I used to say, when turn 60 I'm going to have my 'bags fixed' a trait with me as long as I can remember, including baby pictures. I've heard all excuses why I have them... lack of sleep, allergy, hereditary. Instead of a trip to a plastic surgeon, I took a trip to China and that was a better investment. The idea plastic surgery has dropped so far down on my do list I'm not thinking about it anymore.

Everyone has reasons to justify plastic surgery. Not every surgery comes out as expected. There are hundreds of internet photos showing botched facelifts, many are of movie stars... people who can afford the best, unfortunately it turns out to be the worst.

I discussed with my wife if she wanted a boob job. We know it's expensive. I've got some of the money saved and I would have to take a bank loan for the rest. She doesn't want to go into debt over surgery, so my only suggestion is to get one boob done now and the other when we have more money.

Romeo & Juliet- The modern version by William Mapshake

At a nightclub in 1976 Romeo was doing his best to impress a bird he fancied called Julie, His dancing skills worked and they fell in love.

The next day they walked hand in hand to a chemist for an after the act contraceptive pill but found out they had not been invented yet.

Over a Costa coffee they decided that although their parents hated each other due to Juliet’s dad selling a shite car to Romeo’s dad they would get have to get married in secret.

They flew over to Vegas and at the Elvis Presley One Dollar Church they got married, gambled a bit and watched a Tom Jones show before returning to England.

Juliet’s high school sweetheart named Paris had meanwhile appeared on the scene after a lengthy prison sentence for theft of kitchen and kitchen related storage items and wanted “His bird”.

He knew how to appeal to Juliet’s Mom and bribed her with a huge amount of Tupperware so he could marry Juliet and in time take over the used car business; Juliet was a bit angry but had to agree as she knew her mom had already used the salad spinner and 3 freezer containers.

After a few Gin and Tonics Juliet decided to fake her own death as she couldn’t be arsed marrying Paris, Her dealer pal gave her some sleeping pills and she took them and fell asleep.

She looked dead so was laid out for the family to look at, Poor Romeo saw her stiff lifeless body and promptly hanged himself with his new floral orange and brown bedspread.

When Julie awoke she heard that her secret love and hubby and kicked the bucket, she decided that she would also kill herself and did.

The moral of the story…Tupperware is rubbish and not worth dying for and condoms save lives.

When I’m feeling self satisfied or smug about some achievement, the greatness of which is no doubt considerably more impressive in my mind than in anyone else’s, I often find myself the victim of an unconscious part of my psychology that obviously begrudges my feeling excessive pride in myself.

As I go about my business, in a very pleased with myself state of mind, often as not, I will very painfully stub my toe on something or sharply bump my elbow or embarrassingly trip up in front of someone. It’s as if one part of me is saying to another part of me, who the fcuk do you think you are?

And, to be honest, if I was the subconscious part of me, I would do exactly the same.

what's his name? My dad could forget your name as quickly as you introduce yourself, but he would remember your face, the place, the car you drove and what you were wearing.
I take after my dad.
Stuck in sales, I'm meeting customers, designers, contractors all the time. I write their names on a tablet. Any thing I can do to remember helps. For example: "Hello Michele, is that one L or two?" It seems to work for me. Repeat their name on the greeting, write it down and make lots of notes!

How You Feel If You Are At a Hospital, With Your Sick Child!
And Suddenly He Turn Blue!

A Nurse Near By Became Aware of.It!
And She Inmmediately!
Start to Do Mouth To Mouth Resuscitation On Your Child!
And She Saves Your Sons Life!
And It Happen, That ,She is Muslim!

"Do You Still Will Hate Muslims"?
That Did Happen To Me!
And Its Could Happen To You!
"Stop Divisions"!
We All Need Each Other!
We All Need To Get Along!
By falicia

What is Your Oppinion?

Attention Single People who m are Looking for Dates!
"Please" Take Care of Your Breath!
"Please" Make Sure you Have a "Fresh Breath" Before You Meet Your Date!
Because Is Been Happen Just Too Many Times!
That People Are Loosing Dates Just for that Reason!
" Bad Breath"
"Dental Cavities Is Not Good Excuse"
You Need to Spend Time Brushing your Teeth!
At List 5 Minutes at Time!
Up and Down In and Out!
Brushing Not Just Your Teeth, but Your Gums and Tongue too!
In Severe casesUse " Cepacol Unti Bacterial Solution ( By Bayer)
You could get it, from Chemist Near You!
Also Use" Listerine Strips"They are sort of Gums"
Keep them always in your Pockets, or Hand Bags!
Together With Mints Gums!
Use its After Every Time you Eat a Meal at a Restaurant!
Good Luck with Your Date!
BY falicia

Wha is Your Oppinion!

This scene has taught one of the greatest life lessons, don't give up!

If you want to achieve something in your life, this video shows you how to get it.

Well 3.50am here in my new adopted coutry portugal.oh what a buetiful place this is.Oh no!!! what have I said .you lot wiil invade the place and it will be like bloody calaforia.

Any way bin out tonight it deosn,t start till 9 or 10 and goes on till well 4 in most places.sorry i,m banging on a bit.

No getting to the title "undercarriage"

It,s bin noted (yes I do read some of the garbage)that I might be paired up with snoocomsy.

Well I quite feel this is an houner as she,s my cup of tea .Inteelegent,good looking,nice body but alas 51 and i,m 65 I could be here father.
So theoreticaly if we did link up she would be disapionted as I now have problems with dropping and retracting my"UNDERCARRIAGE"

As you know my know I was a flying instructor.

Hense Flyme1.

Keep posative always Love Love Love.