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USA - Referendum
With all this mud slinging and hate between left and right a public referendum could come in nicely to decide if the POTUS should or should not be impeached.
Democracy at its best?
JMO
Democracy at its best?
JMO
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A new supermarket opened in my area. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
The newest Democrat demand upon the Senate lol
Today in The New Yorker;
There's no doubt, that Giuliani, the bumbling buffoon, would inadvertantly implicate Trump's involvement in several crimes, that we didn't even know about.... yet, and even show us evidence of such on his cell phone.
For C-SPAN it would be must-see TV, and for Trump the end of his presidency.
In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Democrats Demand That Giuliani Be Trump’s Lawyer at Impeachment Trial
By Andy Borowitz
11:00 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Rudolph Giuliani’s offer to act as Donald J. Trump’s defense attorney at the President’s impeachment trial has received unanimous support from congressional Democrats, who are now demanding that he perform such a role.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer told reporters on Tuesday that Giuliani’s participation as Trump’s lawyer during his Senate trial was, as far as they were concerned, “nonnegotiable.”
“Rudy Giuliani has demonstrated over the past three years that he can represent the President as no one else can,” Pelosi said. “If he is not the President’s lawyer in the Senate, that would be a deal-breaker for me.”
Concurring with Pelosi, Schumer added, “My Democratic colleagues in the Senate are prepared to pay Mr. Giuliani’s hourly fees, in cash, to make this thing happen.”
Pelosi indicated that Democrats were now willing to back off their earlier demands for witnesses at the trial. “No witnesses,” she said. “Just Giuliani.”
Appearing on Fox News, Giuliani said that he was “a little surprised” by the Democrats’ enthusiastic support, adding, “Nancy Pelosi even offered to drive me to work every morning, which I thought was really nice.”
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell did not answer reporters’ questions about a possible role for Giuliani in the impeachment trial, nor would he confirm reports that he had given the Senate’s security desk a photo of Giuliani with instructions to bar his entry.
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Democrats Demand That Giuliani Be Trump’s Lawyer at Impeachment Trial
By Andy Borowitz
11:00 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Rudolph Giuliani’s offer to act as Donald J. Trump’s defense attorney at the President’s impeachment trial has received unanimous support from congressional Democrats, who are now demanding that he perform such a role.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer told reporters on Tuesday that Giuliani’s participation as Trump’s lawyer during his Senate trial was, as far as they were concerned, “nonnegotiable.”
“Rudy Giuliani has demonstrated over the past three years that he can represent the President as no one else can,” Pelosi said. “If he is not the President’s lawyer in the Senate, that would be a deal-breaker for me.”
Concurring with Pelosi, Schumer added, “My Democratic colleagues in the Senate are prepared to pay Mr. Giuliani’s hourly fees, in cash, to make this thing happen.”
Pelosi indicated that Democrats were now willing to back off their earlier demands for witnesses at the trial. “No witnesses,” she said. “Just Giuliani.”
Appearing on Fox News, Giuliani said that he was “a little surprised” by the Democrats’ enthusiastic support, adding, “Nancy Pelosi even offered to drive me to work every morning, which I thought was really nice.”
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell did not answer reporters’ questions about a possible role for Giuliani in the impeachment trial, nor would he confirm reports that he had given the Senate’s security desk a photo of Giuliani with instructions to bar his entry.
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
There's no doubt, that Giuliani, the bumbling buffoon, would inadvertantly implicate Trump's involvement in several crimes, that we didn't even know about.... yet, and even show us evidence of such on his cell phone.
For C-SPAN it would be must-see TV, and for Trump the end of his presidency.
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Well, maybe I should have known better.
The wait staff at this restaurant had a terrible attitude.
The chef and manager didn't seem to care at all.
They would just call out the restaurant name every time I complained.
Like that would make a difference.
Perhaps I should have known better.
But, I love sashimi and pickled ginger and I like sushi too.
So, I took a chance.
However, I guess I should have gotten a hint from the restaurant's name.
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The chef and manager didn't seem to care at all.
They would just call out the restaurant name every time I complained.
Like that would make a difference.
Perhaps I should have known better.
But, I love sashimi and pickled ginger and I like sushi too.
So, I took a chance.
However, I guess I should have gotten a hint from the restaurant's name.
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online today!
Away From The Beaten track
Lets us take a road that no one likes to walk
A dark road ,Whear no Sun light comes...
Only dark feelings
of being lost cold and without hope..
Have any one here fellt like Tosca ?
Any thing goes
A dark road ,Whear no Sun light comes...
Only dark feelings
of being lost cold and without hope..
Have any one here fellt like Tosca ?
Any thing goes
Maxine Waters Gets Duped By Fake Greta Thunberg Claiming She Has Dirt on President Trump’s Dealings
Low IQ Congresswoman Maxine Waters (D-CA) got duped by notorious Russian pranksters, Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov — AGAIN.
Russian pranksters Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov, who go by the stage names Vovan and Lexus, trolled the hell out of a woman who identified herself as Maxine Waters and convinced her that Swedish green teen activist Greta Thunberg had dirt on Trump’s dealings with Ukraine.
These same pranksters tricked Adam Schiff into believing they had nude photos of President Trump that could be used as blackmail.
The fake Greta Thunberg along with her ‘father’ get on the phone and convince Maxine Waters into throwing her support behind an island that doesn’t even exist.
“What’s the name of the island they are targeting?” Waters asked.
“Chunga-Changa,” said the pranksters.
Maxine Waters falls for it and goes on a three-minute rant addressing a non-existent audience, throwing her support behind Greta’s work to protect the island of “Chunga-Changa.”
Greta Thunberg’s ‘father’ then divulges to Waters that he has some confidential and damaging insider information on Trump’s dealings with Ukraine from Greta’s meeting with Trump at the UN.
“ said to her, ‘You know, little girl, nobody believe you anyway, I will tell you the truth. I really pushed on Ukrainian president and you know that you will never achieve your goals like those congressional fools that accuse me,” Greta’s ‘father’ said to Waters.
“Oh my God, he mentioned the Ukrainian president?” Waters responds.
Rest of the story with audio:
Russian pranksters Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov, who go by the stage names Vovan and Lexus, trolled the hell out of a woman who identified herself as Maxine Waters and convinced her that Swedish green teen activist Greta Thunberg had dirt on Trump’s dealings with Ukraine.
These same pranksters tricked Adam Schiff into believing they had nude photos of President Trump that could be used as blackmail.
The fake Greta Thunberg along with her ‘father’ get on the phone and convince Maxine Waters into throwing her support behind an island that doesn’t even exist.
“What’s the name of the island they are targeting?” Waters asked.
“Chunga-Changa,” said the pranksters.
Maxine Waters falls for it and goes on a three-minute rant addressing a non-existent audience, throwing her support behind Greta’s work to protect the island of “Chunga-Changa.”
Greta Thunberg’s ‘father’ then divulges to Waters that he has some confidential and damaging insider information on Trump’s dealings with Ukraine from Greta’s meeting with Trump at the UN.
“ said to her, ‘You know, little girl, nobody believe you anyway, I will tell you the truth. I really pushed on Ukrainian president and you know that you will never achieve your goals like those congressional fools that accuse me,” Greta’s ‘father’ said to Waters.
“Oh my God, he mentioned the Ukrainian president?” Waters responds.
Rest of the story with audio:
Sealed for your protection...
I believe it started in 1982 when some people were poisoned from taking Tylenol that had cyanide in them. After those horrible episodes, all manufacturers changed the way their packaged products.
From the official story, one man attempted to extort $1 million from Johnson & Johnson, the makers of Tylenol. His attempt miserably failed and he served more than 10 years of a 20 year jail sentence.
Some had important titles like "Tamper resistant packaging" that made me laugh as it didn't 'resist' anything. I did find one British company actually had a correct statement "Tamper evident" In that, any attempt to open the package clearly showed someone tampered with the product.
To eliminate buyer fear of purchasing products, another catchy widely used phrase read "Sealed for your protection" but, who are they kidding... it was sealed for THEIR protection as no one wanted to be sued for insufficient product warning.
Even condom packaging was changed as someone could easily damage a package with a pin raising the risk of disease or pregnancy. In that case, I believe those products should be labelled "Sealed for your projection"
Get it... your projection !!
From the official story, one man attempted to extort $1 million from Johnson & Johnson, the makers of Tylenol. His attempt miserably failed and he served more than 10 years of a 20 year jail sentence.
Some had important titles like "Tamper resistant packaging" that made me laugh as it didn't 'resist' anything. I did find one British company actually had a correct statement "Tamper evident" In that, any attempt to open the package clearly showed someone tampered with the product.
To eliminate buyer fear of purchasing products, another catchy widely used phrase read "Sealed for your protection" but, who are they kidding... it was sealed for THEIR protection as no one wanted to be sued for insufficient product warning.
Even condom packaging was changed as someone could easily damage a package with a pin raising the risk of disease or pregnancy. In that case, I believe those products should be labelled "Sealed for your projection"
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