Though the blind lady touring the White House did not see Trump kick her seeing eye dog, she heard the thump and heard the loud yelp of her helper, followed by the retreating scurry of feet toward the Oval Office.
Since the blind lady saw nothing, nothing was said of the incident by White House staff.
So that is it. That is how easy it is to create a false story.
Keep that is mind next time you hear a story about democrats abusing an innocent Trump follower.
Hot off the press - Today in The New Yorker;
In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Calls Biden’s Pro-Empathy Message Offensive to Sociopaths
By Andy Borowitz
August 21, 2020
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it “hurtful and insulting,” Donald J. Trump on Friday said that Joe Biden’s pro-empathy speech at the Democratic National Convention was “deeply offensive” to the nation’s sociopaths.
Blasting Biden’s incendiary pro-compassion rhetoric, Trump said that the “roomful of sociopaths” with whom he watched the speech found it “alienating and divisive.”
“I was watching with Jared, Stephen Miller, and Mitch McConnell, and when Biden started in on the empathy stuff, we all felt very alone,” he said. “He said that he wants to be a President for all Americans, but I guess that doesn’t include sociopaths.”
Calling Biden “a puppet of compassionate extremists,” he demanded that the former Vice-President apologize to every sociopath in the country.
“Sociopaths have feelings, just not for other people,” he said.
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian
who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
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I'm voting for Biden too Melania.
*Beep beep* Human, take me to your leader
Which one? We have hundreds. All hostile to illegal aliens
We bring gifts - a cure for your virus AND a vaccine. An end to the panic!
oh right
they definitely won't talk to you. They're stoking the panic.
but your world is in turmoil! So many hysterical if someone exhales within 20 feet of them! So many refusing to admit there is a virus at all! We've come a long way to help you!
Listen, bud. You'd have to register your stuff for testing and then for registering and there's a queue. Lots of vaccines and cures in the pipeline. You want to waltz in here and jump the queue? Not going to happen.
But ours WORKS
Yeah? Every pharmaceutical company on earth will fight you every inch of the way. ESPECIALLY if it works.
Ignore them. Let the people rise up and demand their rights. We have enough vaccine for all!
Yeah, well - lots of people are, mmm, paranoid. They'd refuse a vaccine if it was developed right here on earth. So – um, sorry
You’re nuts, you know that?
yes we are. But thanks for trying.
online now!
It's the talk that president Trump wants his face on Mount Rushmore, or at least he's suggested it would be a good idea. I'm thinking it's a joke, but some fact checking say it's true.
Sure Donald, you can bring it up as much as you want, but there's one stipulation...
You have to have died many years ago!!
I suppose they can privatize it and call it Mount Trumpmore.
And now a word or three from Randy Rainbow