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online today!
I want to know where she lives, too!!
Why are you Crying...........................
what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"
She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon."
I said, "Well, why are you crying?"
She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favourite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m."
I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
She said, "I can't understand
nor remember
where I am living now..
online today!
The smell of your fingers...
I doubt other people resort to this... but that's the way I'm wired.
Fun
So they unplugged my computer and threw out my wine.
Evidently you can now get your # 46 decoder ring
San Francisco Walgreens Introduces New Frequent Looter Rewards Punch Card
"If you can't beat 'em, I guess all you can do is join 'em," said Sandra Lopez, regional manager in charge of 8 locations in the Bay Area. "We don't even have regular shoppers anymore—just looters."
The new punch cards will help looters keep track of their visits and allow store owners to better track their shrink levels so they can more easily make insurance claims.
"Yes, I realize this makes no sense. Some might even call it insane," said Lopez, "but nothing makes sense here in San Francisco. I'm not even sure what I'm doing here anymore. The only reason I even still live here is that there are no more U-Hauls available."
San Francisco's DA has confirmed that looters who visit a Walgreens 10 times will be awarded a free pack of cigarettes and a mail-in voter registration.
2022
So I wish everyone a great 2016
"I only have eyes for you"
"Here's looking at you kid"
What ?
Was there something else you wanted for XMas ?
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