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The language is such that often it implies we did stuff that we actually had little or nothing to do with..
Such as....

I grew my hair long. No you didn't, you just didn't cut it.

I hurt my arm. What, did you like take a hammer to it?

I grew my fingernails. Did you? Really?

I fell asleep. Did you take a class to learn how to do that?

I went to the bathroom. Partially correct. Only partially.

I didn't digest lunch so well. Probably was sleeping through that class too.



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Judge Aileen Mercedes Cannon was selected to hear the case of Trump v. United States in August 2022. Since then, she's been in the news almost on a daily basis. With so much coverage, I'm surprised there is only ONE photo the news media uses of this woman. One.

I say, "What's up with that?"



Seriously, aren't there any selfies with her and Donald at a Mar-a-Lago dinner party after he appointed her to the position?

I see Joe met with Xi in California and discussed future relations between the 2 countries. Xi assured Joe that all is well and soon Pandas will be arriving to make up for the one on loan that had to be returned.

After what seemed a productive meeting between U.S. President Joe Biden and Chinese President Xi Jinping in San Francisco on Wednesday, an offhand remark by Biden could set back the relationship that the two leaders were working to mend.

“After today, would you still refer to President Xi as a dictator?” a CNN reporter asked Biden at the end of a post-summit briefing, referring to the President’s previous labeling of the Chinese leader that has incensed Beijing before.

“Well, look, he is. I mean he’s a dictator in the sense that here’s a guy who runs a country that is a communist country based on a form of government totally different than ours,” Biden responded.

Tag. ) ..deep Tom Fakes...

A study was done and the result said that women were happier with less attractive men.

Do that mean i am attractive?

A 12 year old boy was told to research the inner workings of the economy and he consulted his father.

His father said:
"Son, an economy works very much like our household. I am the breadwinner who provide for everybody; therefore I am the capitalist. Your mother works with the money within the strict framework of the budget, so she is the government. You are the people. Your baby sister is the future and her babysitter is the working class. Simple as that."

The boy was sceptical about the explanation but decided to leave it there.

Later that night the boy heard his baby sister crying and a quick look revealed that she needed a clean diaper (nappy). He tried to wake his mother from her drunken stupor but failed, so he went to the babysitter. He found his father on top of the babysitter. Not knowing what to do, he quietly went back to his bed.

The next morning he told his father that he finally understood how the economy works. When his father asked him to explain he said: "While the government is asleep, the capitalist screws the working class. The people are ignored while the future is in the shìt."

The PS artists' works are really good these days. Feel free to contribute recent Political Satire.

Ivanka is scheduled to appear (by order of the court) Wednesday next week to testify in the New York fraud trial of the Trump organization case. You know, she and Jared have moved to Miami and she's busying raising children. Pretty terrible duty mom as she's appealing on the grounds that she would face 'undue hardship' to find childcare during a school week.


Ivanka dahlink, tell security I'll be there Monday afternoon and I'll bring a suitable nanny. We'll 'hold the fort' until you return. Don't worry... I'll arrange the whole thing, no charge!

This is some hilarious stuff. Women...take notes.