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and how is every one this wonder fullllll.......Saturday afternoon ???

Oswald Chambers: God does not give us overcoming life-He gives us life as we overcome. But we have to take initiative. If we will take initiative to overcome, we will find that we have the inspiration of God, because He immediately gives us the power of life.

Oswald Chambers: Every element of our own self reliance must be put to death by the power of God. The moment we recognize our complete weakness and our ((dependence)) upon Him will be the very moment that the Spirit of God will exhibit His power.

I am the type of person I have to have a plan in my day, I am not a free styler. Bet your saying this guy using Chambers a lot lol. Yes I do what he teaches and says is so ((clear)) you can't twist it and it's non debatable. You can the Bible sad but true, ticks me off to see that happen. So I kinda found a way of teaching that can't be debated. (((AMEN)))

What was Oswald saying up there??? Well it's like this. As I said in the last devotion I can go through my day assuming I'm under grace or I can know I'm under Grace. It's good to know and to have (((confidence))) that devil guy is a bully a serious bully. So I mean what?? going to assume things or have a gameplan in your days?

I'll tell you my gameplan and has been for 6 years now and it works. I pray all the time in my head, I have full dependence on the Lord in my self and temptations, I let Him stir my heart and convictions, for ((my shoes)) not Billy's. I give the Lord respect and that brings His fullness in my life. I don't assume He forgives me of ...... or wear a rainbow shirt or hug people or say Lord Have mercy!!!!!!!!

Those things annoy me to the 100th power. Ok a clue people the rainbow is OT and ((only)) a promise not to flood the earth again, and natural love can never cover sin, I'm sure Hitler hugged his soldiers for a good days work or some women who knows, and the ((extent)) of God's mercy is in His Spirit. Using these things to cover guilt is total insanity.

So assuming things kinda makes us look like religious people with no gameplan. Ok change that start receiving the Lord as much as possible in your days or stress and worry and fear. Jesus came to deliver us from burdens not to lay them on us. Take my yolk for it is easy and light. He never said suffer!!!!!!!!!! He said when bad times come take my yolk and learn from me.

So wearing a I'm forgiven not perfect T shirt doesn't impress the Lord lol. He wants people totally consumed in His Love to be who we are called to be. I'm not perfect I don't care to be and I sure am not going to be fake to prove a God that can prove Himself. I simple have a gameplan everyday of my life and I make sure I am consumed in His love to be pleasing to Him.
Remember the only thing that pleases God is HImself. So the gameplan is ((pray)) ((receive His love)) ((Live in His Love)) and no one alive can judge you, no one. Who's above Him??? tell me?? apply that and be free of religious burdens.
God sense 101

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Relations may be based on business

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Possibilty of abusive relationships

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Look forward for huge debt in near future

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

That combination will be life's biggest disaster

Why do we call oranges orange, but we do not call apples red, limes green, or lemons yellow?

Because they cannot make up a name for oranges. May be they should name them juicies.


* OFFICE ARITHMETIC *

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Possibilty of tax fraud

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Overworked employees will increase sick leaves

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Boss's job at risk

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Increased chances of company bankruptcy

When snow melts where does the white go?

It flows away with the melting snow.


*SHOPPING MATH *

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for items that she doesn't need.

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Because it is not stick to the lips. So you can use the lipstick to move around your lips.


* GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS *

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. **

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

I am rest assured you cannot get baby oil from a baby squeeze. You will only let the baby scream.


* HAPPINESS *
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. **


* LONGEVITY *

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only one bra?

A pair of pants is used for two legs. Answer about Bra only ladies know.


* PROPENSITY TO CHANGE *

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. **

Why is a bell only heard once it rings?

I cannot hear a non ringing bell. How about you ?

I MISS YOU NOT BECAUSE YOU MISS ME BUT BECAUSE YOU TAUGHT ME HOW TO FEEL THE EMPTINESS WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE.I LOVE YOU NOT BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME BUT BECAUSE YOU TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING.I NEVER KNEW EXISTED BEFORE.

I DON'T ASK YOU TO STAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE,STAY AS LONG AS YOU WANT.NO WHY'S,NO HOW'S,NO BUT'S NO PROMISES.JUST STAY.IT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH.

i need a life partner from whole world but i prefer norway.my mail box is still empty.i want serious relationship.exchange mail with me and find ia m good or bad?

soo hard to find a genuine man with the real good heart n honest n no game.I hv tried many times, but still no luck to find him.

now, i really dont know how to find a good man for my self.
anyone could help me ?

IF KISSES WERE STARS, I'D GIVE YOU THE SKY.IF TOUCHES WERE TEARS,I WOULD CRY.IF LOVE WAS WATER,I'D GIVE YOU THE SEA.AND BE WITH YOU FOREVER FOR ALL ETERNITY.

I'LL REACH FOR YOUR HAND IN THE COLD OF WINTER,I'LL REACH FOR YOUR HAND IN THE HEAT OF SUMMER.BUT IF MY SHORT LIFE CAN'T REACH THE DAWN OF SPRING,I PROMISE IN HEAVEN,I'LL REACH YOU WITH MY WINGS.

A kiss can range from a simple peck on the cheek to that truly life altering experience. They can brighten your day from a new found friend,they can be the simple kindling to set your soul on fire. From soft nuzzling, nibbling kisses along the nape of your neck trailing lower down the spine leaving a trail of hot coals where they touch coupled with a low menacing growl can melt a woman instantly, each burning its way into your skin, to those OMG rippping your clothes off Hell Yeah kisses that leave no doubt of the givers intention. They can comfort a child, remove tears from a lovers cheek or simply say hello. What other interaction can we share with so many different people? Long drawn out kisses that go on and on and on... mmmm sorry got lost in that thought. You kiss your mother, your wife, your kids, maybe a few close friends, your girlfriend, someone you just met perhaps, or even a stranger on New Years Eve. A kiss is My bet for the most versatile form of communication. There is not much that can compare with a truly good kisser. Just this Mans opinion.