Most Commented Humor Poems (1,868)

Angry dwarfA dwarf has his reasons never discuss the finer points of pole vaulting...

Theft By ThoughtTheft By Thought I daydream, a penny for my thoughts in fact they come in fits and stops! I think, only to see what I can find, though...

LikeJust playing with words ... Like ... when you study a language and every word is so interesting. :-)...

JohnRyan2004There was a lad called John Ryan Who tought all the lassies looked fine He charmed them well Then rang on their bell But he got the wrong one this...

How Mean Was He ?He’d peel an orange in his pocket...

Dodges PoemIt's just random...

Buyer Of Vanity fairWe sleep in the boughs' of love! But reality so exceptional; Its called life; controller be time. Yet to find a life; we be to do thousands mist...

Two –Time LooserThis is written about some one that I was once married to lol...

?If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving ain't the sport for you....

Your having a laughLighthearted take on celebs...

fishermana true fisherman is a decent lad, one who can fish across the land... for any size fish and pole in hand..from early morning to late at night,hoping t...

Get NoticedThrow that shoe ... Get on the wagon and join in .. Make a game of throwing that shoe .. Who can you throw at today .....

haiku...lol#2 The grasshopper hops where to is a mystery to little old me....

I met you in my dreams (part one)Sorry it is so long and in 2 parts.It started as a romantic poem but after 2 lines my wicked sence of humour took over and I could not stop writing.I...

"vices"“vices” have you had your vice today? probably two or three anyway it takes some practice to do ‘em right smokin’ and drinkin’ and stayin’ up al...

A Note from SantaJust a note from Santa, I don't want to complain But you've blocked off all the chimneys, That really is a pain. There was no key under the mat...

All In the findingThis is just the funny little stuff that makes a realtion ship what it should be to me not just a load of lies but humanity at its finest....

Funny honeyyour my honey your my sweet your my pumpkin pie to eat you my sugar and my spices your my icing and my ices your my candy your my cake oops...

!don!t>put>God>on>!hold!~>she~>has~a~*sence*~of~^hu^mor^~ ~>ya~>no~> !_how_ev_er_> =i=>wouldn!t=>push=it!...

Pink or Pinky?To sexy for my brain to remember....

The Princess and the KnaveThis poem was inspired by a song from a very famous artist. See can you guess the song or the artist....

deletedelete...

candy heartif i forgot anything just imagine its there to...

SurprisesOctober '07. I must have been feeling optimistic this day! :)...

Hands on Business......True Tale No.1Foreword: If you folks can indulge me, I'd like to share with the poetry people, three interesting incidents from the past. I recall an incident...

Dice RollinGoofy take on what it's like to see someone for the first time... Don't lie guys you do it too....

vanitynothing seems right in the world system. I can not see any sanity in all the recent wars.I think we are all crazy...

'Getting Married'Never say Never...

cruciverbalistlife's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)...

Moola JiveI love money, I love cash. I’ve got to keep my money in a stash. ‘Cause money and me’s a spendin’ spree. A buck, a buck, a buck, a buck, a buck....

HiddenYou never know what the snow hides....

Code redA question mark hangs overhead, on all we've done, and all we've said, true to me or true to you, colour brown or colour blue, action stations on...

Kings Command Part 2The king sent for his physician, A noble doctor indeed, Who read the instructions To the king, who needed Relief from his torture. " Your Royal...