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The Three Little Pigs A New Story Part 2 of 4 Poem

The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 2 of 4)This story was inspired by Cheech and Chong...

steve12236016Apr 2012Apr 2012
steve1223
Surprise Limerick Poem

Surprise LimerickThere is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead....

studecar9946Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
Where is my car Poem

Where is my car?This has happened a few times for me and it always frustrates me. At least at Walmart I always park in lane number 7....

mcradloff5806Oct 2012Oct 2012
mcradloff
check into debt Poem

check into debtThese places should not exist, like legalized gambling, it is a hidden tax on the poor and uneducated. The nastiest call I ever got was from one of t...

mcradloff5836Oct 2012Oct 2012
mcradloff
Nothing Overlooked Poem

Nothing OverlookedNothing is more than just a simple word Its an adjective, a noun, it's a subject,or a verb Whats in the box? nothing at all Anticipation with excit...

fjamesj97019056Nov 2012Apr 2013
fjamesj9701
She Who Lives In a Cave Poem

She Who Lives In a CaveI once knew a Lady who lived far away In the hillside a cave her abode On her knees she would pray every day Send someone for me to love Up on a...

steve12234076Dec 2012Dec 2012
steve1223
GOOD MORNING Poem

GOOD MORNING!lol....just a few of my thoughts on that Mayan calendar thing..... Lots of love to everyone and a merry christmas and happy new year to you all...whe...

andrew1496916Dec 2012Dec 2012
beautifulyou
10 Cents a Dance Poem

10 Cents a Dance!Ten tickets please!...

Unknown4766Dec 2012Jan 2013
Unknown
billy done run wild Poem

billy done run wildsoomebody stop me......

hedistuff5496Dec 2012Dec 2012
Ladybee42
Then God Said Poem

Then God SaidI figure if God creates everything, then everything has to be created by him, kind of like Genesis continued....

mcradloff5466Jan 2013Jan 2013
mcradloff
shadow19506306Mar 2013Mar 2013
shadow1950
Fill Poem

Fill...Think about it, this can reflect many situations.......

2725dl6126Mar 2013Jul 2013
orientalkoru
How I Love To Fly Poem

How I Love To FlyAs we soar into the sky I scream - 'we're going to die', And I hear the mutters of disgust At my making so much fuss, So I order a double whisky...

SWEEPIE2746Feb 2013Feb 2013
SWEEPIE
Ive been ransomed Poem

I've been ransomedI languish in chains.....

cafetwo20104896Feb 2013Feb 2013
cafetwo2010
A Penny Poem

A Pennythis is how my luck goes most of the time.if ya believe in lady luck well she sure was.. this is not a true story but way my luck goes it very well co...

kickit224516Jul 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
silly questions that dont matter just for fun Poem

silly questions that don't matter just for fun.yes i;m bored. and a little down tryen to lighten myself up....

kickit223636Jun 2011Jun 2011
kickit22
The Need Poem

The Need..The Need makes us dance to a tune we'd rather not The Need keeps us pushing harder and harder The Need says the goal cannot be reached Th...

cafetwo20104976Jul 2011Jul 2011
cafetwo2010
Be Hypnotized Here Poem

Be Hypnotized Here!This reads like a Friday night poem..lol....

cafetwo20105586Jul 2011Jul 2011
Redex
Just Another Day At Work Poem

Just Another Day At WorkNot really the people I work with.....I think...

steve12234456Sep 2011Oct 2011
Unknown
Gypsy Rose Lee Poem

Gypsy Rose LeeMy name is Gypsy Rose Lee For a mere pittance you can enjoy All your dreams I'll make come true Look at this luscious body Firm hips and juicy boo...

steve12234526Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
A Terror For The Chickens Poem

A Terror For The ChickensThe cat really did chase the fox...

steve12234466Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
Lord Camuel Arnauld Vampir The Bride Poem

Lord Camuel Arnauld Vampir (The Bride)Come my sweet invite me in For I shall be your secret lover Bare your neck to my naked gaze I can see a vein there pulsing My kiss so hot will b...

steve12235836Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
a pint of love sir Poem

a pint of love sir ?invitation card......

lorentz3586Aug 2011Aug 2011
lorentz
aspergus moon Poem

aspergus moondoctor roland/mysterious lorentz...

lorentz4756Aug 2011Aug 2011
lorentz
cafetwo20105676Dec 2011Jan 2012
cafetwo2010
Feel Free To Outrave Me Poem

Feel Free To Outrave MeIf you wish to go for it the words are below...easy to find the meanings. neonate...nene...rambutan...raillery...legalese...dulcify...dryad... t...

steve12234616Dec 2011Dec 2011
steve1223
Since I dont have you Poem

Since I don't have you...Following the unexpected removal of my gallbladder....

funnyguy2224426Dec 2011Dec 2011
Unknown
Briefs or Boxers Poem

Briefs or Boxers?Just a bit of fun so you don't all think I'm some deep dark melancholic freak... Oh - your opinions on the dilema would be appreciated :o)...

AndyE4326Jan 2012Feb 2012
niah9
Lucky Number Is Three Poem

~~~ Lucky Number Is Three ~~~Always like the odd number three 3 is the number on my chart... ~~~ Monkey see, monkey hear, monkey do ~~~...

breathless224066Nov 2011Nov 2011
breathless22
In the Cellar Poem

In the CellarTo apply for room ring 666roomforrent...

steve12234636Nov 2011Nov 2011
steve1223
Stop Stealing My Sun Poem

Stop Stealing My SunFor all you good folks 'down under' the equator :)...

Yankee4you6156Oct 2011Oct 2011
Unknown
Red X Poem

Red XFunny what you find on the road these days...

steve12235166Sep 2011Sep 2011
Redex
to ponder Poem

to ponderah....it's soon eve to the leaving my entire family is soon to be gone! my wife and son are going here and my daughter is going there I can't cele...

hedistuff6296May 2011May 2011
lifesajoy
country or city Poem

country or citythink i'm little bit of both..lol....not too much country not too much city is there such a thing....

kickit224816Apr 2011Apr 2011
kickit22
What a To do Poem

What a To doWhere do you go, what do you do, when there's a hole inside your shoe ..and the rain is just pouring down on you Feet simply wet socks soaki...

Unknown4046Apr 2011Apr 2011
Unknown
10th Dimension Poem

10th Dimension?Poetry in Motion? Soph xx...

sophiasummer4846Apr 2011Apr 2011
boyshchrm6
Gold Digger Poem

Gold Digger!uh..I'm gonna go with gold digger? lol...

cafetwo20106316Jun 2011Aug 2017
godsprincess
Or Would We Poem

Or Would We ?My sister and I, when together are still just as silly as we ever were ! Some of us never out-grow silly, but who wants to anyway ?...We have too much...

aware36046Mar 2011Mar 2011
aware3
I cant find what im looking for Poem

I can't find what i'm looking forI know that you are here I sense your presence near hidden from my sight i’ll not give up my plight I don’t know where you hide but time is on...

Unknown2896Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
four by fifty Poem

four by fiftydedicated to a gently wise Englishman...

agoodguy2have3706Feb 2011Feb 2011
caroljoyce
chased rites Poem

chased ritessum vary waisted thyme......

agoodguy2have3466Feb 2011Feb 2011
gnj4u
a soft answer Poem

a soft answerSome people say fight fire with fire but i do not agree fight fire with water it may get put out very possibly as to application fire are...

Unknown5196Sep 2010Feb 2011
Unknown

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