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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 2 of 4)This story was inspired by Cheech and Chong... | steve1223 | 601 | 6 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 steve1223 |
Surprise LimerickThere is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead.... | studecar | 994 | 6 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
Where is my car?This has happened a few times for me and it always frustrates me. At least at Walmart I always park in lane number 7.... | mcradloff | 580 | 6 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 mcradloff |
check into debtThese places should not exist, like legalized gambling, it is a hidden tax on the poor and uneducated. The nastiest call I ever got was from one of t... | mcradloff | 583 | 6 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 mcradloff |
Nothing OverlookedNothing is more than just a simple word Its an adjective, a noun, it's a subject,or a verb Whats in the box? nothing at all Anticipation with excit... | fjamesj9701 | 905 | 6 | Nov 2012 | Apr 2013 fjamesj9701 |
She Who Lives In a CaveI once knew a Lady who lived far away In the hillside a cave her abode On her knees she would pray every day Send someone for me to love Up on a... | steve1223 | 407 | 6 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 steve1223 |
GOOD MORNING!lol....just a few of my thoughts on that Mayan calendar thing..... Lots of love to everyone and a merry christmas and happy new year to you all...whe... | andrew149 | 691 | 6 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 beautifulyou |
10 Cents a Dance!Ten tickets please!... | Unknown | 476 | 6 | Dec 2012 | Jan 2013 Unknown |
billy done run wildsoomebody stop me...... | hedistuff | 549 | 6 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Ladybee42 |
Then God SaidI figure if God creates everything, then everything has to be created by him, kind of like Genesis continued.... | mcradloff | 546 | 6 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 mcradloff |
kickits challenge (purple pendragon?)phew tough one... | shadow1950 | 630 | 6 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 shadow1950 |
Fill...Think about it, this can reflect many situations....... | 2725dl | 612 | 6 | Mar 2013 | Jul 2013 orientalkoru |
How I Love To FlyAs we soar into the sky I scream - 'we're going to die', And I hear the mutters of disgust At my making so much fuss, So I order a double whisky... | SWEEPIE | 274 | 6 | Feb 2013 | Feb 2013 SWEEPIE |
I've been ransomedI languish in chains..... | cafetwo2010 | 489 | 6 | Feb 2013 | Feb 2013 cafetwo2010 |
A Pennythis is how my luck goes most of the time.if ya believe in lady luck well she sure was.. this is not a true story but way my luck goes it very well co... | kickit22 | 451 | 6 | Jul 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
silly questions that don't matter just for fun.yes i;m bored. and a little down tryen to lighten myself up.... | kickit22 | 363 | 6 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 kickit22 |
The Need..The Need makes us dance to a tune we'd rather not The Need keeps us pushing harder and harder The Need says the goal cannot be reached Th... | cafetwo2010 | 497 | 6 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 cafetwo2010 |
Be Hypnotized Here!This reads like a Friday night poem..lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 558 | 6 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Redex |
Just Another Day At WorkNot really the people I work with.....I think... | steve1223 | 445 | 6 | Sep 2011 | Oct 2011 Unknown |
Gypsy Rose LeeMy name is Gypsy Rose Lee For a mere pittance you can enjoy All your dreams I'll make come true Look at this luscious body Firm hips and juicy boo... | steve1223 | 452 | 6 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
A Terror For The ChickensThe cat really did chase the fox... | steve1223 | 446 | 6 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 steve1223 |
Lord Camuel Arnauld Vampir (The Bride)Come my sweet invite me in For I shall be your secret lover Bare your neck to my naked gaze I can see a vein there pulsing My kiss so hot will b... | steve1223 | 583 | 6 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
a pint of love sir ?invitation card...... | lorentz | 358 | 6 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 lorentz |
aspergus moondoctor roland/mysterious lorentz... | lorentz | 475 | 6 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 lorentz |
The long awaited New Years ListFeeling better..... | cafetwo2010 | 567 | 6 | Dec 2011 | Jan 2012 cafetwo2010 |
Feel Free To Outrave MeIf you wish to go for it the words are below...easy to find the meanings. neonate...nene...rambutan...raillery...legalese...dulcify...dryad... t... | steve1223 | 461 | 6 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 steve1223 |
Since I don't have you...Following the unexpected removal of my gallbladder.... | funnyguy222 | 442 | 6 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 Unknown |
Briefs or Boxers?Just a bit of fun so you don't all think I'm some deep dark melancholic freak... Oh - your opinions on the dilema would be appreciated :o)... | AndyE | 432 | 6 | Jan 2012 | Feb 2012 niah9 |
~~~ Lucky Number Is Three ~~~Always like the odd number three 3 is the number on my chart... ~~~ Monkey see, monkey hear, monkey do ~~~... | breathless22 | 406 | 6 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 breathless22 |
In the CellarTo apply for room ring 666roomforrent... | steve1223 | 463 | 6 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 steve1223 |
Stop Stealing My SunFor all you good folks 'down under' the equator :)... | Yankee4you | 615 | 6 | Oct 2011 | Oct 2011 Unknown |
Red XFunny what you find on the road these days... | steve1223 | 516 | 6 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Redex |
to ponderah....it's soon eve to the leaving my entire family is soon to be gone! my wife and son are going here and my daughter is going there I can't cele... | hedistuff | 629 | 6 | May 2011 | May 2011 lifesajoy |
country or citythink i'm little bit of both..lol....not too much country not too much city is there such a thing.... | kickit22 | 481 | 6 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 kickit22 |
What a To doWhere do you go, what do you do, when there's a hole inside your shoe ..and the rain is just pouring down on you Feet simply wet socks soaki... | Unknown | 404 | 6 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 Unknown |
10th Dimension?Poetry in Motion? Soph xx... | sophiasummer | 484 | 6 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 boyshchrm6 |
Gold Digger!uh..I'm gonna go with gold digger? lol... | cafetwo2010 | 631 | 6 | Jun 2011 | Aug 2017 godsprincess |
Or Would We ?My sister and I, when together are still just as silly as we ever were ! Some of us never out-grow silly, but who wants to anyway ?...We have too much... | aware3 | 604 | 6 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 aware3 |
I can't find what i'm looking forI know that you are here I sense your presence near hidden from my sight i’ll not give up my plight I don’t know where you hide but time is on... | Unknown | 289 | 6 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
four by fiftydedicated to a gently wise Englishman... | agoodguy2have | 370 | 6 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 caroljoyce |
chased ritessum vary waisted thyme...... | agoodguy2have | 346 | 6 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 gnj4u |
a soft answerSome people say fight fire with fire but i do not agree fight fire with water it may get put out very possibly as to application fire are... | Unknown | 519 | 6 | Sep 2010 | Feb 2011 Unknown |
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