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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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My "New" CarYay!... | Unknown | 454 | 5 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
Optimist HaikuI can be feeling quite positive about things with a glass half empty. :)... | gardenhackle | 361 | 5 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 agoodguy2have |
Cuttin' FreeWhere'd this come from? lol... | cambuff | 443 | 5 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 stareyes |
Ten MinutesI've got ten minutes to pen a rhyme. What can I do with so little time? Well, maybe jot down random thoughts Do they rhyme? Maybe not. Scratch th... | gardenhackle | 302 | 5 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Ladybee42 |
ism isms...no poetryI'm a pilot fish that swims with a shark(goodguy) to get parasites(post ideas). 'if you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from m... | hedistuff | 599 | 5 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 agoodguy2have |
Check Me Out!I am written words on paper In insipid flowery phrase I haven't any substance But I still expect your praise You'll scratch your head a little... | gardenhackle | 590 | 5 | Dec 2010 | Dec 2010 agoodguy2have |
Unknown | 402 | 5 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Unknown | |
Limerick elsewhere than NantucketPoor Nantucket was getting such a bad wrap.... | boyshchrm6 | 308 | 5 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 boyshchrm6 |
poemcomplaining about poem... | Unknown | 314 | 5 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Unknown |
There was a young lady.......Oh Dear!......ho hum....lol.....xxx... | andrew149 | 411 | 5 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 boyshchrm6 |
She was only the vicars daughter.......lol.....xxx....Andrew... | andrew149 | 3,466 | 5 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 niah9 |
There onceThere once was a lass from Kilkenny Who’s admirers on line were many She mailed and she posted Her bits, they got roasted And so she decided to... | Unknown | 383 | 5 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 agoodguy2have |
hedi's pastbest job I ever had (can I please be age 20 again?)... | hedistuff | 552 | 5 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 niah9 |
I knew there had to be a catch...love my children...... | hedistuff | 563 | 5 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 hedistuff |
An Immodest ProposalIt's fun and it's free!... | Unknown | 429 | 5 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
A Woman's Domain!... The Sequel.You roll over, expecting The woman you love, to Catch your falling arm With her soft, feminine Body; anxious to receive Your late night embra... | cambuff | 484 | 5 | Aug 2010 | Sep 2010 amahlala |
what am ii am under 12 inches and i do not speak a word but when i act all i say is heard i can be royal i can be poor i can call you or send you away... | Unknown | 310 | 5 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 SCatlyn |
Cinderella and her friendsImagination is good Isn't is wonderful when we can be free to think Al of these adventures have served a purpose Blessings and love to all... | ironman | 621 | 5 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Ladybee42 |
To Mary Jane, A Morning Toast!From a light, occaisional user...... | Unknown | 469 | 5 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
National AnthemI must have watched the Christina bungle about a dozen times!... | mcradloff | 642 | 5 | Feb 2011 | Aug 2011 mcradloff |
Unavailable again....Doesn't scan perfectly, but this was a real conversation. I didn't have to make anything up....easiest one I ever wrote!... | Unknown | 283 | 5 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Ladybee42 |
Don't Eat The Stew !!It started of as my life story but being old I forgot most of it.... | Unknown | 320 | 5 | Jan 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
Hunter LimerickLimerick... | boyshchrm6 | 305 | 5 | Jan 2011 | Feb 2011 SCatlyn |
The BuskerHalf an eternity ago I spend some time playing street-music. One day, I had an experience not unlike the one described above... A traumatic experien... | Hekamaat | 512 | 5 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Macduff5 |
Anyone for Tennis??This was written many years ago about a girl on the tennis court who, when serving, always stuck the second tennis ball down the front of her tennis... | Buffybear | 575 | 5 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Buffybear |
Greeny Queeny- START...And this is what happens when you try something complicated- and forget were you have seen your head last... Part 1 is the continuation; Part 2 th... | Hekamaat | 801 | 5 | Feb 2011 | Mar 2011 Hekamaat |
Oscar speechJust a compilation of some speeches I've heard on different award shows, Fiona Apple, Will Smith, The guy in American Pie, the woman who swore this ye... | mcradloff | 758 | 5 | Mar 2011 | Jun 2018 NOSTRUS |
The Army RisesI often take walks at night, and can`t see the worms. I try not to step on them, but I sure do know when I do. What a weird feeling. Ick! Written 5... | soquiliquay | 360 | 5 | May 2011 | May 2011 boyshchrm6 |
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BOND..... (Part 3) lolHope you are all following this!.....lol.....Andrew...xxx... | andrew149 | 327 | 5 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 andrew149 |
The NameA poetic rendition of Henry Cecil’s story “The Name.” If you take your precious time and read this, you will find it entertaining, at least I hope so.... | marikia | 628 | 5 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 gnj4u |
Scare the GhostWhen sticks brush against your window pane And moon peaks through mist and rain When shadows glide accross the walls And clinking chains dra... | cafetwo2010 | 612 | 5 | Apr 2011 | Oct 2017 godsprincess |
redex made me do this, and I'm no gentlemansave that cork, I may need it...... | hedistuff | 538 | 5 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Earlgreytea |
Lame GameWell..I don't KNOW! called today: Where are you?? Its six o clock who cares I can't decide... I'm not going are you going? Wait, I think I'll... | cafetwo2010 | 1,068 | 5 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 cafetwo2010 |
a joke almost turned into a poemnot sure if this works as a poem but love this joke..... | kickit22 | 463 | 5 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 kickit22 |
Zygote cluckshmmm...file under inspiration, nature, or food?... | agoodguy2have | 311 | 5 | Apr 2011 | May 2011 hedistuff |
Lost for words!Hope you agree with me!... | byfaith | 706 | 5 | May 2011 | May 2011 byfaith |
Early Morning ActionEven the dog is make believe... | steve1223 | 337 | 5 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Ying YangWritten purely for the fun of it.... | steve1223 | 456 | 5 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 steve1223 |
Chinese WomenI am also on a Chinese match-making site and in the first week I received 150 plus admirer's letters. Poor women, they are so desperate to get marr... | wisemandy | 508 | 5 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
~~~~~Rich to have a Penny~~~~~Rich to have another Penny.... More men wold keep Pennys in their pocket's if they look like this Penny l.o.l....... (Some hummer in P.C.)... | breathless22 | 380 | 5 | Oct 2011 | Oct 2011 breathless22 |
TV RemoteTV is not what it used to be... | studecar | 913 | 5 | Mar 2012 | Mar 2012 mcradloff |
You can kiss my $%#Humorist mood... | Unknown | 606 | 5 | Mar 2012 | Mar 2012 Unknown |
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