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PoemPoetOrder by Most ViewedOrder by Most CommentedCreatedLast Comment
Unknown4545Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
Optimist Haiku Poem

Optimist HaikuI can be feeling quite positive about things with a glass half empty. :)...

gardenhackle3615Aug 2010Aug 2010
agoodguy2have
Cuttin Free Poem

Cuttin' FreeWhere'd this come from? lol...

cambuff4435Jul 2010Jul 2010
stareyes
Ten Minutes Poem

Ten MinutesI've got ten minutes to pen a rhyme. What can I do with so little time? Well, maybe jot down random thoughts Do they rhyme? Maybe not. Scratch th...

gardenhackle3025Jul 2010Jul 2010
Ladybee42
ism isms no poetry Poem

ism isms...no poetryI'm a pilot fish that swims with a shark(goodguy) to get parasites(post ideas). 'if you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from m...

hedistuff5995Jul 2010Jul 2010
agoodguy2have
Check Me Out Poem

Check Me Out!I am written words on paper In insipid flowery phrase I haven't any substance But I still expect your praise You'll scratch your head a little...

gardenhackle5905Dec 2010Dec 2010
agoodguy2have
Unknown4025Jan 2011Jan 2011
Unknown
Limerick elsewhere than Nantucket Poem

Limerick elsewhere than NantucketPoor Nantucket was getting such a bad wrap....

boyshchrm63085Jan 2011Jan 2011
boyshchrm6
poem

poemcomplaining about poem...

Unknown3145Jan 2011Jan 2011
Unknown
There was a young lady Poem

There was a young lady.......Oh Dear!......ho hum....lol.....xxx...

andrew1494115Jan 2011Jan 2011
boyshchrm6
andrew1493,4665Jan 2011Jan 2011
niah9
There once Poem

There onceThere once was a lass from Kilkenny Who’s admirers on line were many She mailed and she posted Her bits, they got roasted And so she decided to...

Unknown3835Jan 2011Jan 2011
agoodguy2have
hedis past Poem

hedi's pastbest job I ever had (can I please be age 20 again?)...

hedistuff5525Jan 2011Jan 2011
niah9
I knew there had to be a catch Poem

I knew there had to be a catch...love my children......

hedistuff5635Jan 2011Jan 2011
hedistuff
An Immodest Proposal Poem

An Immodest ProposalIt's fun and it's free!...

Unknown4295Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
A Womans Domain The Sequel Poem

A Woman's Domain!... The Sequel.You roll over, expecting The woman you love, to Catch your falling arm With her soft, feminine Body; anxious to receive Your late night embra...

cambuff4845Aug 2010Sep 2010
amahlala
what am i Poem

what am ii am under 12 inches and i do not speak a word but when i act all i say is heard i can be royal i can be poor i can call you or send you away...

Unknown3105Sep 2010Sep 2010
SCatlyn
Cinderella and her friends Poem

Cinderella and her friendsImagination is good Isn't is wonderful when we can be free to think Al of these adventures have served a purpose Blessings and love to all...

ironman6215Sep 2010Sep 2010
Ladybee42
To Mary Jane A Morning Toast Poem

To Mary Jane, A Morning Toast!From a light, occaisional user......

Unknown4695Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
National Anthem Poem

National AnthemI must have watched the Christina bungle about a dozen times!...

mcradloff6425Feb 2011Aug 2011
mcradloff
Unavailable again Poem

Unavailable again....Doesn't scan perfectly, but this was a real conversation. I didn't have to make anything up....easiest one I ever wrote!...

Unknown2835Feb 2011Feb 2011
Ladybee42
Dont Eat The Stew Poem

Don't Eat The Stew !!It started of as my life story but being old I forgot most of it....

Unknown3205Jan 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
Hunter Limerick Poem

Hunter LimerickLimerick...

boyshchrm63055Jan 2011Feb 2011
SCatlyn
The Busker Poem

The BuskerHalf an eternity ago I spend some time playing street-music. One day, I had an experience not unlike the one described above... A traumatic experien...

Hekamaat5125Feb 2011Feb 2011
Macduff5
Anyone for Tennis Poem

Anyone for Tennis??This was written many years ago about a girl on the tennis court who, when serving, always stuck the second tennis ball down the front of her tennis...

Buffybear5755Feb 2011Feb 2011
Buffybear
Greeny Queeny START Poem

Greeny Queeny- START...And this is what happens when you try something complicated- and forget were you have seen your head last... Part 1 is the continuation; Part 2 th...

Hekamaat8015Feb 2011Mar 2011
Hekamaat
Oscar speech Poem

Oscar speechJust a compilation of some speeches I've heard on different award shows, Fiona Apple, Will Smith, The guy in American Pie, the woman who swore this ye...

mcradloff7585Mar 2011Jun 2018
NOSTRUS
The Army Rises Poem

The Army RisesI often take walks at night, and can`t see the worms. I try not to step on them, but I sure do know when I do. What a weird feeling. Ick! Written 5...

soquiliquay3605May 2011May 2011
boyshchrm6
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME MR BOND Part 3 lol Poem

A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BOND..... (Part 3) lolHope you are all following this!.....lol.....Andrew...xxx...

andrew1493275Jun 2011Jun 2011
andrew149
The Name Poem

The NameA poetic rendition of Henry Cecil’s story “The Name.” If you take your precious time and read this, you will find it entertaining, at least I hope so....

marikia6285Apr 2011Apr 2011
gnj4u
Scare the Ghost Poem

Scare the GhostWhen sticks brush against your window pane And moon peaks through mist and rain When shadows glide accross the walls And clinking chains dra...

cafetwo20106125Apr 2011Oct 2017
godsprincess
redex made me do this and Im no gentleman Poem

redex made me do this, and I'm no gentlemansave that cork, I may need it......

hedistuff5385Mar 2011Mar 2011
Earlgreytea
Lame Game Poem

Lame GameWell..I don't KNOW! called today: Where are you?? Its six o clock who cares I can't decide... I'm not going are you going? Wait, I think I'll...

cafetwo20101,0685Apr 2011Apr 2011
cafetwo2010
a joke almost turned into a poem

a joke almost turned into a poemnot sure if this works as a poem but love this joke.....

kickit224635Apr 2011Apr 2011
kickit22
Zygote clucks Poem

Zygote cluckshmmm...file under inspiration, nature, or food?...

agoodguy2have3115Apr 2011May 2011
hedistuff
Lost for words Poem

Lost for words!Hope you agree with me!...

byfaith7065May 2011May 2011
byfaith
Early Morning Action Poem

Early Morning ActionEven the dog is make believe...

steve12233375Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Ying Yang Poem

Ying YangWritten purely for the fun of it....

steve12234565Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
Chinese Women Poem

Chinese WomenI am also on a Chinese match-making site and in the first week I received 150 plus admirer's letters. Poor women, they are so desperate to get marr...

wisemandy5085Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Rich to have a Penny Poem

~~~~~Rich to have a Penny~~~~~Rich to have another Penny.... More men wold keep Pennys in their pocket's if they look like this Penny l.o.l....... (Some hummer in P.C.)...

breathless223805Oct 2011Oct 2011
breathless22
TV Remote Poem

TV RemoteTV is not what it used to be...

studecar9135Mar 2012Mar 2012
mcradloff
You can kiss my Poem

You can kiss my $%#Humorist mood...

Unknown6065Mar 2012Mar 2012
Unknown

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