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Monorhyme Poem

MonorhymeA bit of fun...

steve12234124Feb 2014Feb 2014
steve1223
Curry In A Hurry Part 2 of 2 Poem

Curry In A Hurry (Part 2 of 2)One by one the bowls were emptied They were all keeping apace The audience cheered, the excitement rose These were the best in the world Suddenl...

steve12235184Dec 2013Mar 2014
orientalkoru
praying for a date Poem

praying for a dateThere was a man that lived in the wood He was close to the lord so he knew where he stood He felt something wrong find a woman he said and the...

liketoworkhard3714Dec 2013Dec 2013
Unknown
Innocent love Poem

Innocent loveWhen you are with a lady try to understand if she is interested to the poetry...before she goes away...

Jokerman734044Oct 2013Oct 2013
Unknown
Prison Break Poem

Prison BreakThey locked her up, it’s not fair No Christmas nookie getting They put her in jail so tight Out here I’m feeling lonely A plan I need to get her...

steve12235014Oct 2013Oct 2013
Poetnumber1
Chauvinist Poem

ChauvinistA somewhat inflammatory gesture from an old male chauvinist,now reformed I hope. The submissive trait lingers in many women as evinced by the popular...

branksome3834Mar 2014Mar 2014
Angel04
Secret code Poem

Secret codeBreak this code O maidens and win a one month stay on a Pacific island with La Cafe all expenses paid. La cafe +maiden=(lipstick+wine), @ straw...

cafetwo20105924Apr 2014Apr 2014
SundaySilence
Malibu Poem

MalibuThe sun beated down on me As I laid on the shore The salt is burning my sun burnt Skin In my delirium of dehydration I think I would l...

benidorm4684Apr 2014Apr 2014
Girlygirl196349
inside ruins Poem

inside ruinsi wrote this beating the chest for you laughing in a mad way sweet cinders my hair is growing long ha ha a big beard on my face jus...

darkhorse5554434Apr 2014Apr 2014
darkhorse555
E logical world Poem

E-logical worldWell its flat where I'm standing from my left to right. .....lols...

morgen902105764Jun 2014Jun 2014
morgen90210
The Exam Poem

The ExamNo exam that I ever had to do ... thank goodness...

steve12231,2264Jul 2014Jul 2014
steve1223
The Chair Of Doom Poem

The Chair Of DoomJust a bit of humour...

steve12234454Apr 2013Apr 2013
paloma66
GMS754864Apr 2013Apr 2013
GMS75
To the one that got away Poem

To the one that got away :(Dedicated to B Hackling (why - hackle, hackle - as an opening line), a pal on his birthday....

virgosign6954Apr 2013May 2013
gnj4u
The Cat in the Hat Poem

The "Cat" in the Hata bit of 60s nostalgia, plucking away at my 12 string this morning...

sophiasummer6234May 2013Nov 2016
AmberGlow
Better Off Poem

Better OffTrying my pen out on some little narrative poetry about two country farmers discussing their pets....

Yankee4you6664Sep 2013Sep 2013
darkhorse555
The Dance Poem

The DanceJust a little fun...

CloudySky5724Aug 2013Aug 2013
studecar
Do the chicken dance EpisodeII Poem

Do the chicken dance. . . EpisodeIIAt that moment the Quasar officer passed by, He made a U-turn and stop at The Dark man, What's in cosmic blazes going on here Son? The Dark man smi...

morgen902104484Aug 2013Aug 2013
morgen90210
He Asked She Asked Poem

He Asked, She Asked.Just waiting....

2725dl5924Jun 2013Jun 2013
2725dl
Luas Platform Poem

Luas Platform.Waiting at the bus stop....

2725dl6604Jun 2013Jun 2013
2725dl
The Blacksmith limerick challenge Poem

The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the...

shadow19507414May 2013May 2013
shadow1950
Prarie Thoughts Poem

Prarie ThoughtsWrote this while I was baling hay back in Texas about 1987....

wranglersam2813May 2013May 2013
ladyjewel
A Dublin Bus Station Poem

A Dublin Bus Station.Waiting in the bus station. A multitude of nations not seeing each other!..........

2725dl5773Jun 2013Jun 2013
nonsmoker
Hide and seek Poem

Hide and seekYou've been hiding for to long now  I've been counting lets play hide and seek!  Ready or not here I come for you Don't make a sound  or your thro...

Unknown3433Jun 2013Jun 2013
ladyjewel
I Must Have You Poem

I Must Have YouPrice: $9.7 million This fifteen foot Bugatti Royale is one of only six that were built. Its huge 12.7-litre engine was originally meant for use in...

steve12234103Jul 2013Jul 2013
ladyjewel
chocoholic SGs challenge Poem

chocoholic ........SG's challengeroast almond chocolate is pretty damn fine but then again the ferrero range is simply divine belgian chockies bring me smile so does cadbury'...

Nuwahri615463Jul 2013Jul 2013
soulgoddess
Eulogy For HD Poem

Eulogy For HDA bit of humour...

steve12234353Jul 2013Jul 2013
shadow1950
Verbosity Poem

VerbosityA bard I've always wished to be for words they always cherish me and bring to all a great delight when read with relish and foresight or glanced o...

iluvisis15403Aug 2013Aug 2013
Macduff5
Old White Tail Poem

Old White TailJust a bit of humour ... try to imagine it to the tune of some old sad country song...

steve12233773May 2013May 2013
fjamesj9701
kid at heart Poem

kid at heartI think its a great escape from the worries and fears of my "grown up" responsibilities which I can handle reasonably well. if I keep in touch and rel...

mickypeeps3063May 2013May 2013
shadow1950
Shadow challenge Poem

Shadow /challenge/Did I get away with something or what? Lol....

cafetwo20105273May 2013May 2013
cafetwo2010
Breathless Poem

BreathlessYou thought what? Shame on you :)...

steve12234343Apr 2013Apr 2013
beautifulyou
THE OBOE Poem

THE OBOEOnly an Oboist would understand, sorry to leave the rest of you out in limbo....

studecar8003Apr 2013Apr 2013
studecar
Mistaken Identity Poem

Mistaken IdentityDown around ankles were his trousers as he caressed her he said wowzers finding there no lady it was all so shady as he always seemed to pick pose...

shadow19509383Jun 2014Jun 2014
candykid
Hi Im New on Here Poem

Hi, I'm New on HereIt's not the "Hi, I'm new here...it's what follows...its disturbing and I had to address it, I feel better now!...

ImagineLove3783Jul 2014Jul 2014
mimzy333
First flush of a different kind Poem

First flush of a different kindJust another nutty moment from me that became more than a sentence :)...just for fun...

Unknown5563May 2014May 2014
beautifulyou
Maud Poem

MaudI sat in the garden alone The hibiscus in full bloom I was waiting for someone I thought of the man waiting for Maud Crying”Come into the garden M...

branksome4003Apr 2014Apr 2014
nonsmoker
SIMPLE SIMON Poem

SIMPLE SIMONtaking liberty on an old rhyme...

studecar9093Oct 2013Oct 2013
rapturecapture
a day in the life of married man Poem

a day in the life of 'married man'Well, today was little different than any day spent with my crazy family (wife). As I had a Drs. visit in Clarksburg today, Hilda and son Jimmy accomp...

hedistuff7083Nov 2013Nov 2013
Earlgreytea
Here Lies Joe Poem

Here Lies JoeI was laying in bed yesterday, and this poem popped into my head. Sometimes, people put very similar epitaphs on their loved one's tombstone....

HuggerMan4U4583Dec 2013Jan 2014
beautifulyou
trapped Poem

trappedif we could only escape these days the frantic ways of so many oh, to be able to finish a sentence in spite of the hopelessness around us imagi...

hedistuff7883Dec 2013Dec 2013
gnj4u
Rotting Pud Poem

Rotting PudRotting Pud, It’s like mud, Stuck with the crumbling pain, Stuck in your head the word refrain, Yet I eat, Yet I see, How it has my belly stuck...

Stephenmcnulty2933Jan 2014Jan 2014
TAR_734

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