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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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MonorhymeA bit of fun... | steve1223 | 412 | 4 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 steve1223 |
Curry In A Hurry (Part 2 of 2)One by one the bowls were emptied They were all keeping apace The audience cheered, the excitement rose These were the best in the world Suddenl... | steve1223 | 518 | 4 | Dec 2013 | Mar 2014 orientalkoru |
praying for a dateThere was a man that lived in the wood He was close to the lord so he knew where he stood He felt something wrong find a woman he said and the... | liketoworkhard | 371 | 4 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 Unknown |
Innocent loveWhen you are with a lady try to understand if she is interested to the poetry...before she goes away... | Jokerman73 | 404 | 4 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 Unknown |
Prison BreakThey locked her up, it’s not fair No Christmas nookie getting They put her in jail so tight Out here I’m feeling lonely A plan I need to get her... | steve1223 | 501 | 4 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 Poetnumber1 |
ChauvinistA somewhat inflammatory gesture from an old male chauvinist,now reformed I hope. The submissive trait lingers in many women as evinced by the popular... | branksome | 383 | 4 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 Angel04 |
Secret codeBreak this code O maidens and win a one month stay on a Pacific island with La Cafe all expenses paid. La cafe +maiden=(lipstick+wine), @ straw... | cafetwo2010 | 592 | 4 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 SundaySilence |
MalibuThe sun beated down on me As I laid on the shore The salt is burning my sun burnt Skin In my delirium of dehydration I think I would l... | benidorm | 468 | 4 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
inside ruinsi wrote this beating the chest for you laughing in a mad way sweet cinders my hair is growing long ha ha a big beard on my face jus... | darkhorse555 | 443 | 4 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 darkhorse555 |
E-logical worldWell its flat where I'm standing from my left to right. .....lols... | morgen90210 | 576 | 4 | Jun 2014 | Jun 2014 morgen90210 |
The ExamNo exam that I ever had to do ... thank goodness... | steve1223 | 1,226 | 4 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 steve1223 |
The Chair Of DoomJust a bit of humour... | steve1223 | 445 | 4 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 paloma66 |
Not All Bugs Taste the SamePondering... | GMS75 | 486 | 4 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 GMS75 |
To the one that got away :(Dedicated to B Hackling (why - hackle, hackle - as an opening line), a pal on his birthday.... | virgosign | 695 | 4 | Apr 2013 | May 2013 gnj4u |
The "Cat" in the Hata bit of 60s nostalgia, plucking away at my 12 string this morning... | sophiasummer | 623 | 4 | May 2013 | Nov 2016 AmberGlow |
Better OffTrying my pen out on some little narrative poetry about two country farmers discussing their pets.... | Yankee4you | 666 | 4 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 darkhorse555 |
The DanceJust a little fun... | CloudySky | 572 | 4 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 studecar |
Do the chicken dance. . . EpisodeIIAt that moment the Quasar officer passed by, He made a U-turn and stop at The Dark man, What's in cosmic blazes going on here Son? The Dark man smi... | morgen90210 | 448 | 4 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 morgen90210 |
He Asked, She Asked.Just waiting.... | 2725dl | 592 | 4 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 2725dl |
Luas Platform.Waiting at the bus stop.... | 2725dl | 660 | 4 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 2725dl |
The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the... | shadow1950 | 741 | 4 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
Prarie ThoughtsWrote this while I was baling hay back in Texas about 1987.... | wranglersam | 281 | 3 | May 2013 | May 2013 ladyjewel |
A Dublin Bus Station.Waiting in the bus station. A multitude of nations not seeing each other!.......... | 2725dl | 577 | 3 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 nonsmoker |
Hide and seekYou've been hiding for to long now I've been counting lets play hide and seek! Ready or not here I come for you Don't make a sound or your thro... | Unknown | 343 | 3 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 ladyjewel |
I Must Have YouPrice: $9.7 million This fifteen foot Bugatti Royale is one of only six that were built. Its huge 12.7-litre engine was originally meant for use in... | steve1223 | 410 | 3 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 ladyjewel |
chocoholic ........SG's challengeroast almond chocolate is pretty damn fine but then again the ferrero range is simply divine belgian chockies bring me smile so does cadbury'... | Nuwahri61 | 546 | 3 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 soulgoddess |
Eulogy For HDA bit of humour... | steve1223 | 435 | 3 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 shadow1950 |
VerbosityA bard I've always wished to be for words they always cherish me and bring to all a great delight when read with relish and foresight or glanced o... | iluvisis1 | 540 | 3 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 Macduff5 |
Old White TailJust a bit of humour ... try to imagine it to the tune of some old sad country song... | steve1223 | 377 | 3 | May 2013 | May 2013 fjamesj9701 |
kid at heartI think its a great escape from the worries and fears of my "grown up" responsibilities which I can handle reasonably well. if I keep in touch and rel... | mickypeeps | 306 | 3 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
Shadow /challenge/Did I get away with something or what? Lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 527 | 3 | May 2013 | May 2013 cafetwo2010 |
BreathlessYou thought what? Shame on you :)... | steve1223 | 434 | 3 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 beautifulyou |
THE OBOEOnly an Oboist would understand, sorry to leave the rest of you out in limbo.... | studecar | 800 | 3 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 studecar |
Mistaken IdentityDown around ankles were his trousers as he caressed her he said wowzers finding there no lady it was all so shady as he always seemed to pick pose... | shadow1950 | 938 | 3 | Jun 2014 | Jun 2014 candykid |
Hi, I'm New on HereIt's not the "Hi, I'm new here...it's what follows...its disturbing and I had to address it, I feel better now!... | ImagineLove | 378 | 3 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 mimzy333 |
First flush of a different kindJust another nutty moment from me that became more than a sentence :)...just for fun... | Unknown | 556 | 3 | May 2014 | May 2014 beautifulyou |
MaudI sat in the garden alone The hibiscus in full bloom I was waiting for someone I thought of the man waiting for Maud Crying”Come into the garden M... | branksome | 400 | 3 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 nonsmoker |
SIMPLE SIMONtaking liberty on an old rhyme... | studecar | 909 | 3 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 rapturecapture |
a day in the life of 'married man'Well, today was little different than any day spent with my crazy family (wife). As I had a Drs. visit in Clarksburg today, Hilda and son Jimmy accomp... | hedistuff | 708 | 3 | Nov 2013 | Nov 2013 Earlgreytea |
Here Lies JoeI was laying in bed yesterday, and this poem popped into my head. Sometimes, people put very similar epitaphs on their loved one's tombstone.... | HuggerMan4U | 458 | 3 | Dec 2013 | Jan 2014 beautifulyou |
trappedif we could only escape these days the frantic ways of so many oh, to be able to finish a sentence in spite of the hopelessness around us imagi... | hedistuff | 788 | 3 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 gnj4u |
Rotting PudRotting Pud, It’s like mud, Stuck with the crumbling pain, Stuck in your head the word refrain, Yet I eat, Yet I see, How it has my belly stuck... | Stephenmcnulty | 293 | 3 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 TAR_734 |
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