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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Who viewed me?Who I ask..viewed me? Could it be you? Was it your sister? Or perhaps your mother?! O, 'you said your cat stepped on your phone and pushed the v... | cafetwo2010 | 609 | 11 | Mar 2014 | Apr 2014 trurorob |
Invisiblethose folks with no pics who is forever promising one and those who put a pic but you get nothing else and you wonder if they are even human....... | Unknown | 435 | 11 | Nov 2013 | Nov 2013 Unknown |
Ninety Nine BottlesJust a bit of humour... | steve1223 | 559 | 11 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 madtat29 |
A lock of my hair..lolO thou trembling maiden who thouest wouldest to meeth be a recipient of thou mine locks of golden har.. Thy mumbling lips doth beg me while... | cafetwo2010 | 528 | 11 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 SCatlyn |
TomfoolerySaturday funnery.... | ImagineLove | 392 | 11 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 ImagineLove |
Recipe for heartacheMnnn...tasty... | madtat29 | 549 | 11 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 candykid |
AntsDo you ever take the time to look closely at the ants Just roll up your pants, So they don't bite you. I did just that as I sat back in my s... | peachmelba | 652 | 11 | Feb 2015 | May 2015 godsprincess |
Paul HollywoodJust a bit of fun, a poem about my celeb crush lol... | Happychatty1 | 561 | 11 | Apr 2019 | Apr 2019 Happychatty1 |
Without SaltYou look good enough to eat If indeed we ever meet, You will surely feel the heat, When our souls collide My sweet... | rapturecapture | 466 | 11 | Aug 2018 | Aug 2018 mcradloff |
The viral bluesHappy New 2022 to us!... | yaspark | 428 | 11 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 yaspark |
On and On and On She GoesI must be a terrible person.... | doglover14 | 453 | 11 | Apr 2020 | Apr 2020 doglover14 |
missed kisssenryu (5-7-5) not half haiku... | socrates44 | 420 | 11 | Feb 2022 | Mar 2022 Yankee4you |
A Bar SceneThere she is, sitting across the bar Glancing me and me at her. She's doing The feminine stuff that makes MEN Become animals! Smiling so innoce... | cambuff | 595 | 11 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 cambuff |
Till Death Do Us PartBill and Kimmy's married bliss Went on for just a year. But something then became amiss And Kimmy's health got queer. When making love nigh every... | gardenhackle | 502 | 11 | Aug 2010 | Oct 2010 Unknown |
The one that got awayJust a good old fishing yarn..about the one that got away...... | Unknown | 750 | 11 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Unknown |
A Man behind the MaskHe is a man in the past Keep something in his heart Keep something in his mind His words reflect his mask Hiding behind his own truth There i... | Davinadia | 1,679 | 11 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Davinadia |
I need samples! (a limerick)-_-'' Anyone tell me if this is called 'Limerick' ??? ermm... if not, I will write a new one again! LOL >_<//// I think I am having problem writing a... | thesunandthesea | 781 | 11 | Jan 2011 | Feb 2011 thesunandthesea |
Limerick Weekend #2I once had a friend try to borrow My money with tales of sorrrow. And so he did say I need it yesterday! "No Problem! Just ask me tomorrow!".... | gardenhackle | 723 | 11 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 SCatlyn |
Trouble Is.....Just a little nonsense....lol....Andrew...xxx... | andrew149 | 1,359 | 11 | Jan 2011 | Jul 2011 gnj4u |
First and Last MeetingCan anyone relate to this?? Where do those socks go????... | boyshchrm6 | 430 | 11 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 boyshchrm6 |
Tears for Twodone under my previous serpico 12... | Unknown | 575 | 11 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Unknown |
The tale of an InsomniacI lie awake most every night Trying to sleep is my only plight Staring at the ceiling, laid in my bed Many thought run through my head So to my GP... | Unknown | 551 | 11 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
A Man from Mars?I'd really love to see one and go for a 'ride'.... | Unknown | 470 | 11 | Mar 2011 | Apr 2011 Ladybee42 |
Smoke-signalsGiving up smoking is easy. Done it dozens of times...... | Hekamaat | 1,013 | 11 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 marikia |
William ShakespeareMy entry into this weekends competition... | Unknown | 610 | 11 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
binary foilsi know you never feel this way but...... | agoodguy2have | 380 | 11 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 andrew149 |
"Go Find The Poet"Just a silly attempt to acknowledge the worth of the poets!! :-)... | swade777 | 666 | 11 | Feb 2012 | Feb 2012 swade777 |
THE VERY PROPER GANDERThose who have fallen victims to slander, scandal, malignant gossip and backbiting can relate to the above. Humankind has devised all kinds of brutal... | marikia | 1,662 | 11 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 gnj4u |
A MALE MONOLOGUEBefore any lovely ladies jump up and down this is merely meant as a fun write and in no way or manner to be taken seriously at all, after all where wo... | steve1223 | 599 | 11 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 steve1223 |
collection of one linerstrying to work on something better. but in the mean time hope to keep you entertained.... | kickit22 | 516 | 11 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Redex |
Ladies: 'Your Profile Reality Check List'just for fun...... | cafetwo2010 | 704 | 11 | Sep 2011 | Aug 2017 godsprincess |
I wanna be a Dog!It's Friday night! lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 374 | 11 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 Redex |
After the Partywanted to repost this after i pulled it.... | kickit22 | 722 | 11 | Jun 2011 | Mar 2013 Unknown |
seperated together.i hope you found this entertaining.... | kickit22 | 626 | 11 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 kickit22 |
smeared windshieldBug splatter can not see cause of the brain and bladder sun's rays making it a haze wipper washers having a blast broken wings crushed dreams... | kickit22 | 528 | 11 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 gnj4u |
Conquer and surrender neighbourhood styleFolks if you have to fight early in the morning, Dont forget to take out the chainsaws and kitchen knives, Husbands fight fire with deadly fire,... | morgen90210 | 712 | 11 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2016 morgen90210 |
Hannahs Day at the FarmMy daughter loves the animals at her grandparents farm. One day when we were visiting, This poem came to me as I was watching her one to one animal to... | Special_Lady67 | 590 | 11 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Special_Lady67 |
Fellsman's Challenge..(Limericks)Some limericks for Fellsman's (Bill's) challenge. :-)... | ReaderOfSouls | 1,012 | 11 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Macduff5 |
captain morgan (worse poem ever challange)hope this made the grade of the stupid poems. lol..... | kickit22 | 830 | 11 | May 2012 | Aug 2019 morgen90210 |
Wizzard's wish..Ok..I'm going fishing! Laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... | cafetwo2010 | 621 | 11 | Aug 2012 | Aug 2012 Unknown |
Fishing StoriesThought I would have a little fun. This is my daughter though and she did catch a HUGE fish while we were vacationing. Reminded me of many other tim... | CloudySky | 556 | 11 | Jul 2012 | Jul 2012 Unknown |
The Sun Worshipping PreacherInspired by all the tv preachers I have watched through the years and the jets and mansions that their words of wisdom bought for them.... | mcradloff | 656 | 11 | Jun 2012 | Jun 2012 mcradloff |
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