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Who viewed me Poem

Who viewed me?Who I ask..viewed me? Could it be you? Was it your sister? Or perhaps your mother?! O, 'you said your cat stepped on your phone and pushed the v...

cafetwo201060911Mar 2014Apr 2014
trurorob
Invisible Poem

Invisiblethose folks with no pics who is forever promising one and those who put a pic but you get nothing else and you wonder if they are even human.......

Unknown43511Nov 2013Nov 2013
Unknown
Ninety Nine Bottles Poem

Ninety Nine BottlesJust a bit of humour...

steve122355911Mar 2014Mar 2014
madtat29
A lock of my hair lol Poem

A lock of my hair..lolO thou trembling maiden who thouest wouldest to meeth be a recipient of thou mine locks of golden har.. Thy mumbling lips doth beg me while...

cafetwo201052811Sep 2014Sep 2014
SCatlyn
Tomfoolery Poem

TomfoolerySaturday funnery....

ImagineLove39211Aug 2014Aug 2014
ImagineLove
Recipe for heartache Poem

Recipe for heartacheMnnn...tasty...

madtat2954911Aug 2014Aug 2014
candykid
Ants Poem

AntsDo you ever take the time to look closely at the ants Just roll up your pants, So they don't bite you. I did just that as I sat back in my s...

peachmelba65211Feb 2015May 2015
godsprincess
Paul Hollywood Poem

Paul HollywoodJust a bit of fun, a poem about my celeb crush lol...

Happychatty156111Apr 2019Apr 2019
Happychatty1
Without Salt Poem

Without SaltYou look good enough to eat If indeed we ever meet, You will surely feel the heat, When our souls collide My sweet...

rapturecapture46611Aug 2018Aug 2018
mcradloff
The viral blues Poem

The viral bluesHappy New 2022 to us!...

yaspark42811Jan 2022Jan 2022
yaspark
On and On and On She Goes Poem

On and On and On She GoesI must be a terrible person....

doglover1445311Apr 2020Apr 2020
doglover14

missed kisssenryu (5-7-5) not half haiku...

socrates4442011Feb 2022Mar 2022
Yankee4you
A Bar Scene Poem

A Bar SceneThere she is, sitting across the bar Glancing me and me at her. She's doing The feminine stuff that makes MEN Become animals! Smiling so innoce...

cambuff59511Aug 2010Aug 2010
cambuff
Till Death Do Us Part Poem

Till Death Do Us PartBill and Kimmy's married bliss Went on for just a year. But something then became amiss And Kimmy's health got queer. When making love nigh every...

gardenhackle50211Aug 2010Oct 2010
Unknown
The one that got away Poem

The one that got awayJust a good old fishing yarn..about the one that got away......

Unknown75011Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
A Man behind the Mask Poem

A Man behind the MaskHe is a man in the past Keep something in his heart Keep something in his mind His words reflect his mask Hiding behind his own truth There i...

Davinadia1,67911Sep 2010Sep 2010
Davinadia
I need samples a limerick Poem

I need samples! (a limerick)-_-'' Anyone tell me if this is called 'Limerick' ??? ermm... if not, I will write a new one again! LOL >_<//// I think I am having problem writing a...

thesunandthesea78111Jan 2011Feb 2011
thesunandthesea
Limerick Weekend 2 Poem

Limerick Weekend #2I once had a friend try to borrow My money with tales of sorrrow. And so he did say I need it yesterday! "No Problem! Just ask me tomorrow!"....

gardenhackle72311Jan 2011Jan 2011
SCatlyn
Trouble Is Poem

Trouble Is.....Just a little nonsense....lol....Andrew...xxx...

andrew1491,35911Jan 2011Jul 2011
gnj4u
First and Last Meeting Poem

First and Last MeetingCan anyone relate to this?? Where do those socks go????...

boyshchrm643011Feb 2011Feb 2011
boyshchrm6
Tears for Two Poem

Tears for Twodone under my previous serpico 12...

Unknown57511Feb 2011Feb 2011
Unknown
The tale of an Insomniac Poem

The tale of an InsomniacI lie awake most every night Trying to sleep is my only plight Staring at the ceiling, laid in my bed Many thought run through my head So to my GP...

Unknown55111Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
A Man from Mars Poem

A Man from Mars?I'd really love to see one and go for a 'ride'....

Unknown47011Mar 2011Apr 2011
Ladybee42
Smoke signals Poem

Smoke-signalsGiving up smoking is easy. Done it dozens of times......

Hekamaat1,01311Mar 2011Mar 2011
marikia
William Shakespeare Poem

William ShakespeareMy entry into this weekends competition...

Unknown61011Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
binary foils Poem

binary foilsi know you never feel this way but......

agoodguy2have38011Apr 2011Apr 2011
andrew149
Go Find The Poet Poem

"Go Find The Poet"Just a silly attempt to acknowledge the worth of the poets!! :-)...

swade77766611Feb 2012Feb 2012
swade777
THE VERY PROPER GANDER Poem

THE VERY PROPER GANDERThose who have fallen victims to slander, scandal, malignant gossip and backbiting can relate to the above. Humankind has devised all kinds of brutal...

marikia1,66211Sep 2011Sep 2011
gnj4u
A MALE MONOLOGUE Poem

A MALE MONOLOGUEBefore any lovely ladies jump up and down this is merely meant as a fun write and in no way or manner to be taken seriously at all, after all where wo...

steve122359911Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
collection of one liners Poem

collection of one linerstrying to work on something better. but in the mean time hope to keep you entertained....

kickit2251611Aug 2011Sep 2011
Redex
cafetwo201070411Sep 2011Aug 2017
godsprincess
I wanna be a Dog Poem

I wanna be a Dog!It's Friday night! lol....

cafetwo201037411Jun 2011Jun 2011
Redex
After the Party Poem

After the Partywanted to repost this after i pulled it....

kickit2272211Jun 2011Mar 2013
Unknown
seperated together Poem

seperated together.i hope you found this entertaining....

kickit2262611Jul 2011Jul 2011
kickit22
smeared windshield Poem

smeared windshieldBug splatter can not see cause of the brain and bladder sun's rays making it a haze wipper washers having a blast broken wings crushed dreams...

kickit2252811Aug 2011Aug 2011
gnj4u
Conquer and surrender neighbourhood style Poem

Conquer and surrender neighbourhood styleFolks if you have to fight early in the morning, Dont forget to take out the chainsaws and kitchen knives, Husbands fight fire with deadly fire,...

morgen9021071211Nov 2012Nov 2016
morgen90210
Hannahs Day at the Farm Poem

Hannahs Day at the FarmMy daughter loves the animals at her grandparents farm. One day when we were visiting, This poem came to me as I was watching her one to one animal to...

Special_Lady6759011Apr 2012Apr 2012
Special_Lady67
Fellsmans Challenge Limericks Poem

Fellsman's Challenge..(Limericks)Some limericks for Fellsman's (Bill's) challenge. :-)...

ReaderOfSouls1,01211Apr 2012Apr 2012
Macduff5
captain morgan worse poem ever challange Poem

captain morgan (worse poem ever challange)hope this made the grade of the stupid poems. lol.....

kickit2283011May 2012Aug 2019
morgen90210
Wizzards wish Poem

Wizzard's wish..Ok..I'm going fishing! Laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

cafetwo201062111Aug 2012Aug 2012
Unknown
Fishing Stories Poem

Fishing StoriesThought I would have a little fun. This is my daughter though and she did catch a HUGE fish while we were vacationing. Reminded me of many other tim...

CloudySky55611Jul 2012Jul 2012
Unknown
The Sun Worshipping Preacher Poem

The Sun Worshipping PreacherInspired by all the tv preachers I have watched through the years and the jets and mansions that their words of wisdom bought for them....

mcradloff65611Jun 2012Jun 2012
mcradloff

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