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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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santas bad dayjust another bit of fun, i wrote this down based on a little joke my sister made some time ago, i quite enjoy doing poems when i can think of somethin... | mickypeeps | 542 | 0 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 mcradloff |
My Best FriendRandom thoughts © Copyright, bigcadillac... | Unknown | 270 | 0 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 Unknown |
lolroses are red nuts are round skirts are up panties are down skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.... | Unknown | 241 | 0 | Jan 2012 | Jan 2012 Fellsman |
Social DefectDown the streets of dryden I walk, everywhere I hear the bullshit talk. The people are damned,I think it's the water, and then I wonder "why eve... | Unknown | 533 | 0 | Jan 2012 | |
Eligible BachelorJust a quick description of myself... | colinmatts | 439 | 0 | Jan 2012 | |
Let's all laughLaugh first laugh last as long as we can laugh there is nothing wrong with a good laugh I laugh to I begin to cry I laugh because I'm full of joy... | Weathermanspirit | 367 | 0 | Mar 2012 | |
Hanging aroundI wrote this poem to have a laugh at someone who once said I should end my life. I know now that it was said in jest... | Dazab | 335 | 0 | Feb 2012 | |
I love the beachI love the beach it's my most favorite place in the world I love sit on the sand and watch the pretty girls Dream my life away Oh, I love the wa... | Unknown | 1,394 | 0 | Feb 2012 | |
SillyConfused... | ron398 | 297 | 0 | Feb 2012 | |
Alone againFirst of in regards to the gun statement Im just joking. What Im trying to say is that Im sick of being alone... | Dazab | 372 | 0 | Jan 2012 | |
Waking upWrote this when I was a university student... | Minzy | 303 | 0 | Jan 2012 | |
Window ShowAll my poetry is based on true life happenings around my family and friends.... | bubbles666 | 301 | 0 | Feb 2012 | Feb 2012 bubbles666 |
My Haikulong ago, playing drinnking games, someone declared the 'Hasselhoff Rule' where you finish everything you say with ...David Hasselhoff. I dont drink... | Unknown | 216 | 0 | Nov 2011 | |
Perched On The Pot (little silly)I was a teenager just goofing around.. sorry if it's offensive,, just thought it was funny :)Hope it brings a smile to SOMEONE... | endogirl78 | 244 | 0 | Nov 2011 | |
Is not the end of lifeI am good, but they said am not, yes they took away my light, but its not the end of my life... | walter300 | 344 | 0 | Nov 2011 | |
moodsSo like a woman I thought! Written 6-2-78... | Unknown | 317 | 0 | Oct 2011 | |
BLAHHH!!!Im alot of things But im not SLOW... | Victorsfmallare | 379 | 0 | Oct 2011 | |
la nocheIt is the light i seek in the darkness, the wisdom in the wonder, the shelter from the storm & the abi from the norm :)... | templarknight | 186 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
Some Bad Zombie AdviceInspired after watching Night of the Living Dead.... | mcradloff | 582 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
Wrongdoings(This is not very personal. I am just playing with ideas...) I first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM: | wisemandy | 453 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
Cat name MikeThere once was a cat named Mike, liked to walk with his tail high in the air. When the girl cats would pass by, they would say, “ Oh my, oh my....... | justabum | 289 | 0 | Oct 2011 | |
The Poet Has SpokenTis time said the poet To speak of things That's best left unsaid So he spoke on and on Of these and other things If you were not there Tis awfu... | steve1223 | 356 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
Turtle Soup?Some call it an aphrodisiac. They say it gives a man a strong back. Like a good woman, turtle soup makes no sense; Can something so delicate be s... | Unknown | 451 | 0 | May 2011 | |
The Isle of SnugglindonA pure, silly nonsense poem that I wrote just for the fun of it! (I originally posted this at the Starlite Cafe poetry site back in 2010, under the n... | Unknown | 352 | 0 | Apr 2011 | |
David and MonaDavid, A bachelor? Why, when Mona Lisa is not taken? Is he not drawn by her amazing beauty, and the innocence in her eyes? Her closed lips s... | Unknown | 254 | 0 | Mar 2011 | |
Robin Williams/EasterThis is off his stand-up from 2002, his funniest he ever did.... | mcradloff | 1,341 | 0 | Apr 2011 | |
My DDI'm gonna go downtown I'm gonna see my gal I'm gonna sing her a son I'm gonna show her my Ding Dong... | Unknown | 232 | 0 | Mar 2011 | |
seekslazy to complete it... | MELTATION00271 | 318 | 0 | Jan 2011 | |
The Man In The Moon.There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?... | Unknown | 225 | 0 | Jan 2011 | |
About nothingSuggested by a comment to one poem.... | marikia | 578 | 0 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Ladybee42 |
Entrapment... Part 2You stand there, staring at Two bottles, same size, same color, Two very similar names; Desert Sand and Fine Desert Sand. She hands them to you,... | cambuff | 619 | 0 | Sep 2010 | |
bouncing ballbouncing ball keep on bouncing down the path see you go red or blue is your colour as you pass house and tree bouncing high toward the sk... | Unknown | 246 | 0 | Sep 2010 | |
one more shiftdone roughly to tune of banana boat song..for fun... | Unknown | 238 | 0 | Sep 2010 | |
halloweenall about halloween... | Unknown | 341 | 0 | Oct 2010 | |
Face Book FriendsA little ditty about Face Book..... | Unknown | 280 | 0 | Nov 2010 | |
when i look into your eyesjust off the topp of my head... | Unknown | 175 | 0 | Jan 2011 | |
................................................... | CuspofMagic | 476 | 0 | Jan 2011 | |
2012Its time to worry time to fear 2012 will soon be here. The earth will line up with the stars and blow us all to maybe mares. Their is no time to count... | Unknown | 351 | 0 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 beautifulyou |
cold ainI never really liked the cold I am not fond of rain But for reasons unimaginable and quite unfathomable I love the two when they are twain... | Unknown | 299 | 0 | Dec 2010 | |
KarmaHello Karma, my old friend, I'm glad to see we meet again. I piss on you, and you on me; But I piss a stream and you the sea.... | Unknown | 263 | 0 | Dec 2010 | |
One Fine Day (Anon)My Great-Grandfather used to read this to me as a boy.... | Unknown | 276 | 0 | Dec 2010 | |
The Dance FloorHit my head up and flip it over is clock works red as your face running dancing is the lazy one. on the floor making it real is just me taking the tim... | badboybill5357 | 339 | 0 | Aug 2010 |
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