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santas bad day Poem

santas bad dayjust another bit of fun, i wrote this down based on a little joke my sister made some time ago, i quite enjoy doing poems when i can think of somethin...

mickypeeps5420Dec 2011Dec 2011
mcradloff
My Best Friend Poem

My Best FriendRandom thoughts © Copyright, bigcadillac...

Unknown2700Dec 2011Dec 2011
Unknown
lol Poem

lolroses are red nuts are round skirts are up panties are down skin to skin when its stiff stick it in....

Unknown2410Jan 2012Jan 2012
Fellsman
Social Defect Poem

Social DefectDown the streets of dryden I walk, everywhere I hear the bullshit talk. The people are damned,I think it's the water, and then I wonder "why eve...

Unknown5330Jan 2012
Eligible Bachelor Poem

Eligible BachelorJust a quick description of myself...

colinmatts4390Jan 2012
Lets all laugh Poem

Let's all laughLaugh first laugh last as long as we can laugh there is nothing wrong with a good laugh I laugh to I begin to cry I laugh because I'm full of joy...

Weathermanspirit3670Mar 2012
Hanging around Poem

Hanging aroundI wrote this poem to have a laugh at someone who once said I should end my life. I know now that it was said in jest...

Dazab3350Feb 2012
I love the beach Poem

I love the beachI love the beach it's my most favorite place in the world I love sit on the sand and watch the pretty girls Dream my life away Oh, I love the wa...

Unknown1,3940Feb 2012
Silly Poem

SillyConfused...

ron3982970Feb 2012
Alone again Poem

Alone againFirst of in regards to the gun statement Im just joking. What Im trying to say is that Im sick of being alone...

Dazab3720Jan 2012
Waking up Poem

Waking upWrote this when I was a university student...

Minzy3030Jan 2012
Window Show Poem

Window ShowAll my poetry is based on true life happenings around my family and friends....

bubbles6663010Feb 2012Feb 2012
bubbles666
My Haiku Poem

My Haikulong ago, playing drinnking games, someone declared the 'Hasselhoff Rule' where you finish everything you say with ...David Hasselhoff. I dont drink...

Unknown2160Nov 2011
Perched On The Pot little silly Poem

Perched On The Pot (little silly)I was a teenager just goofing around.. sorry if it's offensive,, just thought it was funny :)Hope it brings a smile to SOMEONE...

endogirl782440Nov 2011
Is not the end of life Poem

Is not the end of lifeI am good, but they said am not, yes they took away my light, but its not the end of my life...

walter3003440Nov 2011
moods Poem

moodsSo like a woman I thought! Written 6-2-78...

Unknown3170Oct 2011
BLAHHH Poem

BLAHHH!!!Im alot of things But im not SLOW...

Victorsfmallare3790Oct 2011
la noche Poem

la nocheIt is the light i seek in the darkness, the wisdom in the wonder, the shelter from the storm & the abi from the norm :)...

templarknight1860Sep 2011
Some Bad Zombie Advice Poem

Some Bad Zombie AdviceInspired after watching Night of the Living Dead....

mcradloff5820Sep 2011
Wrongdoings Poem

Wrongdoings(This is not very personal. I am just playing with ideas...) I first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM:

wisemandy4530Sep 2011
Cat name Mike Poem

Cat name MikeThere once was a cat named Mike, liked to walk with his tail high in the air. When the girl cats would pass by, they would say, “ Oh my, oh my.......

justabum2890Oct 2011
The Poet Has Spoken Poem

The Poet Has SpokenTis time said the poet To speak of things That's best left unsaid So he spoke on and on Of these and other things If you were not there Tis awfu...

steve12233560Sep 2011
Turtle Soup Poem

Turtle Soup?Some call it an aphrodisiac. They say it gives a man a strong back. Like a good woman, turtle soup makes no sense; Can something so delicate be s...

Unknown4510May 2011
The Isle of Snugglindon Poem

The Isle of SnugglindonA pure, silly nonsense poem that I wrote just for the fun of it! (I originally posted this at the Starlite Cafe poetry site back in 2010, under the n...

Unknown3520Apr 2011
David and Mona Poem

David and MonaDavid, A bachelor? Why, when Mona Lisa is not taken? Is he not drawn by her amazing beauty, and the innocence in her eyes? Her closed lips s...

Unknown2540Mar 2011
Robin Williams Easter Poem

Robin Williams/EasterThis is off his stand-up from 2002, his funniest he ever did....

mcradloff1,3410Apr 2011
My DD Poem

My DDI'm gonna go downtown I'm gonna see my gal I'm gonna sing her a son I'm gonna show her my Ding Dong...

Unknown2320Mar 2011
seeks Poem

seekslazy to complete it...

MELTATION002713180Jan 2011
The Man In The Moon Poem

The Man In The Moon.There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?...

Unknown2250Jan 2011
About nothing Poem

About nothingSuggested by a comment to one poem....

marikia5780Jan 2011Jan 2011
Ladybee42
Entrapment Part 2 Poem

Entrapment... Part 2You stand there, staring at Two bottles, same size, same color, Two very similar names; Desert Sand and Fine Desert Sand. She hands them to you,...

cambuff6190Sep 2010
bouncing ball Poem

bouncing ballbouncing ball keep on bouncing down the path see you go red or blue is your colour as you pass house and tree bouncing high toward the sk...

Unknown2460Sep 2010
one more shift Poem

one more shiftdone roughly to tune of banana boat song..for fun...

Unknown2380Sep 2010
halloween Poem

halloweenall about halloween...

Unknown3410Oct 2010
Face Book Friends Poem

Face Book FriendsA little ditty about Face Book.....

Unknown2800Nov 2010
when i look into your eyes Poem

when i look into your eyesjust off the topp of my head...

Unknown1750Jan 2011
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CuspofMagic4760Jan 2011
2012 Poem

2012Its time to worry time to fear 2012 will soon be here. The earth will line up with the stars and blow us all to maybe mares. Their is no time to count...

Unknown3510Jan 2011Jan 2011
beautifulyou
cold ain Poem

cold ainI never really liked the cold I am not fond of rain But for reasons unimaginable and quite unfathomable I love the two when they are twain...

Unknown2990Dec 2010
Karma Poem

KarmaHello Karma, my old friend, I'm glad to see we meet again. I piss on you, and you on me; But I piss a stream and you the sea....

Unknown2630Dec 2010
One Fine Day Anon Poem

One Fine Day (Anon)My Great-Grandfather used to read this to me as a boy....

Unknown2760Dec 2010
The Dance Floor Poem

The Dance FloorHit my head up and flip it over is clock works red as your face running dancing is the lazy one. on the floor making it real is just me taking the tim...

badboybill53573390Aug 2010

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