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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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high noon bounty hunterThought I'd mosey in on this challenge...... | madtat29 | 655 | 7 | Apr 2013 | May 2013 fjamesj9701 |
JACK'S NOT NIMBLEanother nursery poem trashed... | studecar | 833 | 7 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 rapturecapture |
A message to Plucky ( Dark Horse)Ladies and Gentlemen , friends and poets please do not watch the horrific videos below if you have a weak or sensitive hearts and compassion for these... | fjamesj9701 | 551 | 7 | May 2013 | May 2013 fjamesj9701 |
The FishingTrippelican pie anyone?... | shadow1950 | 368 | 7 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
The Squirebit of fun... | shadow1950 | 461 | 7 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 Poetnumber1 |
I was goofy off- lolI came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quit... | SnowCoveredMuse | 439 | 7 | May 2014 | May 2014 Peneloperosejae |
MusicI love music and I love car's but the rhythm's carry me far out past the stars The sounds fill me deeply deep to my core I can listen all day... | liketoworkhard | 588 | 7 | Dec 2013 | May 2014 fjamesj9701 |
JokeJesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before th... | steve1223 | 490 | 7 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 Angel04 |
World shortest poem for influencing to ladies.That's soo romantic poem.... | Mrspade | 659 | 7 | Oct 2014 | Oct 2014 avias |
Rich Lady's RantHa! Ha! Ha! just felt like exploring.... see where I'd end up... lol... | Unknown | 641 | 7 | Sep 2014 | Oct 2014 Unknown |
The 45th dimensionMay the force be with you. Will you join us in the 45th? Pizza is free and and I can produce tear free nylons if you have a coupon. And for the knig... | cafetwo2010 | 634 | 7 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 cafetwo2010 |
Tasteful EcstasyCouldn't resist!... | ImagineLove | 344 | 7 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 123whisper |
im not a poet and i already know itjus me being a lil silly... | shaylahoney25 | 346 | 7 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 Spartacus2012 |
five p out rageIn dire straits The poor man be For he wanted a p To the unknown A toilet he wanted to find High and low He looked with strained look He c... | wayne34 | 504 | 7 | Aug 2014 | Sep 2014 SCatlyn |
I Eat PeachesI eat peaches for breakfast one before brunch an 3 before dinner an 4 before lunch I eat peaches on my way to school on the dive and into the pool peo... | honeybear3000 | 1,127 | 7 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2015 madtat29 |
WHAT IS IN A NAMEJust some fun name places in Australia... | steve1223 | 688 | 7 | Sep 2017 | Oct 2017 steve1223 |
"triangle"spiraling debauchery the pit in which I fell tis fiendishly amoral the tale of which I'll tell I dreamt of tax accountancy but my parents had... | walRU | 385 | 7 | Jun 2019 | Jun 2019 walRU |
fizzion chipscambridge on a sunny morn a professor deep in thought a quasi quantum quandary his mind now overwrought now the kernel of dilemma the cause of... | yachtsman_7 | 422 | 7 | Feb 2021 | Feb 2021 Nuwahri61 |
Poem for the catPoetry for cats... | Oceanzest | 352 | 7 | Sep 2021 | Sep 2021 niah9 |
A Limerick for a LeprechaunA small figure leapt out with gold. Storms can get bogged down on his foretold Mischief lingers in his mind Hot air blows him up wide Reaching the... | southmiami4321 | 211 | 7 | Mar 7 | Mar 18 ladyjewel |
I Can Sing a (Colourblind) RainbowA fun little satire on the classic 1951 song "I Can Sing A Rainbow" by Arthur Hamilton. I wrote this as I am mildly colourblind and thought this wo... | Unknown | 322 | 7 | Sep 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
i paid her to please me .. .not a serious one obviously. i was thinking of my coming of age, and obviously my first new car .. in my eyes the most beautiful little FIAT 128 in r... | virgosign | 907 | 7 | Oct 2009 | May 2011 virgosign |
Cold Begins....Hate the cold weather!!!! lol... | Tiger_Dan | 639 | 7 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 Tiger_Dan |
Late for workGot up late, I must get to work The boss will be waiting and going berserk Only 30 minutes to get there on time A 20 minute drive so i'm cutting it... | Unknown | 425 | 7 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 Unknown |
very silly poem, number 2Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke...... | jac379 | 633 | 7 | May 2010 | May 2010 optimisticme |
...'Roses are Red, Violets are Blue'...Just a challenge to those afraid of venturing out into something less familiar when tempted to express oneself in poetic form.... | swade777 | 777 | 7 | Aug 2010 | May 2011 thesunandthesea |
Warning!The drug commercials!!!... | Unknown | 486 | 7 | Jul 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
Huh?Wanted to try a quick stream-of-conciouness thing...... | Unknown | 440 | 7 | Jul 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
Still CluelessTrue story... | Unknown | 433 | 7 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Unknown |
Dam It!!who knows how much water....when hence the oneness of the locks shall rise or silently gracefully fall.... I shall only be the one to know, and there... | sophiasummer | 512 | 7 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 niah9 |
So closeoh the days of our youth still in school. you see a dollar bill floating around and somebody else takes it before you can.there goes that cocacola yo... | kickit22 | 511 | 7 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 kickit22 |
From Lovely Me - To Lovely You^_^ first I wanted to write a romantic poem but have no idea why it ends this way.. lol... | thesunandthesea | 670 | 7 | Nov 2010 | Dec 2010 thesunandthesea |
Y_Yhahaha :P... | thesunandthesea | 582 | 7 | Dec 2010 | Dec 2010 thesunandthesea |
Cowgirl In Wyoming (Limerick)Cowboy Limerick :)... | ReaderOfSouls | 1,511 | 7 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 niah9 |
OOOOOPS!Toilet humour.....lol....xxx... | andrew149 | 401 | 7 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 hedistuff |
.... from Nantucketsee...clean...hah! (dammit)... | hedistuff | 537 | 7 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 boyshchrm6 |
fore!I heard of a golfer named hedistuff who's teeshots would always land in the rough despite the tears that he cried no matter how hard he tried his... | hedistuff | 509 | 7 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 caroljoyce |
a rash of limerickah...the first of perhaps several awful offerings... | hedistuff | 645 | 7 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Earlgreytea |
Undecypherable?Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted. Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D... | Unknown | 596 | 7 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
Idle poets!I write. You write. They write. Write Right!... | byfaith | 653 | 7 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 byfaith |
The Postman always calls twice!!I'm always waiting for the postman, he'll be the 'death' of me LOL.... | Unknown | 452 | 7 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Unknown |
meter policeuh...is something wrong officer?...I didn't see a sign back there...... | agoodguy2have | 497 | 7 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Macduff5 |
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