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high noon bounty hunter Poem

high noon bounty hunterThought I'd mosey in on this challenge......

madtat296557Apr 2013May 2013
fjamesj9701
JACKS NOT NIMBLE Poem

JACK'S NOT NIMBLEanother nursery poem trashed...

studecar8337Apr 2013Apr 2013
rapturecapture
A message to Plucky Dark Horse Poem

A message to Plucky ( Dark Horse)Ladies and Gentlemen , friends and poets please do not watch the horrific videos below if you have a weak or sensitive hearts and compassion for these...

fjamesj97015517May 2013May 2013
fjamesj9701
The FishingTrip Poem

The FishingTrippelican pie anyone?...

shadow19503687May 2013May 2013
shadow1950
The Squire Poem

The Squirebit of fun...

shadow19504617Apr 2013Apr 2013
Poetnumber1
I was goofy off lol Poem

I was goofy off- lolI came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quit...

SnowCoveredMuse4397May 2014May 2014
Peneloperosejae
Music Poem

MusicI love music and I love car's but the rhythm's carry me far out past the stars The sounds fill me deeply deep to my core I can listen all day...

liketoworkhard5887Dec 2013May 2014
fjamesj9701
Joke Poem

JokeJesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before th...

steve12234907Feb 2014Feb 2014
Angel04
Mrspade6597Oct 2014Oct 2014
avias
Rich Ladys Rant Poem

Rich Lady's RantHa! Ha! Ha! just felt like exploring.... see where I'd end up... lol...

Unknown6417Sep 2014Oct 2014
Unknown
The 45th dimension Poem

The 45th dimensionMay the force be with you. Will you join us in the 45th? Pizza is free and and I can produce tear free nylons if you have a coupon. And for the knig...

cafetwo20106347Sep 2014Sep 2014
cafetwo2010
Tasteful Ecstasy Poem

Tasteful EcstasyCouldn't resist!...

ImagineLove3447Sep 2014Sep 2014
123whisper
im not a poet and i already know it Poem

im not a poet and i already know itjus me being a lil silly...

shaylahoney253467Aug 2014Aug 2014
Spartacus2012
five p out rage Poem

five p out rageIn dire straits The poor man be For he wanted a p To the unknown A toilet he wanted to find High and low He looked with strained look He c...

wayne345047Aug 2014Sep 2014
SCatlyn
I Eat Peaches Poem

I Eat PeachesI eat peaches for breakfast one before brunch an 3 before dinner an 4 before lunch I eat peaches on my way to school on the dive and into the pool peo...

honeybear30001,1277Apr 2015Apr 2015
madtat29
WHAT IS IN A NAME Poem

WHAT IS IN A NAMEJust some fun name places in Australia...

steve12236887Sep 2017Oct 2017
steve1223
triangle Poem

"triangle"spiraling debauchery the pit in which I fell tis fiendishly amoral the tale of which I'll tell I dreamt of tax accountancy but my parents had...

walRU3857Jun 2019Jun 2019
walRU
fizzion chips Poem

fizzion chipscambridge on a sunny morn a professor deep in thought a quasi quantum quandary his mind now overwrought now the kernel of dilemma the cause of...

yachtsman_74227Feb 2021Feb 2021
Nuwahri61
Poem for the cat Poem

Poem for the catPoetry for cats...

Oceanzest3527Sep 2021Sep 2021
niah9

A Limerick for a LeprechaunA small figure leapt out with gold. Storms can get bogged down on his foretold Mischief lingers in his mind Hot air blows him up wide Reaching the...

southmiami43212117Mar 7Mar 18
ladyjewel
I Can Sing a Colourblind Rainbow Poem

I Can Sing a (Colourblind) RainbowA fun little satire on the classic 1951 song "I Can Sing A Rainbow" by Arthur Hamilton. I wrote this as I am mildly colourblind and thought this wo...

Unknown3227Sep 2009Oct 2009
Unknown
i paid her to please me Poem

i paid her to please me .. .not a serious one obviously. i was thinking of my coming of age, and obviously my first new car .. in my eyes the most beautiful little FIAT 128 in r...

virgosign9077Oct 2009May 2011
virgosign
Cold Begins Poem

Cold Begins....Hate the cold weather!!!! lol...

Tiger_Dan6397Dec 2009Dec 2009
Tiger_Dan
Late for work Poem

Late for workGot up late, I must get to work The boss will be waiting and going berserk Only 30 minutes to get there on time A 20 minute drive so i'm cutting it...

Unknown4257Dec 2009Dec 2009
Unknown
very silly poem number 2 Poem

very silly poem, number 2Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke......

jac3796337May 2010May 2010
optimisticme
Roses are Red Violets are Blue Poem

...'Roses are Red, Violets are Blue'...Just a challenge to those afraid of venturing out into something less familiar when tempted to express oneself in poetic form....

swade7777777Aug 2010May 2011
thesunandthesea
Warning Poem

Warning!The drug commercials!!!...

Unknown4867Jul 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
Huh Poem

Huh?Wanted to try a quick stream-of-conciouness thing......

Unknown4407Jul 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
Still Clueless Poem

Still CluelessTrue story...

Unknown4337Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
Dam It Poem

Dam It!!who knows how much water....when hence the oneness of the locks shall rise or silently gracefully fall.... I shall only be the one to know, and there...

sophiasummer5127Nov 2010Nov 2010
niah9
So close Poem

So closeoh the days of our youth still in school. you see a dollar bill floating around and somebody else takes it before you can.there goes that cocacola yo...

kickit225117Nov 2010Nov 2010
kickit22
From Lovely Me To Lovely You Poem

From Lovely Me - To Lovely You^_^ first I wanted to write a romantic poem but have no idea why it ends this way.. lol...

thesunandthesea6707Nov 2010Dec 2010
thesunandthesea
Y Y Poem

Y_Yhahaha :P...

thesunandthesea5827Dec 2010Dec 2010
thesunandthesea
Cowgirl In Wyoming Limerick Poem

Cowgirl In Wyoming (Limerick)Cowboy Limerick :)...

ReaderOfSouls1,5117Jan 2011Jan 2011
niah9
OOOOOPS Poem

OOOOOPS!Toilet humour.....lol....xxx...

andrew1494017Jan 2011Jan 2011
hedistuff
from Nantucket Poem

.... from Nantucketsee...clean...hah! (dammit)...

hedistuff5377Jan 2011Jan 2011
boyshchrm6
fore Poem

fore!I heard of a golfer named hedistuff who's teeshots would always land in the rough despite the tears that he cried no matter how hard he tried his...

hedistuff5097Jan 2011Jan 2011
caroljoyce
a rash of limerick Poem

a rash of limerickah...the first of perhaps several awful offerings...

hedistuff6457Jan 2011Jan 2011
Earlgreytea
Undecypherable Poem

Undecypherable?Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted. Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D...

Unknown5967Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
Idle poets Poem

Idle poets!I write. You write. They write. Write Right!...

byfaith6537Jan 2011Jan 2011
byfaith
The Postman always calls twice Poem

The Postman always calls twice!!I'm always waiting for the postman, he'll be the 'death' of me LOL....

Unknown4527Jan 2011Jan 2011
Unknown
meter police Poem

meter policeuh...is something wrong officer?...I didn't see a sign back there......

agoodguy2have4977Mar 2011Mar 2011
Macduff5

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