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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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MY TELEPHONE INSIDESelf talk. Be ready 24/7 for a "call" from your Telephone Inside. Just might be the one you've been waiting for. Just a little humor.... | BobbyC1348 | 762 | 2 | Aug 2018 | Sep 2018 BobbyC1348 |
mr beeHa bee it you and me in this field of delight..... ha yo take it slow only you have flight.....ha wasp dont accost Im just passing through...... ask t... | falling_satelite | 460 | 2 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 raphael119 |
BEYOND THE VEILSOMEONE WALKED UP TO ME AND SAID THAT LIFE WAS FULL OF OBSCURITIES MY ADVICE WAS THE CONTENT OF 'BEYOND THE VEIL... | Unknown | 494 | 2 | Apr 2015 | May 2015 Unknown |
Fred the PigThere once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his be... | Retsina_007 | 720 | 2 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 godsprincess |
Humor under an apple tree!Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?... | ladygwen123 | 932 | 2 | Sep 2015 | Sep 2015 ladygwen123 |
7 DAY FORECASTA TYPICAL WEEK IN MY LIFE!... | WILDANDREADY | 553 | 2 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2015 WILDANDREADY |
who are: youWho are you On mounted pedastals High above You look and stir Motionless You stand Jessters in hand Poissed in figure Cold to touch... | wayne34 | 683 | 2 | Feb 2015 | Feb 2015 beautifulyou |
THAT BOOK YOU STOLEFound in 1924 Algebras text book. Author unknown.... | rusticbink | 798 | 2 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2017 rusticbink |
My Christmas ListChristmas is mere days away and I've yet to write my list so I had better get it done right now or my chimney will be missed Santa's sleigh... | Retsina_007 | 537 | 2 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 beautifulyou |
CS Style Xmas TreeJust thinking how we all like to look our best and strive to show off are better sides yet no matter what we think of ourselves we fit somewhere in th... | Stedan | 604 | 2 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 jazzy75 |
on the lighter sideI came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quit... | SnowCoveredMuse | 363 | 2 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 SnowCoveredMuse |
Knocker KnockersMore of a tongue twister inspired by a forum... | postneoludite | 539 | 2 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 Unknown |
Garlic is for LoversIf you know some of my work, I'm pretty much crazy! Enjoy!... | ImagineLove | 318 | 2 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 Spartacus2012 |
Coffee and PoetryReposting this as I have collaborated with an English Prof in CA and this version is worth posting again! Here's to all the coffee drinkers!... | ImagineLove | 546 | 2 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 Unknown |
The Body FarmThis was inspired by a friend of mine who was thinking of leaving her body to the Body Farm... | steve1223 | 514 | 2 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 steve1223 |
Shadow People (5 7 5)Just fooling around with 5-7-5...its Sunday night!... | ImagineLove | 561 | 2 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 SCatlyn |
Food for thoughtDo you smile and wonder..? Wash the dishes till they shine Oh how good you'd go with cherries Oh and maybe some blueberries and a nice glass of y... | Unknown | 186 | 2 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 Unknown |
You and Me Darrrrlinnñg.......feel freeeeee to koment... all in name of pinkie Hurry now not much time to lose because we are going to take over the World! !!!... | morgen90210 | 1,131 | 2 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 morgen90210 |
PainLie back, relax, do not fight me no, do not scream or even cry it will be over soon you will see now open wide, no, no much wider Trembling, she... | shadow1950 | 371 | 2 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 Unknown |
Three's CompanyI got seasons 2-8 on dvd from my library. I have always loved this show. John Ritter was the glue that kept this show fun. They tried a spinoff cal... | mcradloff | 773 | 2 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 TAR_734 |
back on trackLike a railway through a mountain pass,her eyes they shone like crystal glass,her ways were from another time,she had my heart, this heart of mine,but... | Unknown | 203 | 2 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 Unknown |
the truthI was on the internet today looking for a passion play Met girls from far away My profile they like they say They all want to get away come mee... | liketoworkhard | 456 | 2 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 liketoworkhard |
You can't play in my yard I don't love you anymoreOh! The ways of woman ... I have been used as a Boy Toy and then thrown away! Boo Hoo!... | Unknown | 497 | 2 | Nov 2013 | Nov 2013 Unknown |
Horror NightIt’s time to write about horror nights Of things that terrify your soul Sweat pouring down your face To survive the night is your goal Up the st... | steve1223 | 346 | 2 | Nov 2013 | Nov 2013 Redex |
P.S. your monsterdid this some time back brought it forward again... | morgen90210 | 395 | 2 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 morgen90210 |
Universal poemsAll languages have their poems But in translation lose something Images retained and their metre See arabic and german to english For all that th... | branksome | 316 | 2 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 orientalkoru |
boxesI pack my life Inside my boxes My first Lots of room I have As my life spirrals Lots of things I collect Memeries that I want And those t... | wayne34 | 360 | 2 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 trurorob |
Lily O'PinkLily O'Pink was famous for her vegetable compound which always gave some relief, the principal ingredient being Opium.... | branksome | 308 | 2 | Mar 2014 | Apr 2014 darkhorse555 |
HelpA place to start... | Unknown | 366 | 2 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
World Cup LoveThose six long weeks every four years can put a test to the best of relationships for those who have no interest in football.. we love to hate and yet... | Stedan | 308 | 2 | Jun 2014 | Jun 2014 morgen90210 |
crooked manI was raised on a farm an use to sing to the cows to make them calm while milking them.... | bigdave10 | 289 | 2 | May 2014 | Jun 2014 morgen90210 |
LaughingLife is just one long joke We designed and planned it We laugh in the irony Of the mistakes made Of words left unspoken Words which hurt shoul... | branksome | 385 | 2 | May 2014 | Jun 2014 Joseph1112 |
"YOU'LL DINE AGAIN!"You can be the king of the rock, there’s no race to the top. In the game of hide and seek, I’ll find your Gräfenberg spot. Your gratification will b... | IvoryPetals | 343 | 2 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 IvoryPetals |
Thoughts on TimeI think I noticed some more wrinkles the day I wrote this.... so, I stopped shaving using the mirror and just go at it blind in the shower. I accrue... | GMS75 | 430 | 2 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 GMS75 |
April Fool's Dayyou all know the old saying a pinch and a punch for the first of the month and no returns kids all over the world will be saying it today... | shadow1950 | 466 | 2 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 shadow1950 |
" Desparate Love " by JonroanI wrote this when an old girlfriend put me out on a snowy night in Arkansas. I showed it to her the next day, after I had thawed out, and she put me o... | Jonroan | 250 | 2 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 SundaySilence |
Saint Patrick's Day Snow(Budapest, Hungary, after days of snowing)... | wisemandy | 349 | 2 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 beautifulyou |
AsdfRoses are grey Violets are grey I'm colourblind And shit at poetry.... | dilzer92 | 233 | 2 | May 2013 | May 2013 Unknown |
Shopping MadnessI witnessed a stampede of "shoppers" last year during the infamous "day after Thanksgiving" sale. Enough said.... | GMS75 | 445 | 2 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 GMS75 |
In The JungleLet's celebrate unbirthdays... | steve1223 | 474 | 2 | Aug 2013 | Sep 2013 fjamesj9701 |
MathematicsI find it such a worry To have to work with numbers Some they say you have to add I suppose that’s not to bad But then what happens to the ones... | steve1223 | 477 | 2 | Aug 2013 | Sep 2013 fjamesj9701 |
EpitaphBeneath this stone I reside Lived a long life, then I died Left behind a nagging wife Caused me nothing but strife R.I.P. Robin Graves htt... | steve1223 | 348 | 2 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 darkhorse555 |
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