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MY TELEPHONE INSIDE Poem

MY TELEPHONE INSIDESelf talk. Be ready 24/7 for a "call" from your Telephone Inside. Just might be the one you've been waiting for. Just a little humor....

BobbyC13487622Aug 2018Sep 2018
BobbyC1348
mr bee Poem

mr beeHa bee it you and me in this field of delight..... ha yo take it slow only you have flight.....ha wasp dont accost Im just passing through...... ask t...

falling_satelite4602Jul 2015Jul 2015
raphael119
BEYOND THE VEIL Poem

BEYOND THE VEILSOMEONE WALKED UP TO ME AND SAID THAT LIFE WAS FULL OF OBSCURITIES MY ADVICE WAS THE CONTENT OF 'BEYOND THE VEIL...

Unknown4942Apr 2015May 2015
Unknown
Fred the Pig Poem

Fred the PigThere once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his be...

Retsina_0077202Aug 2015Aug 2015
godsprincess
Humor under an apple tree Poem

Humor under an apple tree!Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?...

ladygwen1239322Sep 2015Sep 2015
ladygwen123
7 DAY FORECAST Poem

7 DAY FORECASTA TYPICAL WEEK IN MY LIFE!...

WILDANDREADY5532Apr 2015Apr 2015
WILDANDREADY
who are you Poem

who are: youWho are you On mounted pedastals High above You look and stir Motionless You stand Jessters in hand Poissed in figure Cold to touch...

wayne346832Feb 2015Feb 2015
beautifulyou
THAT BOOK YOU STOLE Poem

THAT BOOK YOU STOLEFound in 1924 Algebras text book. Author unknown....

rusticbink7982Apr 2015Apr 2017
rusticbink
My Christmas List Poem

My Christmas ListChristmas is mere days away and I've yet to write my list so I had better get it done right now or my chimney will be missed Santa's sleigh...

Retsina_0075372Dec 2014Dec 2014
beautifulyou
CS Style Xmas Tree Poem

CS Style Xmas TreeJust thinking how we all like to look our best and strive to show off are better sides yet no matter what we think of ourselves we fit somewhere in th...

Stedan6042Dec 2014Dec 2014
jazzy75
on the lighter side Poem

on the lighter sideI came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quit...

SnowCoveredMuse3632Jul 2014Jul 2014
SnowCoveredMuse
Knocker Knockers Poem

Knocker KnockersMore of a tongue twister inspired by a forum...

postneoludite5392Jul 2014Jul 2014
Unknown
Garlic is for Lovers Poem

Garlic is for LoversIf you know some of my work, I'm pretty much crazy! Enjoy!...

ImagineLove3182Aug 2014Aug 2014
Spartacus2012
Coffee and Poetry Poem

Coffee and PoetryReposting this as I have collaborated with an English Prof in CA and this version is worth posting again! Here's to all the coffee drinkers!...

ImagineLove5462Aug 2014Aug 2014
Unknown
The Body Farm Poem

The Body FarmThis was inspired by a friend of mine who was thinking of leaving her body to the Body Farm...

steve12235142Aug 2014Aug 2014
steve1223
Shadow People 5 7 5 Poem

Shadow People (5 7 5)Just fooling around with 5-7-5...its Sunday night!...

ImagineLove5612Sep 2014Sep 2014
SCatlyn
Food for thought Poem

Food for thoughtDo you smile and wonder..? Wash the dishes till they shine Oh how good you'd go with cherries Oh and maybe some blueberries and a nice glass of y...

Unknown1862Sep 2014Sep 2014
Unknown
You and Me Darrrrlinng Poem

You and Me Darrrrlinnñg.......feel freeeeee to koment... all in name of pinkie Hurry now not much time to lose because we are going to take over the World! !!!...

morgen902101,1312Sep 2014Sep 2014
morgen90210
Pain Poem

PainLie back, relax, do not fight me no, do not scream or even cry it will be over soon you will see now open wide, no, no much wider Trembling, she...

shadow19503712Jan 2014Jan 2014
Unknown
Threes Company Poem

Three's CompanyI got seasons 2-8 on dvd from my library. I have always loved this show. John Ritter was the glue that kept this show fun. They tried a spinoff cal...

mcradloff7732Mar 2014Mar 2014
TAR_734
back on track Poem

back on trackLike a railway through a mountain pass,her eyes they shone like crystal glass,her ways were from another time,she had my heart, this heart of mine,but...

Unknown2032Feb 2014Feb 2014
Unknown
the truth Poem

the truthI was on the internet today looking for a passion play Met girls from far away My profile they like they say They all want to get away come mee...

liketoworkhard4562Dec 2013Dec 2013
liketoworkhard
You cant play in my yard I dont love you anymore Poem

You can't play in my yard I don't love you anymoreOh! The ways of woman ... I have been used as a Boy Toy and then thrown away! Boo Hoo!...

Unknown4972Nov 2013Nov 2013
Unknown
Horror Night Poem

Horror NightIt’s time to write about horror nights Of things that terrify your soul Sweat pouring down your face To survive the night is your goal Up the st...

steve12233462Nov 2013Nov 2013
Redex
P S your monster Poem

P.S. your monsterdid this some time back brought it forward again...

morgen902103952Oct 2013Oct 2013
morgen90210
Universal poems Poem

Universal poemsAll languages have their poems But in translation lose something Images retained and their metre See arabic and german to english For all that th...

branksome3162Apr 2014Apr 2014
orientalkoru
boxes Poem

boxesI pack my life Inside my boxes My first Lots of room I have As my life spirrals Lots of things I collect Memeries that I want And those t...

wayne343602Mar 2014Mar 2014
trurorob
Lily OPink Poem

Lily O'PinkLily O'Pink was famous for her vegetable compound which always gave some relief, the principal ingredient being Opium....

branksome3082Mar 2014Apr 2014
darkhorse555
Help Poem

HelpA place to start...

Unknown3662Jul 2014Jul 2014
Girlygirl196349
World Cup Love Poem

World Cup LoveThose six long weeks every four years can put a test to the best of relationships for those who have no interest in football.. we love to hate and yet...

Stedan3082Jun 2014Jun 2014
morgen90210
crooked man Poem

crooked manI was raised on a farm an use to sing to the cows to make them calm while milking them....

bigdave102892May 2014Jun 2014
morgen90210
Laughing Poem

LaughingLife is just one long joke We designed and planned it We laugh in the irony Of the mistakes made Of words left unspoken Words which hurt shoul...

branksome3852May 2014Jun 2014
Joseph1112
YOULL DINE AGAIN Poem

"YOU'LL DINE AGAIN!"You can be the king of the rock, there’s no race to the top. In the game of hide and seek, I’ll find your Gräfenberg spot. Your gratification will b...

IvoryPetals3432Apr 2013Apr 2013
IvoryPetals
Thoughts on Time Poem

Thoughts on TimeI think I noticed some more wrinkles the day I wrote this.... so, I stopped shaving using the mirror and just go at it blind in the shower. I accrue...

GMS754302Apr 2013Apr 2013
GMS75
April Fools Day Poem

April Fool's Dayyou all know the old saying a pinch and a punch for the first of the month and no returns kids all over the world will be saying it today...

shadow19504662Apr 2013Apr 2013
shadow1950
Desparate Love by Jonroan Poem

" Desparate Love " by JonroanI wrote this when an old girlfriend put me out on a snowy night in Arkansas. I showed it to her the next day, after I had thawed out, and she put me o...

Jonroan2502Mar 2013Mar 2013
SundaySilence
Saint Patricks Day Snow Poem

Saint Patrick's Day Snow(Budapest, Hungary, after days of snowing)...

wisemandy3492Mar 2013Mar 2013
beautifulyou
Asdf Poem

AsdfRoses are grey Violets are grey I'm colourblind And shit at poetry....

dilzer922332May 2013May 2013
Unknown
Shopping Madness Poem

Shopping MadnessI witnessed a stampede of "shoppers" last year during the infamous "day after Thanksgiving" sale. Enough said....

GMS754452Apr 2013Apr 2013
GMS75
In The Jungle Poem

In The JungleLet's celebrate unbirthdays...

steve12234742Aug 2013Sep 2013
fjamesj9701
Mathematics Poem

MathematicsI find it such a worry To have to work with numbers Some they say you have to add I suppose that’s not to bad But then what happens to the ones...

steve12234772Aug 2013Sep 2013
fjamesj9701
Epitaph Poem

EpitaphBeneath this stone I reside Lived a long life, then I died Left behind a nagging wife Caused me nothing but strife R.I.P. Robin Graves htt...

steve12233482Aug 2013Aug 2013
darkhorse555

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