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yet more amusing unamusing musing Poem

yet more amusing unamusing musingPink piqued me....(I tried to credit the Bard in the author spot, but for some reason it won't appear aside mine at the top...oh well)...

hedistuff6684Mar 2012Mar 2012
Pinkpoetress
Easter Poem

EasterWhen Jesus woke up from dead Why rabbit laid a chocolate egg?...

Unknown4994Mar 2012Apr 2012
Unknown
Ive hurt my knee Poem

I've hurt my kneeJust a little micky take out of men, sorry guys, I have some women ones too ....

bubbles6663144Feb 2012Feb 2012
bubbles666
My Dog Rover 2 Poem

My Dog Rover 2Now surely you remember my dog Rover The one who spoke so very well This time he taught me to play 'roll over' But now a sad tale I have to tell...

steve12233774Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
GUILTY Poem

GUILTY?!Guilty? Don’t sweat it. Its nothing to loose sleep over. Your not to bad. Their are alot of people in the same boat, irregardless of what you may thin...

marikia7444Oct 2011Nov 2016
greetingmyfriend
Forever Bell Poem

Forever Bellit's almost Friday?...

cafetwo20104224Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Bus Plane Train and Automobile Poem

Bus, Plane, Train and AutomobileHeading home and stopped for milk But then temptation grabbed me Stopped at shop to look at wine Sign said clearance items here At five dollars a...

steve12234124Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Just one of those days Poem

Just one of those days ;)always upbeat and positive ... except for today !...

Unknown2864Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
I Am So In Love With You rewrite of Poetnumber1 Poem

I Am So In Love With You (rewrite of Poetnumber1)A collaboration between Poetnumber1 and myself. He provided the original poem 'I Am So In Love With You' to which I added my twist. Poetnumber1 and my...

steve12234294Sep 2011Sep 2011
boyshchrm6
Hi Poem

Hihi...

kickit225314Apr 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
thesunandthesea1,1454May 2011May 2011
thesunandthesea
did u know that AWARE rhymes with UN FAIR Poem

did u know that "AWARE" rhymes with 'UN-FAIRi like the fact that hermit crabs come into a poetry room merely to make everyone AWARE that there is a woman, alone but who claims not to be lonely.....

Unknown6854Feb 2011Feb 2011
jazzy75
Greeny Queeny a lovestory Part 2 Poem

Greeny Queeny- a...lovestory... (Part 2)Please note that shortly after the Queens demise her successors re-instated the rules and regulations laid down in the ‘Book of Brand-New Laws’, but t...

Hekamaat8464Feb 2011Feb 2011
Macduff5
Greeny Queeny a lovestory Part 1 Poem

Greeny Queeny- a...lovestory... (Part 1)Sir Rambeaux was one of these men: No brain to speak of- which was then no hindrance if one was a knight- for all one had to do was fight. But fig...

Hekamaat7994Feb 2011Feb 2011
agoodguy2have
wandering man limerick Poem

wandering man limerickThere was a young man who just wandered and all of his wealth he just squandered bereft of the companions and pleasure and far from his life of pur...

Unknown5744Jan 2011Jan 2011
Unknown
murphys troubles Poem

murphys troublesThe policeman asked murphy "What's afoot?" as murphy lay nearby. "as a rule it is 12 inches and on that you can rely." "Are you trying to be fun...

Unknown5754Jan 2011Jan 2011
Unknown
To Beard or not to Beard Poem

To 'Beard' or not to 'Beard' ?It's getting warmer so it may come off, maybe....

Unknown2904Jan 2011Jan 2011
thesunandthesea
WINE Poem

WINEI wrote this poem one evening while drinking wine (waiting on some divine intervention to help me with a book I was writing)...It was just for fun.......

Unknown6084Jan 2011Jan 2011
boyshchrm6
Greenfingers Poem

GreenfingersYears and years ago I nearly got eaten alive by someone when I stood on his Golf-Course-quality lawn where each and every bit of grass was exactly one...

Hekamaat4724Feb 2011Feb 2011
Hekamaat
eskimos kiss Poem

eskimos kisswhy do eskimos kiss with the nose dont they know how much they miss what a waste of lips by those ice cold tips dont they know how much kissi...

Unknown2724Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
Valoosified Poem

~Valoosified~what can you come up with for a meaning to this word. A bit a fun in here:)...

Bentlee6574Oct 2010Oct 2010
Bentlee
The Limerick Challenge Poem

The Limerick ChallengeMy jean's are tight My top is low and all about is quivering it's friday night, the lights are low so when are you delivering ..............

Unknown3504Jan 2011Jan 2011
agoodguy2have
and another Poem

and another......ooooooops!......lol.....Andrew....xxx...

andrew1493374Jan 2011Jan 2011
Ladybee42
Encouragement Poem

EncouragementFollowing the suit, of limericks, coming down like a rainfall....

marikia5894Jan 2011Jan 2011
Ladybee42
A young lady from Spoad Poem

A young lady from Spoadlol.....Ribitt....Ribitt.....Andrew...xxx...

andrew1493344Jan 2011Jan 2011
sophiasummer
IN CONFUSION Poem

IN CONFUSIONfrom dreamweaver the poems....just for a laugh.....Andrew....xxx...

andrew1493374Jan 2011Jan 2011
niah9
Thanksgiving Night Poem

Thanksgiving NightYawwwwn.......

Unknown6314Nov 2010Nov 2010
Happygolucky4u
Are We There Yet Poem

Are We There Yet?LOL I was laughing the hole time while I was thinking of what to write. Hope you all find it to be as funny as I did. :D...

Unknown3174Jul 2010Jul 2010
caroljoyce
Gimme a Shot Poem

Gimme a ShotBlatantly pandering to prospective employers... :D...

Unknown3584Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
Inscrutable Poem

Inscrutable!Little things.......LOL.......Andrew.....xxx...

andrew1494304Jul 2010Jul 2010
jazzy75
Yankee Doodle Poem

Yankee DoodleA conglomeration of several I have known......

Unknown3314Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
Tragic Anachronism Poem

Tragic AnachronismImagine how it would have been If when we met was 1810? Our letters taking months at sea And written with a crowquill pen. Our love would blossom...

gardenhackle3504Jul 2010Jul 2010
agoodguy2have
Eat more Salmon Haiku Poem

Eat more Salmon HaikuInspired by Rob's tribute to fish. And reminded of the Pork farmer's motto: "Eat more Pork, the other white meat"....

gardenhackle3944Aug 2010Aug 2010
Ladybee42
Election Day Poem

Election DayTomorrow is election day around here and I'm so tired of the campaign ads I could just scream!...

Unknown3874Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
domestic bliss part 2 Poem

domestic bliss part 2When mary on the next day saw the mess she made she murmured once again you see as in the bed he laid his knee was very swollen and bruised and m...

Unknown3224Aug 2010Oct 2010
SCatlyn

You Show Me Yours!Wow, so thats yours?, what can it do?,,,,it does everything, want me to demonstrate for you?, Yes, I'd love to see it do its thing, jeez its big,...

optimisticme4984Apr 2010Apr 2010
jazzy75

Total Rubbish!Look, did ya not read the title,,,,I warned ya!...

optimisticme4324Apr 2010Apr 2010
agoodguy2have

My Diagnosis!Comprehending limitations causing spatial delay, creates corrective corrosponding conditional decay, administering adaptive medication during play,...

optimisticme5204Apr 2010May 2010
hedistuff

Rain RainBloody hell, its raining again, I'm swimming in liquid H20,,,,,,dont you know, If I pray dear Lord, will you take it away just give me a minute,...

optimisticme4254Apr 2010Apr 2010
boyshchrm6

I Wanna Do That!"Hey baby,, I got a new book,,come over here and take a look",,, So I wandered on over,, like I was in clover,,,peaceful and happy,,, till she sai...

optimisticme4804May 2010May 2010
jazzy75

The Teacher Learneth!Dont be optimistic, dont be glad, dont be happy, be bloody sad, try it for a day and see how it sucks you'll be glad to change back,,I bet a 100 bu...

optimisticme4404May 2010May 2010
Earlgreytea

Owww,,,my aching head!The brightness of the morning sun has changed its hue from gold to blue, stormy clouds hang overhead to emphasise my aching head, and I look out up...

optimisticme4414May 2010May 2010
jazzy75

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