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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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yet more amusing unamusing musingPink piqued me....(I tried to credit the Bard in the author spot, but for some reason it won't appear aside mine at the top...oh well)... | hedistuff | 668 | 4 | Mar 2012 | Mar 2012 Pinkpoetress |
EasterWhen Jesus woke up from dead Why rabbit laid a chocolate egg?... | Unknown | 499 | 4 | Mar 2012 | Apr 2012 Unknown |
I've hurt my kneeJust a little micky take out of men, sorry guys, I have some women ones too .... | bubbles666 | 314 | 4 | Feb 2012 | Feb 2012 bubbles666 |
My Dog Rover 2Now surely you remember my dog Rover The one who spoke so very well This time he taught me to play 'roll over' But now a sad tale I have to tell... | steve1223 | 377 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
GUILTY?!Guilty? Don’t sweat it. Its nothing to loose sleep over. Your not to bad. Their are alot of people in the same boat, irregardless of what you may thin... | marikia | 744 | 4 | Oct 2011 | Nov 2016 greetingmyfriend |
Forever Bellit's almost Friday?... | cafetwo2010 | 422 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Bus, Plane, Train and AutomobileHeading home and stopped for milk But then temptation grabbed me Stopped at shop to look at wine Sign said clearance items here At five dollars a... | steve1223 | 412 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Just one of those days ;)always upbeat and positive ... except for today !... | Unknown | 286 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
I Am So In Love With You (rewrite of Poetnumber1)A collaboration between Poetnumber1 and myself. He provided the original poem 'I Am So In Love With You' to which I added my twist. Poetnumber1 and my... | steve1223 | 429 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 boyshchrm6 |
Hihi... | kickit22 | 531 | 4 | Apr 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
thesunandthesea | 1,145 | 4 | May 2011 | May 2011 thesunandthesea | |
did u know that "AWARE" rhymes with 'UN-FAIRi like the fact that hermit crabs come into a poetry room merely to make everyone AWARE that there is a woman, alone but who claims not to be lonely..... | Unknown | 685 | 4 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 jazzy75 |
Greeny Queeny- a...lovestory... (Part 2)Please note that shortly after the Queens demise her successors re-instated the rules and regulations laid down in the ‘Book of Brand-New Laws’, but t... | Hekamaat | 846 | 4 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Macduff5 |
Greeny Queeny- a...lovestory... (Part 1)Sir Rambeaux was one of these men: No brain to speak of- which was then no hindrance if one was a knight- for all one had to do was fight. But fig... | Hekamaat | 799 | 4 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 agoodguy2have |
wandering man limerickThere was a young man who just wandered and all of his wealth he just squandered bereft of the companions and pleasure and far from his life of pur... | Unknown | 574 | 4 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Unknown |
murphys troublesThe policeman asked murphy "What's afoot?" as murphy lay nearby. "as a rule it is 12 inches and on that you can rely." "Are you trying to be fun... | Unknown | 575 | 4 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Unknown |
To 'Beard' or not to 'Beard' ?It's getting warmer so it may come off, maybe.... | Unknown | 290 | 4 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 thesunandthesea |
WINEI wrote this poem one evening while drinking wine (waiting on some divine intervention to help me with a book I was writing)...It was just for fun....... | Unknown | 608 | 4 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 boyshchrm6 |
GreenfingersYears and years ago I nearly got eaten alive by someone when I stood on his Golf-Course-quality lawn where each and every bit of grass was exactly one... | Hekamaat | 472 | 4 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Hekamaat |
eskimos kisswhy do eskimos kiss with the nose dont they know how much they miss what a waste of lips by those ice cold tips dont they know how much kissi... | Unknown | 272 | 4 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
~Valoosified~what can you come up with for a meaning to this word. A bit a fun in here:)... | Bentlee | 657 | 4 | Oct 2010 | Oct 2010 Bentlee |
The Limerick ChallengeMy jean's are tight My top is low and all about is quivering it's friday night, the lights are low so when are you delivering .............. | Unknown | 350 | 4 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 agoodguy2have |
and another......ooooooops!......lol.....Andrew....xxx... | andrew149 | 337 | 4 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Ladybee42 |
EncouragementFollowing the suit, of limericks, coming down like a rainfall.... | marikia | 589 | 4 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Ladybee42 |
A young lady from Spoadlol.....Ribitt....Ribitt.....Andrew...xxx... | andrew149 | 334 | 4 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 sophiasummer |
IN CONFUSIONfrom dreamweaver the poems....just for a laugh.....Andrew....xxx... | andrew149 | 337 | 4 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 niah9 |
Thanksgiving NightYawwwwn....... | Unknown | 631 | 4 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 Happygolucky4u |
Are We There Yet?LOL I was laughing the hole time while I was thinking of what to write. Hope you all find it to be as funny as I did. :D... | Unknown | 317 | 4 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 caroljoyce |
Gimme a ShotBlatantly pandering to prospective employers... :D... | Unknown | 358 | 4 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Unknown |
Inscrutable!Little things.......LOL.......Andrew.....xxx... | andrew149 | 430 | 4 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 jazzy75 |
Yankee DoodleA conglomeration of several I have known...... | Unknown | 331 | 4 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Unknown |
Tragic AnachronismImagine how it would have been If when we met was 1810? Our letters taking months at sea And written with a crowquill pen. Our love would blossom... | gardenhackle | 350 | 4 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 agoodguy2have |
Eat more Salmon HaikuInspired by Rob's tribute to fish. And reminded of the Pork farmer's motto: "Eat more Pork, the other white meat".... | gardenhackle | 394 | 4 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Ladybee42 |
Election DayTomorrow is election day around here and I'm so tired of the campaign ads I could just scream!... | Unknown | 387 | 4 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
domestic bliss part 2When mary on the next day saw the mess she made she murmured once again you see as in the bed he laid his knee was very swollen and bruised and m... | Unknown | 322 | 4 | Aug 2010 | Oct 2010 SCatlyn |
You Show Me Yours!Wow, so thats yours?, what can it do?,,,,it does everything, want me to demonstrate for you?, Yes, I'd love to see it do its thing, jeez its big,... | optimisticme | 498 | 4 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 jazzy75 |
Total Rubbish!Look, did ya not read the title,,,,I warned ya!... | optimisticme | 432 | 4 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 agoodguy2have |
My Diagnosis!Comprehending limitations causing spatial delay, creates corrective corrosponding conditional decay, administering adaptive medication during play,... | optimisticme | 520 | 4 | Apr 2010 | May 2010 hedistuff |
Rain RainBloody hell, its raining again, I'm swimming in liquid H20,,,,,,dont you know, If I pray dear Lord, will you take it away just give me a minute,... | optimisticme | 425 | 4 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 boyshchrm6 |
I Wanna Do That!"Hey baby,, I got a new book,,come over here and take a look",,, So I wandered on over,, like I was in clover,,,peaceful and happy,,, till she sai... | optimisticme | 480 | 4 | May 2010 | May 2010 jazzy75 |
The Teacher Learneth!Dont be optimistic, dont be glad, dont be happy, be bloody sad, try it for a day and see how it sucks you'll be glad to change back,,I bet a 100 bu... | optimisticme | 440 | 4 | May 2010 | May 2010 Earlgreytea |
Owww,,,my aching head!The brightness of the morning sun has changed its hue from gold to blue, stormy clouds hang overhead to emphasise my aching head, and I look out up... | optimisticme | 441 | 4 | May 2010 | May 2010 jazzy75 |
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