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The blanket Poem

(The blanket)This smooth cold breeze of the window shut it close it. tight and hold it with in the body temp lay on the floor move with comfort in the blanket....

badboybill53573310Aug 2010
THE LIFE OF A BAG Poem

THE LIFE OF A BAGI have the ability to write about any sugject, phrase or thought. Also to write either a poem, short story or song. One day a friend called me and...

Unknown2230Aug 2010
Haiku Confetti Summer Day Poem

Haiku Confetti Summer DaySwords of wit slicing Haiku confetti summer Settling bits and bytes...

gardenhackle3990Aug 2010
The kings Command Part 1 Poem

The kings Command Part 1In the days of Dragons, demons, orges, And elves, lived a King with a malady, Of sorts. Doctors, mid wives, And chicken soup, Could not eas...

cambuff2800Aug 2010
To Beauty Poem

To BeautyI try not to explain things? Im Anti Tate Modern where a piece of ART needs 4 pages of A4 to say what it is? I can though, waffle away, if thats req...

Unknown3560Jul 2010
Canadian Football league Poem

Canadian Football leagueIt is interesting to watch a game the crowd is excited the players are focused and the halftime show is good wonderful way to spend an evening w...

ironman3840Jul 2010

Positively negative.Be stern,,, be strong for the short term, don't waiver,, don't wilt,, sucesss you will savour, Persistance wins out,,,eventually,, this is the tr...

optimisticme4100May 2010

WHAT did you say?The power of one has come and gone, the power of two is me and you, the power of three?,,F##k me, i'm going back to one,,,bye,, .........I'm go...

optimisticme5090May 2010
Running the show Poem

Running the showPeople in charge can be difficult. I agree with Forrest Gump Life is like a box of chocolates...

ironman3780Jun 2010Jun 2010
agoodguy2have

The end is nighSo, what's the story with this orb we live on? are we close to extinction,, are we close to gone? Global warming, fires and floods, hurricanes a...

optimisticme3940May 2010May 2010
agoodguy2have
A Kilt Poem

A KiltI'm portuguese, I don't really know the scottish culture. Just like kilts....

Unknown3540May 2010
Candy Pt 1 2 Poem

Candy Pt 1 & 2I wrote Candy years ago... I was drinking and chatting online one day. And thought of that poem. And wrote part 2 right after....

Unknown3040May 2010
Tardiness Poem

TardinessThe white rabbit from 'Alice in Wonderland' always runs late - I must confess, I am a white rabbit! but only by a few minutes ......

Fern13114040Mar 2010
Grog Monster Poem

Grog MonsterJust a song for all you country folk, So come on and let your inner grog monster, out!...

Unknown3500Apr 2010
Could Have Gone Wrong Poem

Could Have Gone WrongIt could so easily have gone wrong. Her mind was on the brink, now she could no longer stand the pong of him throwing up in the kitchen sink. It...

Unknown3460Feb 2010
Same Homeless man I metaphor Poem

Same Homeless man I metaphorhumorous reality of events...

Unknown1,6050Feb 2010
days out Poem

days outwashed over my while in the bath...

Unknown2500Feb 2010
Emoticons Poem

EmoticonsI designed my own emoticon but somehow I did something wrong Instead of staying on the screen this emoticon was slightly mean It had a life all...

longte4040Feb 2010Feb 2010
jazzy75
Top Gear Poem

Top Geari am not so good in poetry just thought to have fun and try it. I wrote it with humor, it may sound weird but i will live for you guys to decide it,...

Unknown3130Feb 2010
Warm Beer Fear W B F Poem

Warm Beer Fear W.B.FHate sucks so always keep your beer cold or chug!...

Unknown5990Feb 2010
Silly Psychic Poem

Silly PsychicApologies to any believers out there. No offence meant to you, I just find these people that prey on our insecurities, well, silly!!...

Unknown3560Feb 2010Feb 2010
trurorob
I had a hippopotomus Poem

I had a hippopotomusShare | I had a hippopotamus User Rating: 9.5 /10 (6 votes) - vote - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Print friendly v...

Tedmsc3380Dec 2009
A poem I wrote with Fridge Magnets Poem

A poem I wrote with Fridge MagnetsI wrote this in High school, Well not really wrote it...It was words on magnets on Gravitys Fridge. I just put them in the right order i guess....

Unknown3360Dec 2009
NonSense Sensation Poem

NonSense Sensationrandom nonsense...

Unknown4010Jan 2010
Whats Writers Block Poem

Whats Writers BlockWriters block, writers block hanging around I pick the pen up then I put it back down, I search my head but not a thing to be found as if my brain...

Unknown4140Jan 2010
Drunken Love Poem

Drunken Love PoemPass that bottle...because I Love You! Let me drink one more night! If I get sick...I want you girl...to comfort me when I throw up. Babe..I see 2 of...

Unknown3000Jan 2010
The Pollenation of War humorous but read angrily Poem

The Pollenation of War (humorous,but read angrily)I trust you all will find the humor in this on your own and not call me anti-semetic....though, that would be classic!...

Unknown4630Sep 2009
Were you aware of this awareness day Poem

Were you aware of this awareness day?I was in the grocery store and over the loud speaker I was invited to join in the activities of osteoperosis awareness day. Not to make light of osteo...

Unknown4380Sep 2009
It may have been Poem

It may have beenIt may have been her lips of red Beset with teeth of pearl It may have been her golden her Glowing with tussled curl It could have been her sil...

Unknown2530Oct 2009Oct 2009
Unknown
Playing Tetris Poem

Playing TetrisAs i watch the screen moving The coloured blocks ,moving from side to side I flick the keys the blocks flip up side an side to side My ies focu...

wayne344990Nov 2009
An Unofficial Guide To Bonny Scotland Poem

An Unofficial Guide To Bonny ScotlandAn Unofficial Guide To Bonny Scotland (section A1-compulsory tolls) When touring Scotland you must visit The Midgie Motel where The Magic Midgie...

sonofadam4400Jul 2009
Thomas Hardy And I am A Simple Poet Poem

Thomas Hardy, And I am A Simple PoetThomas Hardy, And I am A Simple Poet I have read Thomas Hardy though only just the once for fear that his style my style it would ensconse. His...

sonofadam4430Jul 2009
My Miss Right Song Poem

My Miss Right SongIn this autumn breeze I’d like to breathe Even when my squeeze Goes on to sneeze In a to-the-bone freeze I’ll never say please “Cheese!” Cos...

Unknown3040Sep 2009
A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel Poem

A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel!I respect everybody and everybody's opinions but some childish manners of especially some gals spoil the joy. I hope you will criticise me when necess...

Unknown3110Sep 2009
Good Girl Poem

Good GirlIt is a little hazy The girl is like an English daisy She is interested in "The Maid Turned Mistress" by Battista Pergolesi...

Unknown3260Sep 2009
Moses Rod Poem

Moses’ Rod!Hi God I am Moses’ Rod He used me to prod Your men into giving you a nod Unfortunately, now I’ve lost my prophet-bod Please send him my greeting...

Unknown3500Sep 2009
The Debt Man Poem

The Debt ManThe Debt Man I found a begging letter lying behind my front door, just because I am a debtor the debt man asked for more. I tell the stupid deb...

sonofadam4200Jul 2009
What If Poem

What IfJust had a bored moment an is how the poem came about lolz....

Unknown4390Jun 2009

VerticalWell! nuff said anti haiku...

FargoFan2980Sep 2020
Raddly Daddly Doo WooHooo Poem

Raddly! Daddly! Doo! WooHooo!!!Let me know if you want to read the rest...

Zoharstrius2410Dec 5
Nun of the Above Poem

Nun of the Abovesome zesty word play .....

Oceanzest2340Sep 2020
Far in the woods Poem

Far in the woodskeep 'em brief, mental images...

Oceanzest2110Mar 2022

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