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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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(The blanket)This smooth cold breeze of the window shut it close it. tight and hold it with in the body temp lay on the floor move with comfort in the blanket.... | badboybill5357 | 331 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
THE LIFE OF A BAGI have the ability to write about any sugject, phrase or thought. Also to write either a poem, short story or song. One day a friend called me and... | Unknown | 223 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
Haiku Confetti Summer DaySwords of wit slicing Haiku confetti summer Settling bits and bytes... | gardenhackle | 399 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
The kings Command Part 1In the days of Dragons, demons, orges, And elves, lived a King with a malady, Of sorts. Doctors, mid wives, And chicken soup, Could not eas... | cambuff | 280 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
To BeautyI try not to explain things? Im Anti Tate Modern where a piece of ART needs 4 pages of A4 to say what it is? I can though, waffle away, if thats req... | Unknown | 356 | 0 | Jul 2010 | |
Canadian Football leagueIt is interesting to watch a game the crowd is excited the players are focused and the halftime show is good wonderful way to spend an evening w... | ironman | 384 | 0 | Jul 2010 | |
Positively negative.Be stern,,, be strong for the short term, don't waiver,, don't wilt,, sucesss you will savour, Persistance wins out,,,eventually,, this is the tr... | optimisticme | 410 | 0 | May 2010 | |
WHAT did you say?The power of one has come and gone, the power of two is me and you, the power of three?,,F##k me, i'm going back to one,,,bye,, .........I'm go... | optimisticme | 509 | 0 | May 2010 | |
Running the showPeople in charge can be difficult. I agree with Forrest Gump Life is like a box of chocolates... | ironman | 378 | 0 | Jun 2010 | Jun 2010 agoodguy2have |
The end is nighSo, what's the story with this orb we live on? are we close to extinction,, are we close to gone? Global warming, fires and floods, hurricanes a... | optimisticme | 394 | 0 | May 2010 | May 2010 agoodguy2have |
A KiltI'm portuguese, I don't really know the scottish culture. Just like kilts.... | Unknown | 354 | 0 | May 2010 | |
Candy Pt 1 & 2I wrote Candy years ago... I was drinking and chatting online one day. And thought of that poem. And wrote part 2 right after.... | Unknown | 304 | 0 | May 2010 | |
TardinessThe white rabbit from 'Alice in Wonderland' always runs late - I must confess, I am a white rabbit! but only by a few minutes ...... | Fern1311 | 404 | 0 | Mar 2010 | |
Grog MonsterJust a song for all you country folk, So come on and let your inner grog monster, out!... | Unknown | 350 | 0 | Apr 2010 | |
Could Have Gone WrongIt could so easily have gone wrong. Her mind was on the brink, now she could no longer stand the pong of him throwing up in the kitchen sink. It... | Unknown | 346 | 0 | Feb 2010 | |
Same Homeless man I metaphorhumorous reality of events... | Unknown | 1,605 | 0 | Feb 2010 | |
days outwashed over my while in the bath... | Unknown | 250 | 0 | Feb 2010 | |
EmoticonsI designed my own emoticon but somehow I did something wrong Instead of staying on the screen this emoticon was slightly mean It had a life all... | longte | 404 | 0 | Feb 2010 | Feb 2010 jazzy75 |
Top Geari am not so good in poetry just thought to have fun and try it. I wrote it with humor, it may sound weird but i will live for you guys to decide it,... | Unknown | 313 | 0 | Feb 2010 | |
Warm Beer Fear W.B.FHate sucks so always keep your beer cold or chug!... | Unknown | 599 | 0 | Feb 2010 | |
Silly PsychicApologies to any believers out there. No offence meant to you, I just find these people that prey on our insecurities, well, silly!!... | Unknown | 356 | 0 | Feb 2010 | Feb 2010 trurorob |
I had a hippopotomusShare | I had a hippopotamus User Rating: 9.5 /10 (6 votes) - vote - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Print friendly v... | Tedmsc | 338 | 0 | Dec 2009 | |
A poem I wrote with Fridge MagnetsI wrote this in High school, Well not really wrote it...It was words on magnets on Gravitys Fridge. I just put them in the right order i guess.... | Unknown | 336 | 0 | Dec 2009 | |
NonSense Sensationrandom nonsense... | Unknown | 401 | 0 | Jan 2010 | |
Whats Writers BlockWriters block, writers block hanging around I pick the pen up then I put it back down, I search my head but not a thing to be found as if my brain... | Unknown | 414 | 0 | Jan 2010 | |
Drunken Love PoemPass that bottle...because I Love You! Let me drink one more night! If I get sick...I want you girl...to comfort me when I throw up. Babe..I see 2 of... | Unknown | 300 | 0 | Jan 2010 | |
The Pollenation of War (humorous,but read angrily)I trust you all will find the humor in this on your own and not call me anti-semetic....though, that would be classic!... | Unknown | 463 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
Were you aware of this awareness day?I was in the grocery store and over the loud speaker I was invited to join in the activities of osteoperosis awareness day. Not to make light of osteo... | Unknown | 438 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
It may have beenIt may have been her lips of red Beset with teeth of pearl It may have been her golden her Glowing with tussled curl It could have been her sil... | Unknown | 253 | 0 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
Playing TetrisAs i watch the screen moving The coloured blocks ,moving from side to side I flick the keys the blocks flip up side an side to side My ies focu... | wayne34 | 499 | 0 | Nov 2009 | |
An Unofficial Guide To Bonny ScotlandAn Unofficial Guide To Bonny Scotland (section A1-compulsory tolls) When touring Scotland you must visit The Midgie Motel where The Magic Midgie... | sonofadam | 440 | 0 | Jul 2009 | |
Thomas Hardy, And I am A Simple PoetThomas Hardy, And I am A Simple Poet I have read Thomas Hardy though only just the once for fear that his style my style it would ensconse. His... | sonofadam | 443 | 0 | Jul 2009 | |
My Miss Right SongIn this autumn breeze I’d like to breathe Even when my squeeze Goes on to sneeze In a to-the-bone freeze I’ll never say please “Cheese!” Cos... | Unknown | 304 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel!I respect everybody and everybody's opinions but some childish manners of especially some gals spoil the joy. I hope you will criticise me when necess... | Unknown | 311 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
Good GirlIt is a little hazy The girl is like an English daisy She is interested in "The Maid Turned Mistress" by Battista Pergolesi... | Unknown | 326 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
Moses’ Rod!Hi God I am Moses’ Rod He used me to prod Your men into giving you a nod Unfortunately, now I’ve lost my prophet-bod Please send him my greeting... | Unknown | 350 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
The Debt ManThe Debt Man I found a begging letter lying behind my front door, just because I am a debtor the debt man asked for more. I tell the stupid deb... | sonofadam | 420 | 0 | Jul 2009 | |
What IfJust had a bored moment an is how the poem came about lolz.... | Unknown | 439 | 0 | Jun 2009 | |
VerticalWell! nuff said anti haiku... | FargoFan | 298 | 0 | Sep 2020 | |
Raddly! Daddly! Doo! WooHooo!!!Let me know if you want to read the rest... | Zoharstrius | 241 | 0 | Dec 5 | |
Nun of the Abovesome zesty word play ..... | Oceanzest | 234 | 0 | Sep 2020 | |
Far in the woodskeep 'em brief, mental images... | Oceanzest | 211 | 0 | Mar 2022 |
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