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You do my head in Poem

You do my head inBased on my lovers experience and an age old problem...

jockboy619170Nov 2015
Your Dog Poem

Your DogThis expresses my frustration with neighbourhood barkers, as boorish as their owners!(Yours excluded of course!). But this is a lovers tiff and Gus i...

jockboy616610Nov 2015
With a little Humor Poem

With a little Humor...Her legs are not so ) ( also not so ( ) but so !! Don't leave a comment!...

MotorMouse4600Dec 2015
Haiku 1 Poem

Haiku-1summer's day sunny tranquil garden cat's crap on my foot heeeere kitty kitty kitty.........

lostabone7030Dec 2015
little ditty Poem

little dittya joke is a joke a poke is a poke but no poke that is no joke...

ozipole1443900Jul 2015Jul 2015
beautifulyou
THE GATE WAY TO TRUE LOVE Poem

THE GATE WAY TO TRUE LOVE.PROSE ON "TRUE LOVE" EXTRACTED FROM MY ARCHÌVES...

Unknown4900Jun 2015
Humor under an apple tree Poem

Humor under an apple tree!Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?...

ladygwen1236990Sep 2015
Zombie Love Poem

Zombie LoveShe's ripping my heart out Tearing at my guts Call it zombie love Our clothes are all torn and tattered To bathe or not doesn't seem to matter...

EyeLook4U7940Sep 2015
Tardis Scene 1 Poem

Tardis (Scene 1)Off again!...

sophiasummer8040Oct 2015
Tardis Scene 2 Poem

Tardis (Scene 2)Off again, missed the grab!...

sophiasummer7970Oct 2015
Fish guts Poem

Fish gutsDrunken bloody puke up Over the side Someone yells he’s burlin’ up On this bloody boat ride Who organized the pecks paste sangers On this fishing...

Unknown7380Oct 2015
David Letterman Poem

David LettermanStephen Colbert is taking over some time later this year....

mcradloff5370May 2015
Being New Poem

Being NewBeing new on the site is like a little baby geeting a fright.. Ya dream of wine and dine..ya dream of a lady dressed devine.. but instead reality ki...

tigertales2360Apr 2015
I have been thinking Poem

I have been thinking.....Really though does anyone else out there think the Easter Bunny and the Toothfairy are in cahoots of sorts? Or as i like to call the Toothfairy, the b...

KatyaPilar2710Mar 2015
ME Poem

MEjust thinking about my life friends and i hope you feel the same....

Unknown2950Feb 2015
The Name of the Muse Poem

The Name of the MuseHave you consulted your muse lately? I always figured mine had to be slightly crazy, that is the only explanation for some of my poems....

CMerlyn5540Nov 2014
Dank Pants Poem

Dank PantsA fisherman sat with line all lank perched on crooked stool that soon sank backside now all mud covered his face an embarrassed red off home he we...

shadow19508120Nov 2014
the friendly dog Poem

the friendly dogOld mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her dog a bone When she got their The cupboard was bare So the dog gave her A bone of his own...

Unknown2120Jan 2015
Play on Words Poem

Play on WordsSharing mussels can be whiskey...

fugitive4324470Jan 2015
so good Poem

so goodSO IS WANT EVER U THINK IT ?...

Unknown4620Aug 2014
time travel Poem

time travelTo travel In time a very different place To the future Or to the past To allter are mistakes To change what will be To end are hard times To...

wayne343250Aug 2014
Mental health shop visit Poem

Mental health shop visit.I was advised to visit your shop All things are not too happy up top You may need some introspection To prompt you back in the right direction...

Unknown2710Aug 2014
no driver Poem

no driverInto the taxi you climb Destination a voice is spoken Destination given Naught to sixty in ten seconds You sit an ponder Watchin the view...

wayne343510Aug 2014
I Am The Best Poem

I Am The BestI wrote this poem because I was bored...

CRIPPLED_LOVER2990Aug 2014
Earthly Beings Poem

Earthly BeingsEarthly Beings I'm searching for an earthly being who would appreciate a space cadet. Sometimes I suffer from loneliness, just to have someone aboa...

Marchmadness036510Aug 2014
Circling bulgariaism Poem

Circling bulgariaismnice poem about about...

Unknown2650Sep 2014
Shouldnt should have shouldnt Poem

Should'nt should have should'ntBit of a time wrap!...

Unknown2780Sep 2014
Sometning Rreal Poem

Sometning RrealGreetings professor how goes it? Like every thing it just goes on How it is all the same and no fun In the midst of life we are undone Robots in...

branksome3320Sep 2014
MAXILLAE THE SKELETONCOMPLMENTORYPOETRY Poem

MAXILLAE THE ­SKELETON~COMPLMENTORY­POETRY­ Maxillae the Skeleton was looking for a date Being...

UniqueCrystal2930Sep 2014
Ecstasy 575 Poem

Ecstasy 575only problem here Title?==2hours!...

ladygwen1236770Sep 2014
Shady Lady Poem

Shady LadyThere once was a pant-less lady she sure was rather shady now spied by two grandee's they pulled down their braces and gave her lots of brandy ma...

shadow19503070Jan 2014
karma Poem

karma...........i always wondered if this fella would haunt me ..........he he ......i think i have turned into the pain in the butt this fella used to be ......if on...

Nuwahri615020Jan 2014
A Scousers Xmas Tale Poem

A Scousers Xmas TaleFor those who do not know Scousers are from Liverpool, and within UK renowned for being scallywags' or thieving gits, so to keep in tune with trend o...

Stedan2310Dec 2013
Will Ferrell Poem

Will FerrellJust saw his latest movie, loved it. It was very funny like all the movies I mentioned. Will has been in many others too, but these are my favorite...

mcradloff5010Dec 2013
The Photo Poem

The PhotoI love taking photos and do make photo movies with music backing.It showed me just what you can do on a PC.However the photos of me here are untouched...

Unknown4480Jan 2014
A take off of the Taming of the Shrew Poem

A take off of the Taming of the Shrew!Woman's lib How does one cope ... Lol...

Unknown4000Dec 2013
Shadow Shadow Poem

Shadow ShadowI Can Hear Her Move. In The Pitch Black Of The Night. She Hungers For A Moon. Care She Does Less For Light. My Heart She Will Have For Din...

nixxo3210Oct 2013
like hallmark i think Poem

like hallmark i thinkhallmark cards with a twist ..haha lol.......

honeybear30004500Oct 2013
TENNIS ANYONE Poem

TENNIS ANYONEThere used to be a girl at tennis who always put the second tennis ball down her front whilst serving, not seen so much these days as modern girls ten...

Buffybear5540May 2014
Holy balloons on the moon Poem

Holy balloons on the moonI am winter when I am Africa and Africa is me in summer time floating down the Mississippi with holy balloons on the moon !...

Unknown2680May 2014May 2014
Unknown
the lamp above tomorrowland Poem

the lamp above tomorrowlandcall it sunlight,i don't care ! for all anyone really knows it could be a giant red squirrel or a colour in bible oh tomorrowland kiss me hole...

Unknown2590May 2014
extracts Poem

extractsDo you recognise the poems these lines are from?...

branksome2810Mar 2014

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