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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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You do my head inBased on my lovers experience and an age old problem... | jockboy61 | 917 | 0 | Nov 2015 | |
Your DogThis expresses my frustration with neighbourhood barkers, as boorish as their owners!(Yours excluded of course!). But this is a lovers tiff and Gus i... | jockboy61 | 661 | 0 | Nov 2015 | |
With a little Humor...Her legs are not so ) ( also not so ( ) but so !! Don't leave a comment!... | MotorMouse | 460 | 0 | Dec 2015 | |
Haiku-1summer's day sunny tranquil garden cat's crap on my foot heeeere kitty kitty kitty......... | lostabone | 703 | 0 | Dec 2015 | |
little dittya joke is a joke a poke is a poke but no poke that is no joke... | ozipole144 | 390 | 0 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 beautifulyou |
THE GATE WAY TO TRUE LOVE.PROSE ON "TRUE LOVE" EXTRACTED FROM MY ARCHÌVES... | Unknown | 490 | 0 | Jun 2015 | |
Humor under an apple tree!Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?... | ladygwen123 | 699 | 0 | Sep 2015 | |
Zombie LoveShe's ripping my heart out Tearing at my guts Call it zombie love Our clothes are all torn and tattered To bathe or not doesn't seem to matter... | EyeLook4U | 794 | 0 | Sep 2015 | |
Tardis (Scene 1)Off again!... | sophiasummer | 804 | 0 | Oct 2015 | |
Tardis (Scene 2)Off again, missed the grab!... | sophiasummer | 797 | 0 | Oct 2015 | |
Fish gutsDrunken bloody puke up Over the side Someone yells he’s burlin’ up On this bloody boat ride Who organized the pecks paste sangers On this fishing... | Unknown | 738 | 0 | Oct 2015 | |
David LettermanStephen Colbert is taking over some time later this year.... | mcradloff | 537 | 0 | May 2015 | |
Being NewBeing new on the site is like a little baby geeting a fright.. Ya dream of wine and dine..ya dream of a lady dressed devine.. but instead reality ki... | tigertales | 236 | 0 | Apr 2015 | |
I have been thinking.....Really though does anyone else out there think the Easter Bunny and the Toothfairy are in cahoots of sorts? Or as i like to call the Toothfairy, the b... | KatyaPilar | 271 | 0 | Mar 2015 | |
MEjust thinking about my life friends and i hope you feel the same.... | Unknown | 295 | 0 | Feb 2015 | |
The Name of the MuseHave you consulted your muse lately? I always figured mine had to be slightly crazy, that is the only explanation for some of my poems.... | CMerlyn | 554 | 0 | Nov 2014 | |
Dank PantsA fisherman sat with line all lank perched on crooked stool that soon sank backside now all mud covered his face an embarrassed red off home he we... | shadow1950 | 812 | 0 | Nov 2014 | |
the friendly dogOld mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her dog a bone When she got their The cupboard was bare So the dog gave her A bone of his own... | Unknown | 212 | 0 | Jan 2015 | |
Play on WordsSharing mussels can be whiskey... | fugitive432 | 447 | 0 | Jan 2015 | |
so goodSO IS WANT EVER U THINK IT ?... | Unknown | 462 | 0 | Aug 2014 | |
time travelTo travel In time a very different place To the future Or to the past To allter are mistakes To change what will be To end are hard times To... | wayne34 | 325 | 0 | Aug 2014 | |
Mental health shop visit.I was advised to visit your shop All things are not too happy up top You may need some introspection To prompt you back in the right direction... | Unknown | 271 | 0 | Aug 2014 | |
no driverInto the taxi you climb Destination a voice is spoken Destination given Naught to sixty in ten seconds You sit an ponder Watchin the view... | wayne34 | 351 | 0 | Aug 2014 | |
I Am The BestI wrote this poem because I was bored... | CRIPPLED_LOVER | 299 | 0 | Aug 2014 | |
Earthly BeingsEarthly Beings I'm searching for an earthly being who would appreciate a space cadet. Sometimes I suffer from loneliness, just to have someone aboa... | Marchmadness03 | 651 | 0 | Aug 2014 | |
Circling bulgariaismnice poem about about... | Unknown | 265 | 0 | Sep 2014 | |
Should'nt should have should'ntBit of a time wrap!... | Unknown | 278 | 0 | Sep 2014 | |
Sometning RrealGreetings professor how goes it? Like every thing it just goes on How it is all the same and no fun In the midst of life we are undone Robots in... | branksome | 332 | 0 | Sep 2014 | |
MAXILLAE THE SKELETON~COMPLMENTORYPOETRY Maxillae the Skeleton was looking for a date Being... | UniqueCrystal | 293 | 0 | Sep 2014 | |
Ecstasy 575only problem here Title?==2hours!... | ladygwen123 | 677 | 0 | Sep 2014 | |
Shady LadyThere once was a pant-less lady she sure was rather shady now spied by two grandee's they pulled down their braces and gave her lots of brandy ma... | shadow1950 | 307 | 0 | Jan 2014 | |
karma...........i always wondered if this fella would haunt me ..........he he ......i think i have turned into the pain in the butt this fella used to be ......if on... | Nuwahri61 | 502 | 0 | Jan 2014 | |
A Scousers Xmas TaleFor those who do not know Scousers are from Liverpool, and within UK renowned for being scallywags' or thieving gits, so to keep in tune with trend o... | Stedan | 231 | 0 | Dec 2013 | |
Will FerrellJust saw his latest movie, loved it. It was very funny like all the movies I mentioned. Will has been in many others too, but these are my favorite... | mcradloff | 501 | 0 | Dec 2013 | |
The PhotoI love taking photos and do make photo movies with music backing.It showed me just what you can do on a PC.However the photos of me here are untouched... | Unknown | 448 | 0 | Jan 2014 | |
A take off of the Taming of the Shrew!Woman's lib How does one cope ... Lol... | Unknown | 400 | 0 | Dec 2013 | |
Shadow ShadowI Can Hear Her Move. In The Pitch Black Of The Night. She Hungers For A Moon. Care She Does Less For Light. My Heart She Will Have For Din... | nixxo | 321 | 0 | Oct 2013 | |
like hallmark i thinkhallmark cards with a twist ..haha lol....... | honeybear3000 | 450 | 0 | Oct 2013 | |
TENNIS ANYONEThere used to be a girl at tennis who always put the second tennis ball down her front whilst serving, not seen so much these days as modern girls ten... | Buffybear | 554 | 0 | May 2014 | |
Holy balloons on the moonI am winter when I am Africa and Africa is me in summer time floating down the Mississippi with holy balloons on the moon !... | Unknown | 268 | 0 | May 2014 | May 2014 Unknown |
the lamp above tomorrowlandcall it sunlight,i don't care ! for all anyone really knows it could be a giant red squirrel or a colour in bible oh tomorrowland kiss me hole... | Unknown | 259 | 0 | May 2014 | |
extractsDo you recognise the poems these lines are from?... | branksome | 281 | 0 | Mar 2014 |
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