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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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WOLVES, WOLVES, WOLVESI always found Werewolfs kinda sexy but dangerous of course.... | smallworlds | 650 | 0 | Aug 2012 | Aug 2012 morgen90210 |
Limericks about CS forums usersthere once was a lady called N Who sat on her nest like a hen with witty the violent who lost sight of silent gave up and gave into her N t... | irisheyes1978 | 305 | 0 | Jul 2012 | Jul 2012 mcradloff |
whistling dixieif you don't know, i can't help you... | charliejapartee | 472 | 0 | Sep 2012 | |
TEDDIE GOANNA..A.R.R..JUST ABOUT A LAZY GOANNA..... | pinklady1967 | 565 | 0 | Sep 2012 | |
'Who's Land'In a rush to get to an appointment this morning I rushed out the door into the front yard and stepped right into a very large pile of dog? @!&% boy wa... | Unknown | 395 | 0 | Sep 2012 | |
RedhorseI can almost taste you As I bring you close to my mouth The scent I smell is intoxicating Your ice cold but I feel your warmth I glide my finger... | scrofa09 | 364 | 0 | Aug 2012 | |
Jungle Cruise Ride SkipperFound these on youtube after I listened to Wierd Al's song Skipper Dan. It is about a guy who wanted to be a famous actor, and wound up working on th... | mcradloff | 640 | 0 | Jun 2012 | |
Hilda...My experience of jet lag on a long haul flight....... | edolly | 337 | 0 | May 2012 | |
Man a pauseDont ask me ...the ladies knows...... | morgen90210 | 632 | 0 | May 2012 | |
LIMERICK sort-ofstill doodling with words.... | studecar | 577 | 0 | Apr 2012 | |
Taken for " A Ride"My friend just came across my mind and the ride he was taken for... | Unknown | 287 | 0 | Apr 2012 | |
Paternity TestingGive thanks for the one that discovered paternity testing Now many a lady is confessing They took their man for a ride But no more can their secret... | Unknown | 262 | 0 | Apr 2012 | |
Farm AnimalsI wanted to do this Jamaican style hence the broken language. I honestly did not think what these kids were being shown was a good representation of f... | Unknown | 294 | 0 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 mcradloff |
My Abc'sAppreciate an antidote with just a little attitude Beginning with blessed bandages Causing caring courage Doing delightful donations Exited even e... | coolcat1974 | 309 | 0 | Apr 2012 | |
Jack and JillJack and Jill Went Up the Hill, I Don't know what they did, Suddenly Jill ran down shouting, i-pill, i-pill, i-pill...... | Nils5386 | 258 | 0 | Nov 2012 | |
Big Red MotorbikeInspired by an Australian bikie chick, and a recent ride (at the time) on a big red motorbike - a honda vfr, hence the aka r_honda_vfr The 'spellin... | umfazi | 265 | 0 | Nov 2012 | |
Ani-mulesI wrote this while caring for two children whom I looked after regularly - they loved it and we spent the afternoon with each of them acting out the a... | umfazi | 327 | 0 | Nov 2012 | |
News FlashWhy does this stuff always come when i am busy?... | Unknown | 308 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
Cabernet SauvignonJust playing with words and picked this out whilst in the kitchen "Cabernet Sauvignon" :-)... | Unknown | 348 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
Contemplating my navelI was contemplating my navel with all the power I saw able Why is it in the middle of my stomach? To this I am quite flummoxed Why does mine seem... | Unknown | 380 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
World AtlasI was laid on my mattress thumbing through a World Atlas Telling my son of all the places I’d been and all the things I had seen I told him of my ti... | Unknown | 364 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
Training team oh we did have a screamI was thinking back to my army days... | Unknown | 210 | 0 | Nov 2012 | |
Freight in the nightDon't know where this one came from?....lol... | Unknown | 242 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
Note in my diaryNote in my diary I must remember, the world comes to an end on the 21st of December No months of Turkey and no Christmas pud, now that sort of new... | Unknown | 342 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
Its not becauseI like a woman and a man, am I a gay? Can it just be for love and the other is for friendship? You commended me, I appreciated. Asking for more..I... | Unknown | 287 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
The Corn MessageA cloud ran over to a mountain And whispered to the trees, Rain is on the way Set your mind at ease The trees whispered through the valley Down... | EyeLook4U | 400 | 0 | Jan 2013 | |
Cloud BoomCloud boom, that is cave man talk Cloud boom boom boom Cave man walk fast to cave Till storm has gone Try to light fire Wood is wet But now h... | EyeLook4U | 442 | 0 | Jan 2013 | |
Saving Our PlanetJust having fun with the global warming topic that is so popular these days. Are we warming our planet, or did the sun have an active year in 2012?... | mcradloff | 441 | 0 | Jan 2013 | |
The Thunder SongMy favorite rental so far this year is Ted. It's about a boy wishing for his Teddy bear to come to life, and it does. Ted comes running into John's... | mcradloff | 501 | 0 | Jan 2013 | |
Time Ahead Of YouFirewoods choped and the fire is hot Smoke rolling out the chimney top Wintertime isn't gonna make me blue Wintertime I got time ahead of you Re... | EyeLook4U | 605 | 0 | Jan 2013 | |
I Did It AgainI did it again, my reflection it cry’s My head it is thumping ,and there’s blood in my eyes. My memory is distorted, and my mind its so numb, to m... | Unknown | 269 | 0 | Jan 2013 | |
Your Snapped!Twitter in the 1700's oops I lost a country!... | sophiasummer | 354 | 0 | Mar 2013 | |
A sonnet ordered me ViolanteNot easy to translate it from spanish, I'm not sure if everything can be understood.... | GUZMAN1 | 868 | 0 | Aug 2011 | |
Fridge MonsterA bit of nonsense. Just visited my grand children. Bella kept opening the refrigerator so her dad told her there lives a fridge monster inside. To a 4... | steve1223 | 397 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
old manwell after a night with the kids and busted railway timetables leading to bussing it with a child in arms sound asleep once finished i felt old being... | nightcrow | 279 | 0 | Jun 2011 | |
Pretty LadyI was feeling silly one day and wrote this song, the only rap song I ever wrote. It's a humorous tale of metting someone at Safeway and being invited... | HuggerMan4U | 404 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
But did we?I read in the news just the other day, the illumanti are coming, time to get away, a new world order is the ultimate goal, to possess our life, t... | optimisticme | 534 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
Strange but trueWhats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to... | optimisticme | 449 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
Jingle-Bells, Osama SmellsDont remember exactly when i wrote this ;)... | trsalemme | 805 | 0 | Aug 2011 | |
CHESS WIH DEATHA story within a poem, that is how dancing performs... | Unknown | 289 | 0 | Aug 2011 | |
dope dreamsdope dreams of us and we all dream of dope, but who are the dreams and who are the dopes, for dope is the dream and we are the dopes, so dont smoke th... | jimmydean69 | 415 | 0 | Aug 2011 | |
Cereal KillerJust having some fun with some of my favorite cereals, my favorite cereal is Cookie Crisp, but I couldn't remember the name of the mascot!... | mcradloff | 699 | 0 | Dec 2011 |
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