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WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES Poem

WOLVES, WOLVES, WOLVESI always found Werewolfs kinda sexy but dangerous of course....

smallworlds6500Aug 2012Aug 2012
morgen90210
Limericks about CS forums users Poem

Limericks about CS forums usersthere once was a lady called N Who sat on her nest like a hen with witty the violent who lost sight of silent gave up and gave into her N t...

irisheyes19783050Jul 2012Jul 2012
mcradloff
whistling dixie Poem

whistling dixieif you don't know, i can't help you...

charliejapartee4720Sep 2012
TEDDIE GOANNA A R R Poem

TEDDIE GOANNA..A.R.R..JUST ABOUT A LAZY GOANNA.....

pinklady19675650Sep 2012
Whos Land Poem

'Who's Land'In a rush to get to an appointment this morning I rushed out the door into the front yard and stepped right into a very large pile of dog? @!&% boy wa...

Unknown3950Sep 2012
Redhorse Poem

RedhorseI can almost taste you As I bring you close to my mouth The scent I smell is intoxicating Your ice cold but I feel your warmth I glide my finger...

scrofa093640Aug 2012
Jungle Cruise Ride Skipper Poem

Jungle Cruise Ride SkipperFound these on youtube after I listened to Wierd Al's song Skipper Dan. It is about a guy who wanted to be a famous actor, and wound up working on th...

mcradloff6400Jun 2012
Hilda Poem

Hilda...My experience of jet lag on a long haul flight.......

edolly3370May 2012
Man a pause Poem

Man a pauseDont ask me ...the ladies knows......

morgen902106320May 2012
LIMERICK sort of Poem

LIMERICK sort-ofstill doodling with words....

studecar5770Apr 2012
Taken for A Ride Poem

Taken for " A Ride"My friend just came across my mind and the ride he was taken for...

Unknown2870Apr 2012
Paternity Testing Poem

Paternity TestingGive thanks for the one that discovered paternity testing Now many a lady is confessing They took their man for a ride But no more can their secret...

Unknown2620Apr 2012
Farm Animals Poem

Farm AnimalsI wanted to do this Jamaican style hence the broken language. I honestly did not think what these kids were being shown was a good representation of f...

Unknown2940Apr 2012Apr 2012
mcradloff
My Abcs Poem

My Abc'sAppreciate an antidote with just a little attitude Beginning with blessed bandages Causing caring courage Doing delightful donations Exited even e...

coolcat19743090Apr 2012
Jack and Jill Poem

Jack and JillJack and Jill Went Up the Hill, I Don't know what they did, Suddenly Jill ran down shouting, i-pill, i-pill, i-pill......

Nils53862580Nov 2012
Big Red Motorbike Poem

Big Red MotorbikeInspired by an Australian bikie chick, and a recent ride (at the time) on a big red motorbike - a honda vfr, hence the aka r_honda_vfr The 'spellin...

umfazi2650Nov 2012
Ani mules Poem

Ani-mulesI wrote this while caring for two children whom I looked after regularly - they loved it and we spent the afternoon with each of them acting out the a...

umfazi3270Nov 2012
News Flash Poem

News FlashWhy does this stuff always come when i am busy?...

Unknown3080Dec 2012
Cabernet Sauvignon Poem

Cabernet SauvignonJust playing with words and picked this out whilst in the kitchen "Cabernet Sauvignon" :-)...

Unknown3480Dec 2012
Contemplating my navel Poem

Contemplating my navelI was contemplating my navel with all the power I saw able Why is it in the middle of my stomach? To this I am quite flummoxed Why does mine seem...

Unknown3800Dec 2012
World Atlas Poem

World AtlasI was laid on my mattress thumbing through a World Atlas Telling my son of all the places I’d been and all the things I had seen I told him of my ti...

Unknown3640Dec 2012
Training team oh we did have a scream Poem

Training team oh we did have a screamI was thinking back to my army days...

Unknown2100Nov 2012
Freight in the night Poem

Freight in the nightDon't know where this one came from?....lol...

Unknown2420Dec 2012
Note in my diary Poem

Note in my diaryNote in my diary I must remember, the world comes to an end on the 21st of December No months of Turkey and no Christmas pud, now that sort of new...

Unknown3420Dec 2012
Its not because Poem

Its not becauseI like a woman and a man, am I a gay? Can it just be for love and the other is for friendship? You commended me, I appreciated. Asking for more..I...

Unknown2870Dec 2012
The Corn Message Poem

The Corn MessageA cloud ran over to a mountain And whispered to the trees, Rain is on the way Set your mind at ease The trees whispered through the valley Down...

EyeLook4U4000Jan 2013
Cloud Boom Poem

Cloud BoomCloud boom, that is cave man talk Cloud boom boom boom Cave man walk fast to cave Till storm has gone Try to light fire Wood is wet But now h...

EyeLook4U4420Jan 2013
Saving Our Planet Poem

Saving Our PlanetJust having fun with the global warming topic that is so popular these days. Are we warming our planet, or did the sun have an active year in 2012?...

mcradloff4410Jan 2013
The Thunder Song Poem

The Thunder SongMy favorite rental so far this year is Ted. It's about a boy wishing for his Teddy bear to come to life, and it does. Ted comes running into John's...

mcradloff5010Jan 2013
Time Ahead Of You Poem

Time Ahead Of YouFirewoods choped and the fire is hot Smoke rolling out the chimney top Wintertime isn't gonna make me blue Wintertime I got time ahead of you Re...

EyeLook4U6050Jan 2013
I Did It Again Poem

I Did It AgainI did it again, my reflection it cry’s My head it is thumping ,and there’s blood in my eyes. My memory is distorted, and my mind its so numb, to m...

Unknown2690Jan 2013
Your Snapped Poem

Your Snapped!Twitter in the 1700's oops I lost a country!...

sophiasummer3540Mar 2013
A sonnet ordered me Violante Poem

A sonnet ordered me ViolanteNot easy to translate it from spanish, I'm not sure if everything can be understood....

GUZMAN18680Aug 2011
Fridge Monster Poem

Fridge MonsterA bit of nonsense. Just visited my grand children. Bella kept opening the refrigerator so her dad told her there lives a fridge monster inside. To a 4...

steve12233970Jul 2011
old man Poem

old manwell after a night with the kids and busted railway timetables leading to bussing it with a child in arms sound asleep once finished i felt old being...

nightcrow2790Jun 2011
Pretty Lady Poem

Pretty LadyI was feeling silly one day and wrote this song, the only rap song I ever wrote. It's a humorous tale of metting someone at Safeway and being invited...

HuggerMan4U4040Sep 2011

But did we?I read in the news just the other day, the illumanti are coming, time to get away, a new world order is the ultimate goal, to possess our life, t...

optimisticme5340Sep 2011

Strange but trueWhats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to...

optimisticme4490Sep 2011
Jingle Bells Osama Smells Poem

Jingle-Bells, Osama SmellsDont remember exactly when i wrote this ;)...

trsalemme8050Aug 2011
CHESS WIH DEATH Poem

CHESS WIH DEATHA story within a poem, that is how dancing performs...

Unknown2890Aug 2011

dope dreamsdope dreams of us and we all dream of dope, but who are the dreams and who are the dopes, for dope is the dream and we are the dopes, so dont smoke th...

jimmydean694150Aug 2011
Cereal Killer Poem

Cereal KillerJust having some fun with some of my favorite cereals, my favorite cereal is Cookie Crisp, but I couldn't remember the name of the mascot!...

mcradloff6990Dec 2011

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