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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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The secretWe were just teenagers when you told me your secret I wish you never had.. Standing in your mothers kitchen your eyes lit up when you described w... | cafetwo2010 | 641 | 11 | May 2014 | Aug 2014 SCatlyn |
~My Ole Car~Remember the old car we first drove? this is a dedication to that car.... | Unknown | 641 | 6 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
The Ten Commandments?I heard this comedy bit by George Carlin about the ten commandments. He pared it down to two. Thou shall be faithful to provider of thy nookie. Tho... | mcradloff | 641 | 7 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 mcradloff |
have something to tell youone thought led to another and i ended up with this.. hope you laughed at least smiled. lol... | kickit22 | 641 | 19 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 kickit22 |
Mirror Mirror on the WallI look in the mirror and what do I see Surely that image cannot be me My eyes are still blue and my hair is still blonde Of those little wrinkles I... | Buffybear | 640 | 2 | Apr 2011 | Feb 2020 godsprincess |
Unsanitary BlindnessA tank full of water, a bowl filled with pee, I drank from the toilet and now I can't see.... | SchylerSilvey | 640 | 0 | Jul 2016 | |
THE BRIDE OF FRANKINSTEINI've so missed you all. Thank you for all your prayers and good thoughts, and comments. Love you. Peace be with you always. Sending you wishes for man... | Dejavu4u | 640 | 9 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 Dejavu4u |
Sas tries to RhymeOkay I know it's cheesy, But I tried to at least Rhyme LOL... | SnowCoveredMuse | 639 | 5 | May 2014 | May 2014 Joseph1112 |
I am a little insectJust a little ditty for kids... | Retsina_007 | 639 | 6 | Jan 2015 | Oct 2018 Happychatty1 |
Reminisce (Limerick)Just taking at stab at world leaders in modern times....and how governments don't respond to the problems faced by ordinary people.... | Yankee4you | 639 | 4 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Maxeen_1 |
The coffee diaries#1True confessions of a Maxwell man..lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 638 | 4 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 cafetwo2010 |
I met you in my dreams (part two)As I have said in part one sorry it is so long.Still hope it brings a smile to your face... | Unknown | 638 | 2 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
My friend’s family and a bikemany of the poeple is like my friend... may be you can take it as a joke... | sabeel | 638 | 5 | Aug 2009 | Sep 2009 sabeel |
Orange Dreama silly dream, huh?... | Amenda | 637 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 Amenda |
Man a pauseDont ask me ...the ladies knows...... | morgen90210 | 637 | 0 | May 2012 | |
The 45th dimensionMay the force be with you. Will you join us in the 45th? Pizza is free and and I can produce tear free nylons if you have a coupon. And for the knig... | cafetwo2010 | 637 | 7 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 cafetwo2010 |
Earn a degree in MaidenologyIs the weekend really over? lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 636 | 8 | Jul 2012 | Jul 2012 cafetwo2010 |
I love Emoticon-Creatures...I wrote this just for fun...... | freetraveller | 635 | 6 | May 2010 | Sep 2014 ImagineLove |
very silly poem, number 2Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke...... | jac379 | 635 | 7 | May 2010 | May 2010 optimisticme |
to ponderah....it's soon eve to the leaving my entire family is soon to be gone! my wife and son are going here and my daughter is going there I can't cele... | hedistuff | 633 | 6 | May 2011 | May 2011 lifesajoy |
Gold Digger!uh..I'm gonna go with gold digger? lol... | cafetwo2010 | 633 | 6 | Jun 2011 | Aug 2017 godsprincess |
Thanksgiving NightYawwwwn....... | Unknown | 633 | 4 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 Happygolucky4u |
The Race!We are all in the race of life, whether it be the tortoise or the hare!... | Unknown | 632 | 12 | Nov 2012 | Dec 2012 Unknown |
a bit stern....though, momentsI most certainly did not write this. Hilda laughed so I might share.... | hedistuff | 632 | 8 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 orientalkoru |
Old Hag to wed Bigfoot:She's finally found her man, nine foot tall and hairy He's the dream boy of the woods and he's found the gal he'll marry! They sent out the invit... | cafetwo2010 | 632 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 jeddah12 |
kickits challenge (purple pendragon?)phew tough one... | shadow1950 | 632 | 6 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 shadow1950 |
I need a real womanA real woman: Who doesn't lust after me simply for a lock of my hair. Lol. Is it Friday yet?... | cafetwo2010 | 631 | 11 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 cafetwo2010 |
April Fools Jokes From My PastThis is a list that could go on forever. There is no shortage of fools out there and their foolish behavior. One of my favorite on tv was the spaghe... | mcradloff | 631 | 11 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 mcradloff |
Taste a womanOh, for heavens sake. What's it take to get a date on Saturday night? Somebody needs to get some pizza up in this joint! Lol It's all in good fun.... | cafetwo2010 | 630 | 9 | Oct 2016 | Mar 2017 cafetwo2010 |
Viewer discretion advisedI cracked the code!! Happy weekend guys!! Love ya..... | cafetwo2010 | 630 | 10 | Mar 2012 | Mar 2012 Unknown |
The NameA poetic rendition of Henry Cecil’s story “The Name.” If you take your precious time and read this, you will find it entertaining, at least I hope so.... | marikia | 630 | 5 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 gnj4u |
seperated together.i hope you found this entertaining.... | kickit22 | 629 | 11 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 kickit22 |
Oh CarolOh Carol Its time, gotta release, gotta show, gotta rip off my shirt and go, gonna live like a caveman, and roar like a lion, Im from anot... | optimisticme | 628 | 2 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 caroljoyce |
All we need is love)))Just wanted to wish Happy 2022 to all our poets! stay safe, healthy, loving and loved ones))... | salamuna | 628 | 20 | Dec 2021 | Jan 2022 salamuna |
Things are not as they appear to be...Aaaggghhh..., or not?... | Earlgreytea | 627 | 15 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Earlgreytea |
Death The MusicalWell Im just saying..I think it would be a hit and with the revenue I am bringing the drive in movie theaters back... | fjamesj9701 | 627 | 15 | Aug 2011 | May 2013 fjamesj9701 |
Wizzard's wish..Ok..I'm going fishing! Laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... | cafetwo2010 | 627 | 11 | Aug 2012 | Aug 2012 Unknown |
Cinderella and her friendsImagination is good Isn't is wonderful when we can be free to think Al of these adventures have served a purpose Blessings and love to all... | ironman | 626 | 5 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Ladybee42 |
The "Cat" in the Hata bit of 60s nostalgia, plucking away at my 12 string this morning... | sophiasummer | 626 | 4 | May 2013 | Nov 2016 AmberGlow |
The Airplane AnnouncementJust pretending if I were a pilot and also hoping that the pilots on the flights I have had would have at least told me once in a while what I was see... | mcradloff | 625 | 12 | Aug 2014 | Sep 2014 ImagineLove |
Plagiarismthank you all, to who have unbeknownst contributed' Love Soph... | sophiasummer | 624 | 9 | May 2013 | May 2013 ladyjewel |
I Don't Wanna GoA parody of Mr. Custer. I am dreading going to the doctor tomarrow. I have to get my blood pressure down to get a job.... | mcradloff | 624 | 10 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 Unknown |
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